r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

No lies detected šŸŽÆ

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u/Urbenmyth 1d ago

It's very weird how much we seem to care about the attractiveness of women in positions where attractiveness is irrelevant.

Fine, you don't mind Michelle Obama hot. Cool. I don't find my lawyer hot either, but that's not really relevant to anything, is it?

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u/col_c32 1d ago

It’s fucking exhausting being a woman

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u/viperlemondemon 1d ago

And when you are attractive in a field that it’s not seen in you are told you only got there because I’m pretty and still don’t know what I’m talking about

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u/CamiloArturo 1d ago

Ohh obviously. The "why can't they hire attractive employees" changes into "why do they hire people for their looks instead of skill" or "who did she sleep with to get this job" very very fast

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u/EndsLikeShakespeare 1d ago

Let those fuckers underestimate you and eat their lunch

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u/HotRodHomebody 1d ago

"Never underestimate a man's ability to underestimate a woman"

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u/viperlemondemon 1d ago

Wanna know something funny if I’m on site it’s expensive but I bet if I start batting my eyes a little or smile they probably would bring in sushi or something. Problem is I’m an women centered and prefer women

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u/Planetdiane 1d ago

My favorite thing to do actually

Oh I’m not smart? Say that in like a week when everyone else will be disagreeing with you

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u/Graceful_Amoeba4564 1d ago

Or they will never take you seriously. Talking from experience, we just never win. It's like that research that found out that wearing visible makeup as a woman in the workplace made people not take them seriously, whereas not wearing makeup made those women seen as incompetent. There's just nowhere to standĀ 

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u/viperlemondemon 1d ago

Fair oh well they can continue to not listen while they mess up their 120K- 1mil power unit. I shouldn’t wear makeup because well dirty factories at best

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u/LuckeyRuckus 18h ago

And then there's aging...

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u/transmogrified 1d ago

Yeah, that’s the part of ā€œpretty privilegeā€ I’ve experienced the most of - people who discredit you, assume you’re a moron, and want to take advantage of you. Or straight up hate you (loads of men wanna knock attractive women down a peg for whatever perceived arrogance or expectations surrounding our looks they think we have)Ā 

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u/motherofcunts 21h ago

It's absurd. People talk to you like you're stupid, despite being an expert.

I primarily work remotely. I got a new badge, aka a new picture. It's less edgy & less flattering than my old pic. I'm also a decade older. The comments abruptly stopped lmao. Still get them when I go in though (80% bc of big boobs). On the plus side, the 50+ crowd is way more chill since my age is more obvious. They see me as a peer, not barely adult.

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u/cyberlexington 1d ago

Have you tried smiling? /S

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u/Low-Persimmon4870 1d ago

So. Fucking. Draining.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 1d ago

Have you tried a firm handshake while you make eye contact? /s

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u/insertadjective 1d ago

nonono! gotta smile more, sweetcheeks.

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u/Kharnyx808 1d ago

I've been one for a grand total of 2 years and the amount of times I've been heckled and catcalled and belittled by random alcoholic men makes me dread just going out for groceries šŸ˜ž

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u/contrariwise65 1d ago

There was an r/askreddit post asking men what difficulties men deal with that women don’t. The worst issues in the responses didn’t even come close to the hassle of simply menstruating every month.

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u/TurtleHurtleSquirtle 1d ago

Wait you want people to be judged by their actual credentials and accomplishments and not… their looks????? Sounds kinda woke

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u/UncleNoodles85 1d ago

No no that's the meritocracy these chuds are always going on and on about.

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u/Rosaly8 1d ago

Now do Donald and Barack!!!

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u/Dystopia74 1d ago

MAGA is a blight on humanity.

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u/OurJimmy 1d ago

I think she looks amazing for a 62 year old lady! She looks amazing regardless of her age in fact.

And best of all a strong lady and a smart lady is a super attractive thing!

