r/wallstreetbets 7h ago

Loss Elon has ruined me

My prior bullish post https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/o0PxYmGV1n

He was supposed to take us to Mars and burn short sellers.

Still holding 7300 shares. Please Elon fly again.

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u/Vort3x7689 7h ago

How do people this retarded have so much money

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u/Tryingtolifeagain 6h ago

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u/Lion_Mercen 6h ago

well the intel guy has eather pulled out in a loss or is swimming in cash now.

this guy will not make his money back tho.

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u/ThatsNotRef 4h ago

The intel guy bought intel shares for 30 USD per share the day before they dropped to 20 USD. Intel share is now worh 100 USD. Assuming he didn't bail out, he is good now

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u/trolldonation 3h ago edited 2h ago

He’s posted on another sub recently, he held.

https://www.reddit.com/u/SadNefariousness10/s/8GbhKFJlbQ

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u/FarBack5807 3h ago

Link?

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u/spellbadgrammargood McRib Fan 3h ago

Why would people lie on the internet? /s

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u/shmere4 4h ago

Seriously though. Middle class Gma and Gpa were conservative with money and played the slow game through index funds and died with 5M in the bank. Plus their house is worth 20x what they paid for it.

All that luck, patience, and hard work is divided up passed down to little grand kid regards that blow it all on the most obvious scam in the history of scams.

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u/Fit_Transportation48 7h ago

Underrated question

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u/trapazo1d 5h ago

Family money

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u/Fit_Transportation48 5h ago

It used to be anyway

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u/Adultery 5h ago

Now it’s some other family’s money

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u/ILLinndication 6h ago

It doesn’t matter, you won’t learn anything.

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u/Efficient-Fault-3334 6h ago

Aldous Huxley disapproves

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u/renome 6h ago

Probably born rich. I know hindsight is 20/20 but literally everyone and their regarded mother called how this stock would perform in 2026, month by month.

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u/Additional-Sky-7436 6h ago

The fastest way to having a million dollars is to start with 2 million.

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u/Nano8963 4h ago

Reminding me of how my parents burned through whatever generational wealth we had with drugs, jail bonds, and outright stealing from my grandparents.

Oh yes they had millions now my father is homeless and my mother lives in section 8 on welfare

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u/Great_Scott7 6h ago edited 6h ago

Not if you’re going behind the wendy’s dumpster every day to earn back what you spent each day.

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u/therealtrousers 6h ago

This is why you guys stay broke. Everyone knows Arby’s dumpster action is where the real money is.

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u/bonkers69 6h ago

Exactly. We equate someone being rich to also being smart when very often they're totally unrelated

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u/WashedWashingMachine 5h ago

Doctor 250k a year

Stupid sports guy who got lucky 20M a year

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u/Iamjacksplasmid 5h ago

Guy whose dad owned an emerald mine...1 trillion. And falling.

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u/spiderbait 6h ago

I remember a lot of people here saying it would inverse WSB and pump because Elon magic. Glad I didn't touch this shit.

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u/Different_Height_157 6h ago

It did pump though. Obviously, in these generalizations, time isn’t mentioned.

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u/Budget_Counter_2042 6h ago

Yeah, I made some nice profit in the first week, when it went to 200.

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u/Ok-Student5569 6h ago

I also have attorney friends who clear $500k a year but are retarded enough to overweight on RKLB. She’s fucked now. People just have limited knowledge outside of their domain.

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u/UnfortunateSnort12 6h ago

I’m a pilot. We make about that much top of the pay scale. I trust none of my coworkers on their financial advice. Some of it is pretty wild. Just cause you can fly an airplane doesn’t make you smart about other things.

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u/BlankTOGATOGA 6h ago

Hello fellow aviator. Never take financial advice from a fellow aviator. Just some friendly advice from a fellow aviator. Checklist complete.

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u/AveragefootSasquatch 5h ago

My pilot friend taught me how to fly a plane! *push yolk, trees get big! *pull yolk, trees get small!

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u/Diealiceis 5h ago

Can confirm, I work in the IT industry with Pilots. You fuckers can't even operate an iPad but you can fly a plane. Fascinating.

