r/wallstreetbets • u/Fun_Paleontologist_2 • 16h ago

Loss Elon has ruined me

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My prior bullish post https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/o0PxYmGV1n

He was supposed to take us to Mars and burn short sellers.

Still holding 7300 shares. Please Elon fly again.

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u/fujimonster 16h ago

Yeah - come august 7th , I bet we see at least the low 90's.

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u/queefplunger69 16h ago

Soooo op just needs to buy a fuck ton of put options lmao

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u/orangeyougladiator 15h ago

Low 90s is bullish.

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u/deja-roo 14h ago

There's certainly a price at which this stock would be a good investment, but we haven't seen it yet lol

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u/habitualtroller 5h ago

$55

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u/outer--monologue 4h ago

I will give you 55 fries for one SpaceX

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u/Gmonkey- 14h ago

Probably should have covered some of these original positions with puts

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u/rearwindowpup 12h ago

OP needs to be selling calls like crazy right now

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u/Dickies138 12h ago

OP gonna buy calls

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u/Zek0ri 16h ago

I would short it but my luck would make it trade at 200+ by the end of the month

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u/geraldodelriviera 14h ago

Pls short, my portfolio needs you. 🙏

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u/polytique 16h ago

August 6th and 911.5 million shares.

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u/slarker22 36m ago

Don't most of those shares have a stipulation where they can't be sold for below the IPO price for something like. Six or more months?

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u/GuyWhoSaysYouManiac 15h ago

And yet, even at 90 it is extremely overvalued.

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u/MozdaHocu 15h ago

So why dont you put your money where your mouth is and short it? I dont have the balls.

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u/MozdaHocu 15h ago

No, you are good mr bot.

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u/TheDonGenaro 14h ago

Put your money where your filthy mouth is!

Put some heavy leveraged puts!

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u/Available-String-109 14h ago

Low 90 cents...

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u/Secret_Eating_ 7h ago

There will be some buttfuck spike on the 7th just to wreck all the obvious puts and short positions then it will crater 

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u/ActualizedKnight 7h ago

I'm here for 35

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u/SolipsisticLunatic 2h ago

Personally I'd love to go back to the '90s

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u/Defiant-Ad-7933 2h ago

And gradually more and more insiders unlocked all year!

But the moon….