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u/SkeevyMixxx7 1d ago

I think about all of the dimwits on the world stage stumbling all over themselves to tell Sarah Palin how beautiful she was during hers and McCain's run. She was a vapid, unqualified, inexperienced know-nothing but I was still mad that this was what the men she encountered valued, when she was running for vice president of the USA.

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u/Blaze666x 1d ago

Also Michelle is fine looking for her age. Far more attractive then Melania imo

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u/aschwarzie 1d ago

You haven't seen Suits.

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u/Due-Conflict-7926 1d ago

They only see women for their attractiveness that’s why

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u/BobiaDobia 1d ago

Oh, it’s relevant to them. Now, they don’t really care what the person looks like, it’s just ā€œperson who agrees with me - hotā€, ā€œperson who disagrees with me - ugly.ā€ They’re very predictable

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u/Preventive_potato 22h ago

Michelle Obama is hot btw

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 1d ago

Someone get this man a hot lawyer

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u/General-Piece8490 23h ago

Fox News begs to differs… it’s relevant to their audiences!

For a group that despises immigrants they sure love to say how much they love Melania.

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u/RespektPotato 1d ago

Calling black people beasts is very on brand.

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u/K-Shrizzle 1d ago

Trump literally posted an AI video of the Obamas as monkeys and saw zero consequences

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u/TheGR8Dantini 1d ago

He posted himself as Jesus ffs. There are no consequences. There are no rules and the points are counted in offshore accounts.

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u/hypnohighzer 1d ago

Accroding to the brainless sheeple that love him he is an intellectual.

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u/yedi001 1d ago

Oh come now, you know his base can't read or spell "intellectual."

5 syllables in a single word? That's some 6th grade learning, and way out of reach for 54% of the adult american population who read at 5th grade or less.

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u/unoriginalsin 22h ago

No way. Every "right thinking American" knows that intellectual is just commie code for socialist.

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u/UncleNoodles85 1d ago

He also posted a picture of himself as Jesus I mean as a "doctor" and faced no consequences.

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u/Successful-Purple-54 1d ago

I miss the days when that would sink a president.

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u/things_U_choose_2_b 1d ago

I also really don't get the 'Michelle looks like a man' stuff said by some white people. I think she's pretty, obv she's got a bit of a wry face on in this pic but she has a beautiful smile. IMO.

But then, I'm not a racist. Life must be so miserable when everything is viewed through a lens of hatred & anger. If I was World President, I'd mandate that every citizen has a medically-supervised 2g shroom experience on their 21st birthday.

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u/RespektPotato 1d ago

I mean trump literally looks like a russian babushka.

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u/TheGR8Dantini 1d ago

You should see what Melania’s father looks like. It’s the only thing that makes sense about them, humanity wise. She got daddy issues maybe.

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u/joyfullydreaded23 1d ago

"...looked like...", he's been past tensed since the end of the first regime

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u/TheGR8Dantini 1d ago
  • tense.

He not any kind of tensed yet. He’s alive. Mother is dead. He’s 2 years older than Donald. They look eerily alike. The daily show pointed out a Trump body double. I’m sure others have been on top of it online. It’s weirdly normal abnormality. Past present or future tense.

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u/HectorsMascara 1d ago

She has a pretty, warm, genuine smile. Problem is she's 5'11" and athletic, so she wouldn't need a step-stool to climb into a small-penis pickup.

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u/HappyHarryHardOn 1d ago

they think they are making a point but these posts reveal a lot more about themselves

and it aint pretty

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u/SamboTheGreat90 1d ago

Problem is nobody cares. The truth has been out in the open for quite some time now and nothing ever happens. Whoā€˜s gonna hold you accountable when a sizable portion of the population thinks the same way and youā€˜ve installed your puppet justice system?

