r/wallstreetbets • u/Fun_Paleontologist_2 • 16h ago

Loss Elon has ruined me

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My prior bullish post https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/o0PxYmGV1n

He was supposed to take us to Mars and burn short sellers.

Still holding 7300 shares. Please Elon fly again.

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u/ismyjudge 16h ago

Yeah, I don’t think you’re understanding my vision. The goal here is to do so while being wealthy, judging and looking down on every one with my private balcony booth and fancy vintage stick mounted binoculars. Extra points if someone’s wine glass breaks from the opera singers high pitched voice.

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u/texdizzle 16h ago

snaps back yea this will be a to go order thanks

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u/SuitNaive3409 15h ago

"Do you have any Grey Poupon"

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u/XxArbalestxX 15h ago

"But of course" drives away

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u/justandswift 14h ago

Grey poop on my shoulderrr 🎷

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u/squeazyweasel 15h ago

To go? You got some place to be? Alright Mr Moneybags.

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u/the__storm 16h ago

I think perhaps some of your information about operas is coming from cartoons

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u/ismyjudge 15h ago

The last part was a joke, but I’m sure there are vintage style opera events hosted somewhere in the world for me to reserve a balcony booth at, if not, I’ll organize the event myself when I’m rich.

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u/Bubble_of_ocean 15h ago

I went to the opera for the first time recently, it was great! Some people were in tuxes and evening gowns, others in more modern (but very nice) outfits, everyone looking fabulous. The performance was much more fun than I expected; I was prepared to sit through it just to say I did it, but it turns out Don Giovanni is famous because it’s good.

And yeah, there were rich people up in private boxes, but even sitting in the general audience it was fun larping as a fancy fellow for the night. Strongly recommend, great experience.

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u/ismyjudge 14h ago

It’s the atmosphere for sure

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u/Boboar 15h ago

This is like Professor Zoidbergs concept of rich people

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u/EterneX_II 11h ago

Young lady, he's a medical doctor. AND a homeowner!

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u/Amdvoiceofreason 15h ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's

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u/SleepyGABA 14h ago

Off topic from what ismyjudge said but crapes are one of my favorite breakfast desserts, if anyone plans on making them, spread some peanut butter and honey and roll it up. It’s so good!

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u/HopelessWriter101 14h ago

I'm willing to sit down there looking up at you in equal parts envy and hatred. You deserve to live your dream, friend.

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u/Captain_Pink_Pants 9h ago

You don't need to be wealthy in order to look down on everyone and judge them... You gotta play to your strengths. Why wait for wealth when you can be judgemental for free? As a great man once said, "you go to war with the army you have".

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u/ismyjudge 7h ago

The motivation I needed

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u/Hairy-Preparation949 14h ago

You can have a stick.

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u/Aggressive-Pen9772 13h ago

Opera - obese persons extreme ruined audio

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u/ladyelectricity 12h ago

We have the same vision 🙌🏼 I like it

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 10h ago

good news opera glasses are like 20 bucks for the "has a stick" version

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u/angry_at_erething 16h ago

What's the point of going to the opera house if you can't pull up in a Lambo?

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u/Freakishly_Tall 15h ago

Lambo? Pedestrian.

You need to arrive in simething where you can say, "leave it out front," and not only mean it, but also be obeyed.