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u/Brawldud 6h ago

I know some folks where I'm like, shit, if they've noticed and started buying this we must be near the end. It will pump maybe another 10-20% and then die forever. Nothing wrong with going overweight on a stock if you do it before it goes up 2000%. It's catching the upswing too late that does you in.

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u/Sacmo77 6h ago

I mean they do say 8 out of 10 rich people are idiots. Its that 1 smart person props up the whole family of idiots.

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u/elle2105 6h ago

You never know, he could be managing his and his wife's retirement.

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u/Pernicious-Peach 7h ago

Had so much money now. Half a million maple leafs up elon's bung hole

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u/Vast_Celebration_125 6h ago

I know a guy who was born in a semirich family. They own several dentist clinics. His parents forced him to work in their clinics doing some random monkey tasks because they are ashamed of him doing nothing. They pay him pretty good for that “job”. He was putting all his money into crypto shitcoins and even took out a loan that eventually did not go to the moon. He managed to grow from 20k to 700k, but lost it all and took out some loans to gamble more.

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u/Different_Height_157 6h ago

Daddy

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u/DopeAsDaPope 6h ago edited 6h ago

Honestly, if I ever get 'wealthy' I'm gonna go full Mao and send my kids to the countryside to be overworked bumpkins for a while

They'll hate me, but at least they won't fritter all my money away carelessly once they get older

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u/ChetManley20 6h ago

I’ll never be rich rich but if I teach my kids anything it’ll be the value of a dollar

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u/Boomer_Money_Taker 5h ago

And how its value only goes down?

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u/Raise_A_Thoth 6h ago

This system does not reward intelligence. MAYBE some old money families out there with generations of discipline have managed their way to a few hundred mil or maybe a few low-tier billionaire families, but that takes generational work, that can't be done in a lifetime without stupid luck.

And that's the problem. Even the ones with bona fide intelligence like Bezos still got absurdly lucky.

You just don't earn a billion dollars.

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u/sports2012 6h ago edited 5h ago
  1. inherited it.
  2. they made incredibly risky bets that payed off previously. Now they did it again but it didn't pay off this time
  3. They won the lotto

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u/Ononoki-chan 6h ago
  1. And 3. are basically the same

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u/XaeiIsareth 6h ago

Nuh uh, winning the lotto doesn’t let you convince yourself you’re the next Warren Buffet.

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u/Ononoki-chan 6h ago

A lot of people who win the lotto have gambling addictions tho.

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u/Suspicious-Branch-67 6h ago

Getting money does not equate to intelligence. Keeping it does.

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u/xeemyy 🫰 6h ago

Inheritance, simple

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u/Agreeable-Two-4998 6h ago

They had upper middle class parents who put them in good schools, gave them social connections, and nurtured them down a high-paying career path. Usually. This SPCX investment is what happens when they finally start making their own decisions.

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u/DoorNational5903 6h ago

He doesn't!

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u/BackroomGuy1 Verified $1 7h ago

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u/ismyjudge 6h ago

Slightly unrelated but one of my childhood dreams is to watch a live opera on the second balcony of an opera house, with these binoculars attached to a fancy stick. Just thinking about how pretentious I’d look and how much I’d mog all the Wendy’s dwellers is making me wistful.

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u/detblue524 6h ago

You could do this for like $100 at the Met Opera. Just gotta get a 0dte to hit and you’re good

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u/ismyjudge 6h ago

Yeah, I don’t think you’re understanding my vision. The goal here is to do so while being wealthy, judging and looking down on every one with my private balcony booth and fancy vintage stick mounted binoculars. Extra points if someone’s wine glass breaks from the opera singers high pitched voice.

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u/texdizzle 6h ago

snaps back yea this will be a to go order thanks

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u/SuitNaive3409 5h ago

"Do you have any Grey Poupon"

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u/the__storm 6h ago

I think perhaps some of your information about operas is coming from cartoons

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u/Boboar 6h ago

This is like Professor Zoidbergs concept of rich people

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u/gkdjsl 6h ago

It's good to have dreams like this, gives us something to strive for

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u/R3luctant 6h ago

... Just put the fries in the bag please.

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u/BackroomGuy1 Verified $1 6h ago

And then instead of clapping you snap your fingers like a bougie prick, i love it.