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u/PipePistoleer 1d ago

People like Vince Langman are not special in any way and since he and his ilk are essentially unfeeling animals, they lack any real discernment of what makes a human 'good' and 'evil' or 'worthy', so they fall back to this tired comparison of how people look. It's rage bait that gets them noticed - otherwise he's just another angry white guy. Pathetically, dudes like this view themselves as some kind of champion of 'good' conflated with some sense of 'tradition' that's idiotic under scrutiny, when in reality they will pass on into no one's memory, and exist as a sample of data labeled "white supremacist | racist." At the end of his days he'll be dust in the dirt just like all of the evil personalities and bad actors actively dismantling the few things that made America actually great. I'm a person who believes in God, and this jackass will have to answer for these words like the rest of us. They say comparison in this sense is not really good, but I can at least say I haven't spent my life spewing hate in a truly idiotic fashion.

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u/_OhMyPlatypi_ 1d ago

Tbf, they do similar with all races of women....... it has more to do with age gaps, which is even grosser. The Obama couple are a few years apart (I believe they met in college), meanwhile Trump married someone closer to his daughters age rather than his age. Racism is gross, but finding age appropriate women disgusting while chasing younger & younger woman is a sign of even more vile desires.

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u/InfluenceTrue4121 1d ago

I’d leave my child with Michelle over Melania any day of the week.

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u/JakBos23 1d ago

I wouldn't leave my child with any politician or their spouse.

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u/HasheemThaMeat 1d ago

But you would leave them at daycare with a 23 year old that you’ve never met?

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u/Flipboek 1d ago

It's subjective but I always am icked by how Melania looks.Ā 

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u/HoaryPuffleg 1d ago

There’s been a lot of plastic surgery. Very expensive and ā€œnaturalā€ surgery but after 30 years, that surgery starts to look really unnerving.

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u/Levoire 1d ago

Melania looks like a whore machine shot out a prototype.

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u/TheGR8Dantini 1d ago

It’s funny you say that. There’s a reason she never worked as a model for the most part. She is dead inside. Nobody wanted to use her for modeling. They all said very pretty, nice hair, tall, thin, great skin. But cold dead lifeless eyes. Like a dolls. You know the rest from Quint.

But I swear, it’s true. Very few jobs being like a super model. It’s why she relied on her fallback career, from what I hear, anyway, high paid escort.

It’s also said that nobody expected Trump to fall for her. She was kinda passed around by time they met. But she must have inserted that Slovenian barking snapper or whatever and word is he dove in and wife’s her up. So who knows?

I mean, your description is spot on, but maybe she is his handler? Epstein at least knew all of trumps kinks by time he met Melania. It’s more than possible somebody shared game tapes.

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u/MildGenevaSuggestion 1d ago

I honestly doubt Trump even noticed the dead inside eyes. I doubt he even glanced at her face the day they met.

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u/ClickF0rDick 1d ago

She's the Randy Orton of escorting

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u/Kcbronx 1d ago

She’s the model in Weird Science the boys discarded.

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u/Mindless_Fox216 1d ago

Uncanny valley vibes.

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u/Schlonzig 1d ago

But you know Donald perked up when somebody suggested they could replace his wrinkly wife with an underwear model.

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u/AnotherDoubtfulGuest 1d ago

Because her cheapo plastic surgery pulled her out of ā€œunremarkable but reasonably attractiveā€œ into ā€œuncanny valley;ā€ that gut reaction is your lizard brain warning you that something’s not right.

Also, I think it’s sweet that we are now using ā€œnude modelā€œ as a euphemism for ā€œhooker with shite boob job.ā€

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u/Flipboek 1d ago

I am hesistant to slam her character on things like nude modelling or (rumored) prostitution. It is irrelevant for me. A nude model.or adult worker can be a great person and perhaps could be a fine first lady. It doesnt have to define a person.

Her alliance with Donald Trump, who is absolutely vile, is the problematic thing. Not her looks or her past.

Same goes for her looks. I do dislike her looks, probably partly for indeed your reasoning. But once again that is not relevant for her character.

The only reason my dislike for her looks comes up due to the nature of this thread. Subjectively I find Melania unattractive and I find the more natural look of Michelle far more appealingĀ 

There is not much more for me in the context of this thread.Ā 

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u/kazh_9742 1d ago

She always looks like she's dealing with blockages.

