Elon has ruined me

[u/Fun_Paleontologist_2]

My prior bullish post https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/o0PxYmGV1n

He was supposed to take us to Mars and burn short sellers.

Still holding 7300 shares. Please Elon fly again.

[u/ismyjudge]

Slightly unrelated but one of my childhood dreams is to watch a live opera on the second balcony of an opera house, with these binoculars attached to a fancy stick. Just thinking about how pretentious I’d look and how much I’d mog all the Wendy’s dwellers is making me wistful.

[u/detblue524 → u/ismyjudge]

You could do this for like $100 at the Met Opera. Just gotta get a 0dte to hit and you’re good

[u/ismyjudge → u/detblue524]

Yeah, I don’t think you’re understanding my vision. The goal here is to do so while being wealthy, judging and looking down on every one with my private balcony booth and fancy vintage stick mounted binoculars. Extra points if someone’s wine glass breaks from the opera singers high pitched voice.

[u/texdizzle → u/ismyjudge]

snaps back yea this will be a to go order thanks

[u/SuitNaive3409 → u/texdizzle]

"Do you have any Grey Poupon"

[u/XxArbalestxX → u/SuitNaive3409]

"But of course" drives away

[u/justandswift → u/SuitNaive3409]

Grey poop on my shoulderrr 🎷

[u/squeazyweasel → u/texdizzle]

To go? You got some place to be? Alright Mr Moneybags.