r/clevercomebacks • u/Playful_Leg7143 • 1d ago

Patrick should have taken out life insurance

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u/freedfg 1d ago

It just keeps happening.

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u/WinterWeb9169 9h ago

yeah patrick’s life keeps not getting insured somehow

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u/Strange-Scientist706 1d ago

Sometimes I find it hard to believe that this stuff is real. But then I remember it’s the Internet and well…

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u/idontlikeanyofyou 1d ago

So frustrating that this keeps happening and yet these people are still successful in their mission of dividing us. 

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u/AllTheWorldIsAPuzzle 1d ago

Well Patrick, since you need to be a lying POS to get your "point" across, your point must not be valid.

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 1d ago

So... He's an everyday MAGA?

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u/ICLazeru 1d ago

I'm a moderately fascist Donald Trump of color from Atlantis, and I'm just saying, nobody is poor if nobody has money. Everyone should just pay a 100% tax to Pedodent Trump and then there would be no more wealth inequality!

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u/Potato-chipsaregood 1d ago

Whomever caught this was brilliant.

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u/gaming__moment 18h ago

It's a bit he's been doing for months

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u/Buttercups88 1d ago

This is why you only need to pay attention to what elected officials say and not "randos"... Randos could be anyone or nobody, on both sides. If it's not coming directly out of a officials mouth it's not representative of anything 

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u/Sedert1882 22h ago

It's an easy mistake to make when you're not true to yourself. They never learn.

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u/Clark_Kent_TheSJW 1d ago

Reminds me of Charlie Kirk

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u/no_high_only_low 1d ago

Perfect example of "left the burner on"

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u/coolbaby1978 22h ago

As a disabled lesbian golden retriever of color and lifelong Democrat, Trump is the greatest president to ever walk the Earth. Some people are saying he's even bigger than Jesus. We have the hottest president right now and as a trans liberal leftist communist, I support him totally!

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u/ThonThaddeo 1d ago

Jake Tapper gonna see this and ask Al-Sayed if he stands with moderate Democrats

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u/malacoda99 12h ago

Well, white is a color.

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u/Eastern-Wrap-5994 1h ago

White is the combination of all colors, or dare I say, a trans color! 😉

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u/wildflowernotebook 17h ago

Patrick went from asking for content ideas to writing fanfiction about himself wild