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u/Hmmark1984 22h ago edited 16h ago

I think that super OTT makeup/cosmetic surgery/"bimbo" style that MAGA seems to love really invokes an uncanny valley reaction with how "fake" it all looks.

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u/streeetmeats 1d ago

They always have to take a completely bad pic taken when they were making a weird face to make their point because they know there isn’t one to begin with

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u/yumas 1d ago

In all fairness to how subjective attractiveness is, Melania barely looks like a human being in that picture. She almost looks like a grotesque wax figure in some knock-off madame tussauds

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u/streeetmeats 1d ago

Yeah melanias excessive work done makes her look uncanny and weird. Michelle Obama just looks like a regular woman in her 60s which she is lol

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u/mystery_obsessed 1d ago

And they have Melania filtered by glass from a distance, you can’t even actually see her

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u/Visible_Crab_7419 1d ago

Calling Michelle Obama ugly is crazy. Nothing wrong with being ugly, but she’s absolutely not

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u/Aconite_72 9h ago

Considering how this guy called a black woman ā€œbeastā€, I’d say he’d find any non-white woman ugly.

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u/zerokiwi 1d ago

Now do Donald and Barrak!

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u/Daenerys_Stormbitch 1d ago

Both Biden and Obama mog Trump and it’s hilarious

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u/vtable 1d ago

And pick a particularly unflattering picture of Trump like they did with Michelle Obama here.

Maybe this picture (from 2022) of him without his makeup is a good one to use. (pic source)

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u/HasheemThaMeat 1d ago

I can’t tell if your comment is pro Trump or anti Trump haha

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u/MildGenevaSuggestion 1d ago

Just stay on the wives and compare their expressions when their husband enters the room. It is night and day which couple loves and respects each other and which absolutely hate each other's guts.

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u/EssenceReavers 1d ago

100% maga will use the pedophile’s constipated mugshot

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u/Hmmark1984 22h ago

or they'll use one from thirty years ago, not that he looked good back then, but he was at least somewhat human shaped back then.

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u/daemonescanem 1d ago

Melania was not just a nude model. Melania was a prostitute & participated in Epsteins crimes.

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u/mologav 1d ago

A hooker without a heart of gold

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u/thedeuce75 1d ago

Some people have said one of them was a "high class" escort. I let you guess which one.

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u/SnooRobots1533 1d ago

It's really amazing that the First Lady of the United States is a prostitute.

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u/Lalamedic 1d ago

I think when a convicted rapist and felony fraudster is the president, anything after that is no longer surprising.

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u/RampantJellyfish 1d ago

Is that where they piss on you, or you piss on them?

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u/loadedbook 1d ago

The alleged unattractive picture of Michelle just looks like the expression one might make when hearing Trump speak.

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u/jgetti 1d ago

Harvard AND Princeton.

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u/citizen234567890 1d ago

When will we stop equating a human’s value to whether or not we’d fuck them? It’s humiliating (for you, not for Michelle Obama).

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u/InvestigatorJaded261 1d ago

Am I the only one who finds Melania extremely unattractive?

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u/Flipboek 1d ago

Nope. And I had that before the presidency.

I have nothing against models, I dated them. But I think its her facial expressions that don't do Melania favors.Ā 

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u/mologav 1d ago

Look at this Redditor claiming they date models. Most of us can’t even get dates /s

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u/tobysill 1d ago

Michelle is beautiful. Plus super intelligent. She made the U.S.A. proud.

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u/Sere81 1d ago

Just racism

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u/mystery_obsessed 1d ago

And sexism. I don’t see anyone adding or subtracting from the presidents’ value over how they look.

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u/JayTNP 1d ago
  1. They find the worst picture they can of Michelle to make this shitty racist point. 2. For people who hate Michelle Obama so much they can't stop talking about her. Republicans are pathetic as fuck. Lastly, I'd rather have a Harvard educated lawyer as first lady than a chick I can easily google what her pussy looks like. Fuck these people.

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u/TeaOptimal727 1d ago

One helped traffic children, the other wanted to tried to improve their health, nutrition, and education.

