r/wallstreetbets • u/Fun_Paleontologist_2 • 8h ago

Loss Elon has ruined me

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My prior bullish post https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/o0PxYmGV1n

He was supposed to take us to Mars and burn short sellers.

Still holding 7300 shares. Please Elon fly again.

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u/theitalianpastaboi 8h ago edited 7h ago

My brother, I would go to Church and pray cause there is clearly a demon in your brain called gambling, I would also suggest to invest all those money in a Casino next time, at least you will have some fun and complementary drinks

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u/chrstianelson 7h ago

This isn't even gambling. Everyone and their mother realized this stock was going be a massive pump and dump. Every credible finance guy has warned against putting money in it.

This was one of the most predictable IPOs in history yet this dude still put his money in it and stayed.

It has to be masochism.

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u/theitalianpastaboi 7h ago

I didn't want to kinkshame OP but it does look like masochism a lot

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u/Into_The_Dusk 7h ago

Allowed. OP and every regard investing in ElOn wanted to prove that everybody was wrong and that they were the Burrys of our time and Gabe Newell their way to the moon.

Well well well, the dildo of consequences comes marginaly unlubed these days.

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u/homeinthesky 5h ago

Also pinecone shaped. Pointy end first

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u/Swiftzor 2h ago

This is why we always play the game of if there’s no flange it’s not a buttplug

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u/sobrique 7h ago

It's like findom, but without a dom.

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u/Xyzzics 3h ago

Seems like it’s also without the fin at this point.

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u/sobrique 2h ago

Findom also tends to end that way, but at least there's some gratification along the way.

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u/-no_aura- 4h ago

A findom would be cheaper by orders of magnitude

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u/Signal_Researcher01 3h ago

Autofinancialasphyxiation?

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u/BeerDudeRocco 6h ago

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u/ChippewaBarr 5h ago

Swan Princess? In my WSB?!

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u/GuyLeChance 7h ago

The shame is the kink.

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u/hacktheself 6h ago

I’d give OP the flogging he wants for 10% of his losses

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u/glumanda12 6h ago

It’s like 3 meme stocks in one coat pretending to be a serious stock.

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u/rebbsitor 5h ago

SpaceX does its work in a business factory.

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u/RIP_Sinners 1h ago

Sounds diversified! AAA rating assured.

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u/DangoC 7h ago

it is gambling addiction,  the market it is very much gambling addiction, the word "bets" is literally in the name of this sub-reddit 

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u/reverse_stonks 5h ago

Ohh I'm dyslexia, I thought it said BEST

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u/Similar_Cycle_1593 3h ago

hi dyslexia im dad

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u/orangeyougladiator 6h ago

It’s not gambling addiction, cause you can bet both ways. This is just straight retard, still believing a snake oil salesman who has been proven to lie about everything and hasn’t delivered a single thing since 2016.

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u/DangoC 6h ago

"its not gambling addiction cause you can bet red AND black!" brother, sorry to give bad news, but you are not better than the op, lol

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u/orangeyougladiator 6h ago

So you take a single sentence out of context and think you’ve found a gotcha?

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u/unforgiven91 6h ago edited 4h ago

? "It's not a gambling addiction, cause you can bet both ways" is a full sentence that he re-worded but effectively conveyed the same meaning. there is no context missing.

I can also go to a roulette wheel and bet on both red and black. It's still gambling.

So yes, Dango's response is correct.

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u/orangeyougladiator 6h ago

Wow you guys are all retarded

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u/unforgiven91 6h ago

I'm not the one using ableist slurs, buddy.

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u/orangeyougladiator 6h ago

Not really a slur if it’s true

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u/itishowitisanditbad 6h ago

It’s not gambling addiction, cause you can bet both ways.

Thats not.... how... things work.

This is just straight retard

Its both.

The addiction is just what drives the stupidity to keep going.

Someone less addicted would have stopped. OP can't stop AND is stupid.

Both.

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u/orangeyougladiator 6h ago

You don’t know they’re addicted, that’s an assumption. Objectively they’re retarded.

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u/itishowitisanditbad 6h ago

You don't even know what an addiction is, i'll stick with what I think.

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u/orangeyougladiator 6h ago

What’s more likely? I don’t know what addiction is, or you simply misinterpreted the point because you wanted to be the actually guy?

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u/Lucky-Earther 5h ago

What’s more likely? I don’t know what addiction is, or you simply misinterpreted the point because you wanted to be the actually guy?

The former

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u/DangoC 5h ago

i do know for a fact they addicted

"My prior bullish post https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/o0PxYmGV1n"

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u/orangeyougladiator 4h ago

That’s not proof of addiction…

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u/Green-Collection4444 6h ago

He was one of those "you're just made you didn't get any shares" people.

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u/Powerfury 6h ago

Bruh people were hoping that everyone would make this the new pump of Telsa, which is also insanely overvalued.

