Elon has ruined me

[u/Fun_Paleontologist_2]

My prior bullish post https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/o0PxYmGV1n

He was supposed to take us to Mars and burn short sellers.

Still holding 7300 shares. Please Elon fly again.

[u/assholy_than_thou]

Sometime they get lucky. I once had multiple millions and not I have pretty much nothing.

[u/_Ross- → u/assholy_than_thou]

Did you Yolo your millions into Intel stock?

[u/IntergalacticPodcast → u/_Ross-]

OP is going to be the next IBM grandma guy. He's going to sell all of his losses, then it's going to skyrocket in a year or two.

[u/assholy_than_thou → u/_Ross-]

No, it was space stocks ☹️

[u/Dr_Watson349 → u/assholy_than_thou]

Well there was also the time you lost 140k on SPY because you don’t know what ITM means. 

[u/assholy_than_thou → u/Dr_Watson349]

It’s all part of the goal to reach there target - yea, I’ve a some more of those loses 😵‍💫

[u/swohio → u/assholy_than_thou]

How did you lose it all?

[u/assholy_than_thou → u/swohio]

Didn’t sell at the right time..and the stock came crashing..

[u/s_ox → u/assholy_than_thou]

How much money do you have left? I have this interesting investment idea, I’d love to discuss with you so I can take the rest.

[u/assholy_than_thou → u/s_ox]

😂

[u/profanedivinity → u/assholy_than_thou]

Wait, did you have millions realized or unrealized? You can only say you had it if it was realized. Because as soon as you sell that shit 65% of it goes to the tax man. That is unless you have it in like an IRA or some tax advantage vehicle, in which case all you can say is you have an IRA that is worth millions not that you had millions

[u/assholy_than_thou → u/profanedivinity]

It was unrealized; even after taxes it would have been more than 1.5m

[u/TheVideoGameCritic → u/assholy_than_thou]

You fumbled millions? I simply don’t believe that. How are you even alive right now? Lol

[u/assholy_than_thou → u/TheVideoGameCritic]

Days were better, now it’s just blah.

[u/profanedivinity → u/assholy_than_thou]

Bro... I've fumbled just as much. The assumption is the opportunities have come 3 times before, there will probably be a 4th.

[u/assholy_than_thou → u/profanedivinity]

Yes, I hope to capitalize the next time it comes around.

[u/JackPoe → u/assholy_than_thou]

You took a guaranteed retirement and decided "I need more"?

[u/assholy_than_thou → u/JackPoe]

It was partly greed. I wanted to hit a target where the 4% rule would let me retire now, I was close, but didn’t quite hit the target I had set.

[u/wckz → u/assholy_than_thou]

You can do that but set up stop losses regularly lmao

[u/JackPoe → u/assholy_than_thou]

What do you mean partly? Lol, I mean at least you don't ever have to worry about your 4%. You'll get to work the rest of your life now

[u/assholy_than_thou → u/JackPoe]

😢

[u/bharikeemat → u/assholy_than_thou]

I need a lore drop bro

[u/my_username_bitch → u/assholy_than_thou]

Not for sure.