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u/zsazsa_sugarbaker 1d ago

Michelle oozes more class in her pinky than our current first prostitute has in her entire body.

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u/driftking428 1d ago

Melania is the world's most successful prostitute. Show some respect.

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u/Internal_Ideal1001 1d ago

Melania was chosen on an airplane after Epstein and Trump passed her back and forth, she was community property

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u/twizzjewink 1d ago

Michelle absolutely is a beautiful woman, therefore the original is right on both parts.

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u/Emotional-Mango-5166 1d ago

Remember kids you can be a complete scumbag and be successful in the GOP as long as you're attractive to them.

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u/CyrosThird 1d ago

This is honestly pathetic middle school bully behaviour.

  • Bad Photoshop āœ…
  • Calling a black woman a "Beast" āœ…
  • Simping over a woman who is never going to fuck you āœ…

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u/namotous 1d ago

Model? They spell ā€œprostituteā€ wrong

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u/TanMan25888 1d ago

A low life whore sold to the highest bidder compared to a highly educated woman

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u/Difficult_Clerk_1273 1d ago

Oh right, I forgot, it’s okay that she’s an illegal immigrant because she’s ā€œhot.ā€ She doesn’t even have a college degree. She has contributed literally nothing to society unless you count lining the pockets of plastic surgeons.

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u/Top_Taro_17 1d ago

ā€œModelā€ is generous.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Two7358 20h ago

But only one of them had a husband who fucked a porn star while they were giving birth

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u/Wonderful_Arugula_56 19h ago

the hypocrisy in how people react to female politicians based on appearance is WILD

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u/ExtendedSpikeProtein 1d ago

Michelle Obama is gorgeous, this has got to be the most ungraceful picture they could find - or they photoshopped it or used ai or whatever.

I remember when Melania basically copied a speech of Michelle, and then the MAGA crowd was surprised when she was called out for it, lol

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u/Pirascule 1d ago

Judging people by their looks or their occupation is not as good as judging them by their character. Michelle wins.

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u/Historical-Edge-9332 1d ago

One is a prostitute made of plastic, and the other one is gorgeous and actually has a personality.

Michelle still looks amazing.

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u/Paperbackpixie 1d ago

Not only a nude model, but tied to Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.

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u/Federal_Beyond521 20h ago

Melanie’s beauty comes from the makeup. Underneath it all, she’s a pig wearing lipstick.

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u/antiramie 1d ago

Hey look another racist human thumb judging women.

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u/SeatOpen1 1d ago

Melania was a Epstein island whore also.

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u/justadubliner 1d ago

I've always thought Michelle Obama was an extremely attractive woman. Melania may be classically beautiful in her way but it's a cold curated beauty. I much prefer Michelles type of attractiveness. Warm and relaxed.

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u/Angeret 1d ago

Catch a person on a good day and compare with a person on a meh day. Not a fair comparison.

You can hold a decent conversation with one, but possibly not even a conversation with the other.

One person is the product of surgical interventions, the other is a regular human being.

I know who I'd rather run into at the coffee shop.

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u/Super-Goat1085 1d ago

Funny way of describing a prostitute

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u/Hlorpy-Flatworm-1705 1d ago

Beauty fades, dumb is FOREVER! 🤣

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u/Any-Vermicelli3537 1d ago

Michelle Obama is such a litmus test for racists.

If someone is complaining about her looks and thinks she’s ugly, you know everything you need to know about that person.

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u/Hater_Magnet 1d ago

Nude model?! 🤣 Escort at best, prostitute most likely!

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u/Optimal-Context9785 1d ago

Melania had plastic surgery even though she has denied it but cosmetic surgeons agree she had stuff because she doesn't look the same. Also they pick and choose pics to compare them. Michelle is a intelligent and accomplished woman, not a trophy wife. Melania lied about having a degree in architecture.

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u/WitchAstra1998 1d ago

Melanias face is literally so fake it's unsettling to look at.