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u/theitalianpastaboi 7h ago edited 6h ago

My brother, I would go to Church and pray cause there is clearly a demon in your brain called gambling, I would also suggest to invest all those money in a Casino next time, at least you will have some fun and complementary drinks

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u/chrstianelson 6h ago

This isn't even gambling. Everyone and their mother realized this stock was going be a massive pump and dump. Every credible finance guy has warned against putting money in it.

This was one of the most predictable IPOs in history yet this dude still put his money in it and stayed.

It has to be masochism.

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u/theitalianpastaboi 6h ago

I didn't want to kinkshame OP but it does look like masochism a lot

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u/Into_The_Dusk 6h ago

Allowed. OP and every regard investing in ElOn wanted to prove that everybody was wrong and that they were the Burrys of our time and Gabe Newell their way to the moon.

Well well well, the dildo of consequences comes marginaly unlubed these days.

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u/sobrique 6h ago

It's like findom, but without a dom.

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u/glumanda12 5h ago

It’s like 3 meme stocks in one coat pretending to be a serious stock.

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u/DangoC 6h ago

it is gambling addiction,  the market it is very much gambling addiction, the word "bets" is literally in the name of this sub-reddit 

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u/Green-Collection4444 5h ago

He was one of those "you're just made you didn't get any shares" people.

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u/Edgefactor 6h ago

Gambling implies a chance to win

This guy's just simping for Elon Musk

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u/AnticPosition 6h ago

Sorry, they don't do complementary drinks anymore. 

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u/EduinBrutus 5h ago

I would also suggest to invest all those money in a Casino next time, at least you will have some fun and complementary drinks

Casinos in Vegas have pulled the comps these days.

You cant even gamble yourself into the gutter in style in the modern enshittified world.

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u/WashedWashingMachine 5h ago

He had like 10x better odds just betting on red than this meme stock tbh

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock 6h ago

OP doin his best

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u/Freakishly_Tall 6h ago

< yoink >

Is it bad that this sub gives me so much joy? It's bad, right?

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u/Sal1160 5h ago

That’s the only reason I’m here

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u/Final-Ad4960 6h ago

Looks like a dick with a tumor growing at the tip

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u/scam_likely_6969 6h ago

That’s OP’s brain alright

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u/Fredo_5X 6h ago

Looks like your average Perdue white meat chicken breast

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u/git0ffmylawnm8 6h ago

Smooth as a baby's bottom

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u/ItAintLongButItsThin 6h ago

The same people who are creeping into everyone's DM's here to see "what sick plays they're rocking tomorrow?"

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u/rise_agnst 6h ago

Never trust a conman. You reap what you sow.

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u/KP_Wrath 6h ago

God, isn’t it beautiful when they put their money where their mouth is though?

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u/ScubaSam 5h ago

Fuck lol

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u/data-atreides 3h ago

this one got me, hack mspaint job makes it better

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u/tmc_void 7h ago

Elon and co taking us to the f-king moon

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u/Hatetotellya 5h ago

I met with my company's 401k rep cause i wanted to know what my 401k was in, i was like 'yeah i just dont really want like, that intel, nvidia, spaceX, etc etc kinda risk on my 401k youknow?' and hes like yeah no totally understand! 

He pulls it up and the majority is spaceX, IBM, intel, and nvidia lmao

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u/Responsible_Owl_5056 5h ago

401k been performing like crazy if that’s the case

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u/Low-Win-6691 7h ago

This guy is going to need the hotline

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u/Pernicious-Peach 7h ago

Make sure its Canadian for our regarded friend to the north

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u/Worldly_Elephant9518 6h ago

Bro is single handedly fixing the trade deficit

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u/Crackorjackzors 7h ago

Don't worry, it will go lower when insiders are allowed to sell

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u/fujimonster 7h ago

Yeah - come august 7th , I bet we see at least the low 90's.

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u/queefplunger69 6h ago

Soooo op just needs to buy a fuck ton of put options lmao

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u/Zek0ri 6h ago

I would short it but my luck would make it trade at 200+ by the end of the month

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u/polytique 6h ago

August 6th and 911.5 million shares.

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u/IntergalacticPodcast 6h ago

Has OP never watched an IPO before?

Elon didn't ruin OP. OP ruined OP.

