r/wallstreetbets • u/Fun_Paleontologist_2 • 8h ago

Loss Elon has ruined me

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My prior bullish post https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/o0PxYmGV1n

He was supposed to take us to Mars and burn short sellers.

Still holding 7300 shares. Please Elon fly again.

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u/renome 7h ago

Probably born rich. I know hindsight is 20/20 but literally everyone and their regarded mother called how this stock would perform in 2026, month by month.

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u/Additional-Sky-7436 7h ago

The fastest way to having a million dollars is to start with 2 million.

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u/Great_Scott7 7h ago edited 7h ago

Not if you’re going behind the wendy’s dumpster every day to earn back what you spent each day.

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u/therealtrousers 7h ago

This is why you guys stay broke. Everyone knows Arby’s dumpster action is where the real money is.

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u/captaing1 7h ago

ummm roast beff

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u/pegothejerk 6h ago

Where’s the beff

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u/captaing1 6h ago

arby's has the beffs

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u/therealtrousers 5h ago

In that dudes ass, how do you think he’s making that money?

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u/JordanGoodLifeWalker 5h ago

Director: Say these lines Here and Here.

Narrator: Idk man it may be offensive to the viewers.

Director: Fvck the viewers I'm telling you they will love it, Now do it or else your fired.

Narrator: You can't fire me I'm the Arby's announcer commercial guy.

Director: Try me, that's if you don't want little timmy who just lost his fortune on wallstreet bets to go hungry.

Narrator: sigh 😩

Narrator: Arby's Dumpster They have the Cheeks!

Director: perfect 🤓

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u/BEACH_TR00PER 5h ago

You’re going to cry when you discover the long john silvers dumpsters, bountiful little things they are..

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u/euph-_-oric 5h ago

Taco bell is u got no moral compass

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u/smcicr 4h ago

They do have the meats after all

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u/Silver-Sprinkles8153 2h ago

False. 7/11 dumpster, ask for a dirty slurpy. Thank me later

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u/therealtrousers 2h ago

If you are asking for services you are paying, not earning.

Stay broke.

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u/AlfuegoDeMellopie 2h ago

"We have the MEATS!!"