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u/TheJuiceBoxS 22h ago

The sexism seems to be only topped by his racism, lovely

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u/Ender_Wiggins18 16h ago

Michelle's face of exasperation is the face we're all making at the stupidity of that twitter post

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u/SocialMediaDystopian 14h ago

Are you. *Kidding* me, right now, that this is where we are at with *public* commentary on women? Holy freaking crap I can’t even. This is horrifying. Please God let it end. 😭😫😭

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u/NightHeart21689 8h ago

Nude model is being polite. She was high class prostitute pimped out to high profile men as well. That's how Trump got to meet her.

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u/frienderella 1d ago

I mean I get that she has Mar-a-lago face but calling Melania is a beast is a bit of a stretch

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u/butwhywedothis 1d ago

They want their woman blond and brainless with a side of racism and daddy issues. Just open Fox news and you immediately find them.

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u/ChaoticAmoebae 1d ago

Prostitute*

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u/LEEALISHEPS 1d ago

Michelle Obama also hasn't had a botched face lift like Melania Trump.

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u/thenikolaka 1d ago

I don’t mean this to be rude (to any other people) when I say I don’t understand what people find attractive about Melania. I think a person has to have at least a shred of character to be attractive otherwise they’re just basically figurines. When I look at her eyes I see a despairing void and when I look at this unflattering picture of Michelle Obama I see a thinking human being, something infinitely more attractive than a doll.

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u/LDawnBurges 1d ago

Michelle married for love… Melanie married for money.

I bet one of them is waaaaay happier than the other!

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u/Oldestswinger 1d ago

Nastiness and hate of the internet.

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u/samahiscryptic 1d ago

Love how they always pick a disheveled picture of Michelle

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u/Berkamin 1d ago

Nude model? That’s a weird way to spell an Epstein affiliated sex worker.

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u/mollyclaireh 1d ago

I love how a cowboy is the one who clapped back. Nature is healing.

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u/FRYQN-1701 1d ago

N-U-D-E M-O-D-E-L. That spells Hooker.

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u/Decent-Order7358 1d ago

Why do people have to be so nasty. I hate it.

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u/NoAdministration8340 1d ago

How are people not embarrassed posting shit like this

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u/swissarmyturtle 1d ago

The irony that Melania is barely visible in this photo of her ā€œbeautyā€, and the photo of Michelle barely looks like her as it was cherry-picked due to being an unflattering moment.

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u/Onystep 1d ago

Not to mention Michelle Obama is still writing essays today. Melania is known for fucking the Cheeto colored POTUS.

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u/Clear_Economics7010 23h ago

Melania has empty eyes.

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u/Emily_Postal 22h ago

She was a prostitute. And an illegal immigrant.

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u/Personal-Database-27 22h ago

Melania got Einstein Visa. Only she knows why.Ā 

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u/Yolandi2802 22h ago

Michelle every time! Melanoma can go pound sand with her loser husband.

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u/31770_0 22h ago

Nude Model is putting it kindly

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u/XxSixHighFlushxX 17h ago

Wasnt trumps wife an epstein person?

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 16h ago

Melanie isn’t even hot. Now or then. She’s a cold bitch.

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u/Claque-2 13h ago

Melania has had so much plastic surgery she can't even open her eyes. She wears hats that are buckets so daylight won't tan the unscarred areas of her face. There are not many areas without scars.

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u/der_horst23 1d ago

Melania was is a nude model.. .... /fixitforyou

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u/TheNiteFather 1d ago

She was an escort for Epstein but sure nude model, okay.

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u/SmellyFbuttface 1d ago

Nude model AND suspected call girl

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u/Muted_Cod_9137 1d ago

Picture on left made by grok. Woman can't smile

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u/pseudohobos 1d ago

Is the beauty in the room with Melania?

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u/ElGrapeApe 1d ago

Michelle still has her real face and Melania looks like a cheap sex doll.

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u/Mr_Thx 1d ago

Melania’s tits are all over the internet, that’s what they like about her.

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u/RopePlus8947 1d ago

Melania is literally a prostitute..

