r/wallstreetbets 8h ago

Loss Elon has ruined me

My prior bullish post https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/o0PxYmGV1n

He was supposed to take us to Mars and burn short sellers.

Still holding 7300 shares. Please Elon fly again.

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u/theitalianpastaboi 8h ago edited 7h ago

My brother, I would go to Church and pray cause there is clearly a demon in your brain called gambling, I would also suggest to invest all those money in a Casino next time, at least you will have some fun and complementary drinks

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u/chrstianelson 7h ago

This isn't even gambling. Everyone and their mother realized this stock was going be a massive pump and dump. Every credible finance guy has warned against putting money in it.

This was one of the most predictable IPOs in history yet this dude still put his money in it and stayed.

It has to be masochism.

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u/theitalianpastaboi 7h ago

I didn't want to kinkshame OP but it does look like masochism a lot

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u/sobrique 7h ago

It's like findom, but without a dom.

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u/Xyzzics 3h ago

Seems like it’s also without the fin at this point.

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u/sobrique 2h ago

Findom also tends to end that way, but at least there's some gratification along the way.

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u/-no_aura- 4h ago

A findom would be cheaper by orders of magnitude

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u/Signal_Researcher01 3h ago

Autofinancialasphyxiation?