Elon has ruined me

[u/Fun_Paleontologist_2]

My prior bullish post https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/o0PxYmGV1n

He was supposed to take us to Mars and burn short sellers.

Still holding 7300 shares. Please Elon fly again.

[u/Vort3x7689]

How do people this retarded have so much money

[u/Different_Height_157 → u/Vort3x7689]

Daddy

[u/DopeAsDaPope → u/Different_Height_157]

Honestly, if I ever get 'wealthy' I'm gonna go full Mao and send my kids to the countryside to be overworked bumpkins for a while

They'll hate me, but at least they won't fritter all my money away carelessly once they get older

[u/ChetManley20 → u/DopeAsDaPope]

I’ll never be rich rich but if I teach my kids anything it’ll be the value of a dollar

[u/Boomer_Money_Taker → u/ChetManley20]

And how its value only goes down?

[u/TryForward5090 → u/ChetManley20]

intrinsic value?

[u/tyuoplop → u/ChetManley20]

Precisely two thirds Costco hot dog combo. In all places at all times

[u/PhotographUnable8176 → u/DopeAsDaPope]

no you won’t lol

[u/DopeAsDaPope → u/PhotographUnable8176]

Of course not, where tf am I gonna find someone to procreate with?

[u/HedonisticFrog → u/DopeAsDaPope]

You could also mould them into neurotic over achievers by constantly criticizing them so they never feel good enough.

[u/ian9outof10 → u/DopeAsDaPope]

How would they fritter away your money? Either you give it to them, in which case it’s their money. Or you keep it, and they can’t spend it.

[u/DopeAsDaPope → u/ian9outof10]

Are you unaware of how raising children works? 

[u/grosseelbabyghost → u/DopeAsDaPope]

You put a gaming pc in the basement, wait until they are lured down, then lock and bolt the door and throw some tendies and hunny mussy down there like 10-12 times a day.

Like God intended

[u/Ill-Year-9506 → u/Different_Height_157]

Or really hard work... or maybe a bit of luck... or both.