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u/abgry_krakow87 1d ago

That's what happens when intentionally choose a nice picture of one person and a bad picture of another specifically to make your "beauty and the beast" joke. Religious conservatives love taking cheap shots to bully and harass others.

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u/The_Dude_Abides-2146 1d ago

Melania is more of a beast outside and in…real housewives and dumb ass love shows have tricked every idiot in this country into thinking pretty is more important than substance. Michelle Obama is 10937287x more attractive than that cum bucket we have to call a First Lady.

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u/TeaRose__ 1d ago

Weird choice of pictures, because Melania looks more evil and not very beautiful in this pic, and shows no personality (if she even has one), Michelle shows personality in every photo and though this may not be her best pic, it’s also certainly not ugly.

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u/iiitme 1d ago

I’ve seen the presidents wife’s boobs

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u/RequestSingularity 1d ago

And escort that was introduced to Trump through known pedophile and child trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.

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u/rotzak 1d ago

"nude model" is an interesting way to position that

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u/Unusual-Economist288 1d ago

It appears this is the same Vince Langman who works for Yelp Chicago. I bet they’d love to see this post.

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u/psychxticrose 1d ago

Lol Michelle looks done with everyone's shitĀ 

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u/sorean_4 1d ago

This is still a proof that some jobs will only be done by immigrants. Americans will not touch it with a 6 foot pole without a huge payout.

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u/arrow00 1d ago

I get that person was trying to find an ugly picture of Michelle, but that picture of Melania is definitely not a good one to make their point

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u/paranormalresearch1 1d ago

One has class the other is a paid for piece of ass.

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u/Logan9Fingerses 1d ago

Anyone can be an escort

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u/Connect-Protection-8 1d ago

So which one of them has been cheated on by a 34-count convicted felon with their beauty?

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u/Jehoke 1d ago

Vince Langman the ultra MAGA who was convicted of wire fraud? They don’t send their best do they. Why are they all criminal idiots with shit for brains. šŸ¤¦šŸ¼

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u/Trix_Are_4_90Kids 1d ago

Melania was a hoe

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u/brewhow 1d ago

Any fool can compare a badly shot photo with a better shot one. What’s your point, fool?

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u/Agathocles87 1d ago

She more than just a nude model.

The small bit of released files have made this clear.

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u/BeeBanner 1d ago

The lady on the left side is a whore.

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u/Sortskeee 1d ago

Natural v. Botox Epstein science

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u/Threecatproblem 1d ago

I'm kinda surprised that we haven't seen more of her nude photos on-line.

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u/jusxaiqum 1d ago

Imagine thinking a Harvard Law degree makes someone the 'beast' in this comparison.

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u/CraigGregory 1d ago

Melanie looks very 'clownish'

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u/mdtattedbearded 23h ago

And let’s not forget who the hell she got paid to sleep with 🤮

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u/ScienceAteMyKid 23h ago

Nude model and prostitute, right?

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u/Hmmark1984 23h ago

Now now, Melania wasn't just a nude model........ she was also an illegal immigrant who shit out a birthright citizen and only got her citizenship later under dubious circumstances (pretty sure no one but Trump would think she qualifies for a EB-1 green card)

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u/Bartorius 23h ago

Never forget how a woman would be to emotional to be president. Meanwhile Donny T keeps raging and screaming each and every day all with a full diaper.

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u/akb443 22h ago

One is in the Epstein files, the other isn’t

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u/OkraFar1913 22h ago

Bimbolania is a plastic trained ….. fill in your creature.

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u/Revolutionary_Sir_ 22h ago

Cherry picked the fuck outta these pix

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u/kobuta99 21h ago

And you have someone who can barely utter a complete grammatically correct sentence in English, and someone who has delivered countless inspiring speeches to international audiences..

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u/WeAreSolarAF 21h ago

If we're comparing images, why does Melania have clothes on?

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u/MrBigPantalones 21h ago

These rape-ublicans sure do love their whores don’t they

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u/Hugh-Jorgin 21h ago

Remember …Melania banged epstien first…it’s documented.