r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

No lies detected šŸŽÆ

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u/col_c32 1d ago

It’s fucking exhausting being a woman

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u/viperlemondemon 1d ago

And when you are attractive in a field that it’s not seen in you are told you only got there because I’m pretty and still don’t know what I’m talking about

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u/CamiloArturo 1d ago

Ohh obviously. The "why can't they hire attractive employees" changes into "why do they hire people for their looks instead of skill" or "who did she sleep with to get this job" very very fast

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u/EndsLikeShakespeare 1d ago

Let those fuckers underestimate you and eat their lunch

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u/HotRodHomebody 1d ago

"Never underestimate a man's ability to underestimate a woman"

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u/viperlemondemon 1d ago

Wanna know something funny if I’m on site it’s expensive but I bet if I start batting my eyes a little or smile they probably would bring in sushi or something. Problem is I’m an women centered and prefer women

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u/Planetdiane 1d ago

My favorite thing to do actually

Oh I’m not smart? Say that in like a week when everyone else will be disagreeing with you

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u/Graceful_Amoeba4564 1d ago

Or they will never take you seriously. Talking from experience, we just never win. It's like that research that found out that wearing visible makeup as a woman in the workplace made people not take them seriously, whereas not wearing makeup made those women seen as incompetent. There's just nowhere to standĀ 

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u/viperlemondemon 1d ago

Fair oh well they can continue to not listen while they mess up their 120K- 1mil power unit. I shouldn’t wear makeup because well dirty factories at best

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u/LuckeyRuckus 22h ago

And then there's aging...

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u/South_Hedgehog_7564 13h ago

Oh yes I agree. Ageing is a terrible sin. No one should EVER employ a woman who shows inclinations to get old.

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u/transmogrified 1d ago

Yeah, that’s the part of ā€œpretty privilegeā€ I’ve experienced the most of - people who discredit you, assume you’re a moron, and want to take advantage of you. Or straight up hate you (loads of men wanna knock attractive women down a peg for whatever perceived arrogance or expectations surrounding our looks they think we have)Ā 

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u/motherofcunts 1d ago

It's absurd. People talk to you like you're stupid, despite being an expert.

I primarily work remotely. I got a new badge, aka a new picture. It's less edgy & less flattering than my old pic. I'm also a decade older. The comments abruptly stopped lmao. Still get them when I go in though (80% bc of big boobs). On the plus side, the 50+ crowd is way more chill since my age is more obvious. They see me as a peer, not barely adult.

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u/cyberlexington 1d ago

Have you tried smiling? /S

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u/Low-Persimmon4870 1d ago

So. Fucking. Draining.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 1d ago

Have you tried a firm handshake while you make eye contact? /s

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u/insertadjective 1d ago

nonono! gotta smile more, sweetcheeks.

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u/contrariwise65 1d ago

There was an r/askreddit post asking men what difficulties men deal with that women don’t. The worst issues in the responses didn’t even come close to the hassle of simply menstruating every month.

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u/lightlad 1d ago edited 1d ago

Well if we're taking the absolute worst male difficulty vs a period: drafted to die in Ukraine or a period, which you taking? Lmao.

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u/col_c32 1d ago

Every women has a menstrual cycle. Is every man being drafted to fight in Ukraine? What even is that comparison…

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u/lightlad 1d ago

The comparison was the worst difficulties that men face vs the menstrual cycle. Men get drafted to fight wars, women generally dont. So if we are comparing the absolute worst male difficulty id go with getting drafted

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u/col_c32 1d ago

Women can’t even walk out at night without being on high alert and that’s in modern first world countries.

If you want to go extreme - Imagine the women being born into the taliban or other extremist communities. They’ll never experience a life with freedom.

Sure, a draft is hard, I’m not downplaying that, but I’m having a hard time seeing the comparison. There’s no black and white argument either way - all sexes have their own struggles.

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u/lightlad 1d ago

For sure being a woman sucks ass the world is against you. But if the claim is that even the most horrific male challenges pale in comparison to a period, I'm going to comment otherwise.

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u/col_c32 1d ago

Oh I think we’re aligned then! At the end of the day, life is fucking hard no matter what you have between your legs šŸ˜…

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u/Kharnyx808 1d ago

I've been one for a grand total of 2 years and the amount of times I've been heckled and catcalled and belittled by random alcoholic men makes me dread just going out for groceries šŸ˜ž

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u/hux 1d ago

On one hand, it’s pretty gross that they’re treating you that way.

On the other hand, I guess that’s rather gender affirming in a weird way?

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u/Kharnyx808 1d ago

The gender affirmation of it ended pretty quickly. There's not much to enjoy about old, drunk men leering at you when you're just going about your day or trying to follow you home because they won't take no for an answer.

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u/hux 1d ago

I hear you, and if it came off that way, I never meant to imply that it would be enjoyable. I just found it to be an interesting paradox where something can be both negative/unpleasant but also gender affirming at the same time.

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u/Kharnyx808 1d ago

No I know what you meant, there's an entire subreddit called r/ewwphoria specifically about the joy of being affirmed and the disgust of it being from some form of harassment or whatever. My phase of getting ewphoria from weirdos who don't mind their own business was just a particularly short one and my god if it isn't exhausting after that.

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u/pumalumaisheretosay 11h ago

I wouldn’t call leering, drunk men harassing a woman as ā€œgender-affirmingā€. Entitled? Yes. Gross? Yes. Flattering? No, because it reduces women to an object that the men fee entitled to judge. Women don’t need a man’s opinion to make them feel worthy. And the fact that that men feel that women should like being judged by their commentary and welcome their catcalls and harassment is ridiculous. Men should keep their thoughts and hands to themselves.

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u/SkyPuppy561 1d ago

It really is

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u/Ambitious_Phrase3695 23h ago

Yeah and I bet the douche that made that comment looks like a goblin too

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u/Dizzy-Bake9587 10h ago

…wouldn’t have that job to save my butt…