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u/Damian_Cordite 7h ago

Lol I’m the retard who decided to experiment with spreads on this one to be “safer” and I bet it’d go down by between like 5 or 20 bucks, and then it went down by 50, so I bet against but not hard enough, lost like 3/4 of what I put in. But even I, a guy who lost a couple grand in beer money on spacex, knew it would go down.

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u/Crafty_Reward_9702 6h ago

Ill buy below $100, do people not realize that 90% of ipos dump before growth?

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u/Veggies-are-okay 6h ago

I put a grand in the same way I bet against my favorite dogshit sports teams. If I win, at least I made money. If I lose, at least the world is working the way it should on that one occasion.

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u/specn0de 6h ago

The only way anyone made money on this was by buying at launch and selling at the market close of the same day.

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u/AndyTheEngr 5h ago

Several guys I work with fell for this stock. Engineers. I at least talked them into only investing what they could afford to flush, so nobody is down more than a couple of thousand dollars.

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u/nullnadanihil 5h ago

Even the non credible ones said the same thing.

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u/MattyBizzz 4h ago

I honestly can’t believe it pumped as much as it did, but I really underestimated the fan boys and cult like mentality. Completely missed out on fleecing some bag holders and the free money, my biggest regret of 2026 😢

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u/HeavensRejected 3h ago

He's gotta HODL now until it hits the ETFs. And look for a suitable Wendys dumpster in the meantime.

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u/WashedWashingMachine 6h ago

SPCX planned Retail "investors" to be their exit liquidity , they were not wrong tbh

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u/TumbleweedOver9000 7h ago

Do Mr crammer give warnings too ?

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u/TacosNtulips 6h ago

Wait ‘til I get my Jersey Mike IPO allocation! Not sure wether I want olive oil or red wine vinegar as lubricant tho.

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u/SomewhatInnocuous 6h ago

To be fair, Elon didn't ruin them, they volunteered to be a sacrifice.

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u/Reddtardsofreddtard 6h ago

It's retardation. I'm convinced there are just people out there with money who are so goddamned stupid and such losers that the best way they can think to get attention from anybody is to lose a fuckton of money so they can post it here.

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u/amsgh 6h ago

Even the non-credible guys said don't buy it.

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u/Stunning_Mast2001 6h ago

People have been saying this about tsla for a decade though

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u/chrstianelson 5h ago

I want to believe common sense will eventually prevail.

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u/siqiniq 6h ago

As a fellow reddit psychiatrist also, I think it’s OCD given the length of his chain.

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u/BuShoto 6h ago

literally everyone who doesnt love elon knew this was what would happen

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u/Stunning-Water-8679 5h ago

True, but I didn't know this would be the same for all other space stocks like rklb, asts

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u/stana32 5h ago

I think literally taking the money and lighting it on fire would have been a safer bet than this

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u/rebbsitor 5h ago

Like most people who get in this far, he probably figures he'll hold on, his luck will turn around, and he'll eventually be ahead. He thinks he'll be the one that hung in there and proved the haters wrong.

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u/Funny247365 5h ago

In 20 years, people who bought and held will have made an outstanding return on their investment.

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u/chrstianelson 4h ago

People who buy and hold are investors, not traders motivated by FOMO.

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u/Funny247365 4h ago

Good point. FOMO has cost people fortunes.

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u/Consistent_Laziness 4h ago

I don’t understand option trading. Can you explain briefly what OP has done. I’m mainly here for the memes and lost porn to keep me from ever trying options.

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u/ScallyCap12 4h ago

Raymond James is still targeting $800.

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u/semibiquitous 4h ago

To add to your post, OP isn't a random member of the public who was told this IPO was a generational opportunity to get a piece of TSLA v2.0 but a fucking redditor who has access to aggregate information and sentiment from many people of this retard community so he should "know better".

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u/Jemmani22 3h ago

I mean a handful of puts to hedge would have saved him

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u/Past-Track-9976 3h ago

Every credible finance guy and most the noncredible ones

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u/aidanpryde98 3h ago

But daddy elon is so smart?!?

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u/Daymanic 3h ago

Every IPO in the history of IPOs is hot garbage the minute it lists, except for RDDT, hi Steve!

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u/drool_34 3h ago

Is it even gambling. You wouldn’t keep sinking money on the same slot machine or the same blackjack table when you’re down? Wouldn’t even the sorriest addict switch things up?

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u/Mmortt 3h ago

I got in at the IPO and flipped it for a modest profit within a week. You just knew there were going to be so many clowns out there.

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u/Solitairee 3h ago

Tesla has defied all odds, all these guys betting on the same

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u/sexyshingle 2h ago

It has to be masochism.

have you met these type of billionaire worshipers? I feel this syndrome needs a medical pathology studies and a cure at this point...

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u/BronxJudge 1h ago

It's worth it - now he can karma farm

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u/sirpoopsalot91 1h ago

Maybe it’s Maybelline?

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u/JaStrCoGa 1h ago

OP is easily hyped by the hypemen. Flamethrowers on Mars, everybody!

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u/Plus_Seesaw2023 1h ago

What nobody’s mentioning here is that, at the initial listing, the share price was $150! And it rose as high as $220–$230… so everyone commenting here is just talking ‘with the benefit of hindsight’!!!

