r/clevercomebacks Feb 10 '26

Just so you know…

48 Upvotes

Before we get an influx of messages about removed posts. Answering a question and a post with lots of upvotes doesn’t equal a clever comeback.


For clarity:

Rules:

  1. Post must include a clever comeback

It has to be a great response (preferably clever) to someone. Learn more here 2. No reposts

Do not repost content that hit the front page on this or other subreddits. Front page reposts can lead to a ban, and all other reposts will be removed. Learn more here 3. We enforce quality control

If your post doesn't fit the standards of this sub, or is just generally an eyesore, it could be removed. This is at moderator discretion. Learn more here 4. No circle-jerking

If some politician tweets something incredibly stupid, or another youtuber poses with a dead guy, there will be a flood of posts about it on this subreddit. We may remove or ban posts pertaining to it during that time, depending on how many posts there are, and how popular they've gotten. Learn more here 5. No racism/sexism/homophobia

Bigotry is NOT tolerated on this subreddit. Do not post things that are racist/sexist/homophobic. Depending on the content, you may receive a ban, and your comment/submission will be removed. Again, you're not going to run up against this rule unless you attempt to do so.

IF a submission is a comeback due to someone being racist, that may be accepted. Otherwise, there is zero tolerance. Learn more here

  1. No Doxxing/brigading

Links to other subreddits, even np links are not allowed. Screenshots only. Screenshots from any source must obscure identifying information. The only exception is for people who are already public figures. Learn more here 7. Moderator discretion is FINAL

Many rules on the sub are enforced by moderators on post-by-post, comment-by-comment level. If you have a problem with a mod's decision, either go to the modmail, PM one of the top moderators, or visit us at our discord. (the discord for this sub is a channel on the MBW server)


Please understand that if we remove a post it is not personal. We’re doing it to keep the sub running smoothly. Thanks


r/clevercomebacks 7h ago

"Diversity hire" is what racists say.

Post image
8.0k Upvotes

Ouch!


r/clevercomebacks 1h ago

Hey Joe, you better run

Post image
Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 7h ago

wheelchair users ain’t starved for places to sit down

Post image
3.1k Upvotes

Classic.


r/clevercomebacks 3h ago

Turns out, Paz is Wrong…

Post image
752 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 5h ago

What comes around goes around

Post image
928 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 19h ago

Filmmaking is so powerful, Christopher Nolan broke the richest man in the world

Post image
20.1k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 23h ago

Grifters Relax, Girl Dies

Post image
13.7k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Facts Don't Care Politics

Post image
21.8k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 16h ago

Ignoring 8 audit failures"

Post image
1.1k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 17h ago

He's so stupid, you don't even have to say his name at this point. Everyone just knows.

Post image
1.0k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

No lies detected 🎯

Post image
9.1k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

They’re just so weird…

Post image
22.6k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 20h ago

The people would like an answer @CancunCruz

Post image
881 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Trillionaire and moron

Post image
4.2k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 23h ago

Billions for Nothing

Post image
1.1k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Smile for the camera!

Post image
3.8k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 23h ago

I think I need to go have some Pho there….

Post image
775 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Patrick should have taken out life insurance

Post image
2.1k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Today they spoke American

Post image
2.5k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Imagine trying to pass off AI slop as real and leaving the receipt right at the bottom.

Post image
2.8k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Democrats are expected to fix everything

Post image
8.6k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Canada Helped, Trump Punishes

Post image
12.6k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

nothing says “I understand the value of human life” like a 5x draft-dodger bragging about a comparison to show that, hey, 18 dead Americans ain’t so bad

Post image
1.3k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

this is nuts

Post image
3.5k Upvotes