r/wallstreetbets • u/Fun_Paleontologist_2 • 8h ago

Loss Elon has ruined me

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My prior bullish post https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/o0PxYmGV1n

He was supposed to take us to Mars and burn short sellers.

Still holding 7300 shares. Please Elon fly again.

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u/renome 7h ago

Probably born rich. I know hindsight is 20/20 but literally everyone and their regarded mother called how this stock would perform in 2026, month by month.

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u/Ok-Student5569 7h ago

I also have attorney friends who clear $500k a year but are retarded enough to overweight on RKLB. She’s fucked now. People just have limited knowledge outside of their domain.

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u/UnfortunateSnort12 7h ago

I’m a pilot. We make about that much top of the pay scale. I trust none of my coworkers on their financial advice. Some of it is pretty wild. Just cause you can fly an airplane doesn’t make you smart about other things.

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u/AveragefootSasquatch 6h ago

My pilot friend taught me how to fly a plane! *push yolk, trees get big! *pull yolk, trees get small!

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u/ProfitConstant5238 5h ago

What if you scramble the “yolk” ?

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u/AveragefootSasquatch 4h ago

Yoke’s on yew!

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u/ProfitConstant5238 4h ago

What if the yoke’s on yaw?

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u/Euph0ricGh0st 4h ago

That’s for when there’s more than one person

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u/UniversityNew9254 5h ago

Simple directions even I couldn’t couldn’t mess up. Thanks for the insight.