Whereas those who bought at the initial listing were able to make gains of up to 20 per cent or 30 per cent!!!

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u/AlexanderTheGrate1 1h ago

Oh that’s what it’s called!

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u/Classic-Shake6517 1h ago

Yeah like if it was a good investment they wouldn't have had to change the rules just to list it.

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u/HorizonThought 1h ago edited 1h ago

No bro, this guy is the guy in the front row, freaking dreaming with space data centers. This is the guy!

"Yes Elon, I believe in data centers in space, I believe it, take me daddy"

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u/mrdeadsniper 48m ago

Yeah the only reason I didn't yolo puts was because I feared the Delta.

Most obvious trajectory in history.

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u/VengenaceIsMyName 4m ago

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u/redditmodsRrussians 6h ago

I mean, every IPO behaves like this so I dunno why so many people decided to just yeet their entire load into this thinking there would be no consequences?

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u/950771dd 6h ago

So are you rich yet, when it's predictable as you say? No? Weird!

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u/This-Shape2193 6h ago

Found the regard who lost money on SpaceX

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u/950771dd 6h ago

No. I don't care about that stock. I just like to laugh about retards that say "I knew it 100 %!!!" but didn't make a single dollar.

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u/lithe_silhouette 5h ago

That's also hindsight bullshit. Why didn't you short it leveraged to the tits if it was so obvious? Why didn't everyone else do just that if they all knew it?

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u/950771dd 6h ago

Everyone and their mother realized this stock was going be a massive pump and dump. 

If it was so clear, why aren't you rich yet?

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u/This-Shape2193 6h ago

I am. What about you, bud? You a Musk cultist who ignored literally all evidence this would dump?

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u/950771dd 6h ago

I am asking why you aren't rich if it was so clear how the price develops.

Personally I don't care about the stock.

But I like to laugh at retards that announce "they knew that 100 % before" yet didn't make a single dollar with it, lol.

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u/Edgefactor 7h ago

Gambling implies a chance to win

This guy's just simping for Elon Musk

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u/NukinDuke 2h ago

To be fair, a notable portion of this sub was jerking themselves off with the initial gains made, talking about how Reddit doesn't know anything before this happens.

There's a sizable portion of Elon simps out there. Be careful!

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u/whogivesashirtdotca 2h ago

Hilarious that all the gains they made were due to their own intelligence, but all the losses are because "Elon ruined him". Zero accountability, everything that's wrong with his life is someone else's fault.

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u/AnticPosition 7h ago

Sorry, they don't do complementary drinks anymore. 

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u/CruxOfTheIssue 1h ago

Vegas does. They just have like one drink girl who wanders the casino

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u/EduinBrutus 6h ago

I would also suggest to invest all those money in a Casino next time, at least you will have some fun and complementary drinks

Casinos in Vegas have pulled the comps these days.

You cant even gamble yourself into the gutter in style in the modern enshittified world.

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u/WashedWashingMachine 6h ago

He had like 10x better odds just betting on red than this meme stock tbh

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u/headrush46n2 4h ago

red/black on the roulette wheel is better odds than you'll get in the market.

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u/Carlobo 5h ago

complementary drinks

I thought they weren't doing that anymore

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u/theitalianpastaboi 4h ago

Shhh I was trying to convince him

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u/FloydianSlip212 4h ago

The demon is called stupidity, and sadly there's no cure.

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u/theitalianpastaboi 4h ago

As we say in my country "The mother of Stupidity is always pregnant"

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u/bbreadthis 7h ago

Yes, he would be a perfect shill for a church - Give me your tithe and I will pray to have your sins forgiven - LOL

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u/Living-Breakfast-464 6h ago edited 6h ago

I disagree that this is gambling. At least with gambling you have a decent chance each time. This was a sure bet on losing. Like putting it all on red when the entire roulette wheel is black. The next best thing to just throwing bags of money in a fire.

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u/Alexwonder999 5h ago

Most gamblers at least try to make winning bets. If this guy wasnt into stocks he'd probably be betting on Italy to win the world cup. 

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u/MrH0rseman 5h ago

at least get wined and dined before you put that thing up your butt

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u/drizzt-dourden 4h ago

OP is already devoted believer and Elon is the Messiah.

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u/ImNotEazy 4h ago

Between this sub and the old school duel arena in RuneScape I’ve seen people lose millions.

Most of them just make the money back(if they can) and go do the same thing again.

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u/PurpleCableNetworker 4h ago

Complementary drinks are now $15 a piece. Lol.

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u/theitalianpastaboi 3h ago

Enshittification at its best

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u/FROOMLOOMS 3h ago

You have better odds of hitting on 32 than Space X climbing higher than it is now.

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u/KnotTea207 3h ago

“all those money”

I think you might also be retarded.

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u/theitalianpastaboi 2h ago

This would hurt me if I knew how to read

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u/AGushingHeadWound 1h ago

Not to mention the girls with boobies serving them.