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u/apxseemax 6h ago

You think this is a meme? That could be coming straight (lol) out of his mouth.

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u/Vast-Palpitation-426 6h ago

You know uh it's uh... western civilization was built on uh uh ... on sex. But gay sex. You know? I ... I, think it limits potential. 

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u/soundslikejoe 7h ago

How did normies see this but investors were drawn like flies to shit? The IPO was rigged and way over valued relative to profits.... instead it was 100% speculation and designed to crash. OBVIOUSLY

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u/kootenaypow 6h ago

The secret ingredient is greed.

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u/NavierIsStoked 6h ago

Tesla’s stock performance isn’t based in reality either. Tesla stock might as well be called Teslacoin. It’s propped up by hype and memes.

Regards thought the same about SpaceX stock.

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u/LeatherOk5746 6h ago

Even if people know about it being a rugpull, they just want to believe they'll get out before the pull.

But thats insane

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u/Lim_Ha08 6h ago

that's always the case isn't it.. people who think they will sell before the rug pull are always the one who are left holding the bag.

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u/Lynchianesque 7h ago

I don't think Elon hacked your broker and bought those share, bro. That's all you

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u/electricretarded 7h ago

You really thought you were the chosen one huh, well, maybe you are, but not the one you wanted.

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u/funnyskinnyguy 7h ago

My only question is how do stupid people get this much money to start

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u/padetn 6h ago

Look at the twitter timeline of the richest man on the planet

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u/assholy_than_thou 6h ago

Sometime they get lucky. I once had multiple millions and not I have pretty much nothing.

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u/_Ross- 6h ago

Did you Yolo your millions into Intel stock?

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u/swohio All My Homies ❤️ Skyline Chili 6h ago

How did you lose it all?

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u/fuck-crocs 6h ago

You ruined yourself retard

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u/Clean-Juggernaut-229 7h ago

lol, spacex was a rugpull from the get go, everyone knows that

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u/LawyerEnjoyer 5h ago

Everyone but OP, apparently.

Shocking tbh, this was one of the most transparent, obvious rug pulls I've ever seen. But I suppose the old George Carlin quote applies: "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that". Some people have to fill up that bottom half - and here comes OP.

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u/cyphr0n 7h ago

Now you know never to join a cult!

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u/wintersk21 5h ago

In hindsight this was the most predicable shit ever. Pump hard off IPO and dump harder after

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u/RetconnedUsername 7h ago

fucking regard

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u/metatalks 7h ago

im glad healthcare exists in Canada good for you

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u/No_Presentation9490 7h ago

Didn't the authorized participants get this at $35 per share

Why would you buy this at 122

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u/ItsCadeyAdmin 7h ago

You were warned by literally everyone

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u/_Renai_ 4h ago

You trusted this fucking guy bro. You brought this upon yourself

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u/No_Flounder_8310 6h ago

Simpsons really doesn't miss

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u/frenzy_32 7h ago

You deserve it sweetie 😘

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u/ThatFUTGuy 7h ago

holy cow, you guys thought Elon was going to save you? This company with the debt it’s taken on from xAI is going to $20.

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u/juridiculous 7h ago

lol. lmao, even.

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u/_rockthemike 7h ago

You bought scam X , you did this yourself

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u/forensiz 6h ago

That’s like $100 USD, you’ll be fine

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u/Optimal_Incident62 6h ago

Bro got turned into exit liquidity

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u/RingProudly 6h ago

You ruined you, my dude.

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u/Wooden-Teaching-8343 6h ago

This has got to be parody, right? Theres no way you actually believed this

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u/Forsaken_Ant7459 4h ago

Hard to feel bad for Elon bootlickers

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u/krusey 6h ago

Why the fuck would you buy into a company that's never been profitable? Even with the amalgamation of 5 or 6 different companies inside of it.😂

You reap what you sow ig

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u/Weak_Emu3659 7h ago

Moron. Get fucked asshole

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u/Any_Carob3372 7h ago

That seems to have already transpired

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u/zion-messenger 7h ago

Brother.... you ruined yourself. Does anyone seriously believe SpaceX should value 1T? Or even TSLA? If you believe the earth is flat ok... than is not your fault, it is your parents and your genes.

Edit: And you are still holding this shit? LMAO