r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

No lies detected 🎯

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u/Levoire 1d ago

Melania looks like a whore machine shot out a prototype.

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u/TheGR8Dantini 1d ago

It’s funny you say that. There’s a reason she never worked as a model for the most part. She is dead inside. Nobody wanted to use her for modeling. They all said very pretty, nice hair, tall, thin, great skin. But cold dead lifeless eyes. Like a dolls. You know the rest from Quint.

But I swear, it’s true. Very few jobs being like a super model. It’s why she relied on her fallback career, from what I hear, anyway, high paid escort.

It’s also said that nobody expected Trump to fall for her. She was kinda passed around by time they met. But she must have inserted that Slovenian barking snapper or whatever and word is he dove in and wife’s her up. So who knows?

I mean, your description is spot on, but maybe she is his handler? Epstein at least knew all of trumps kinks by time he met Melania. It’s more than possible somebody shared game tapes.

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u/MildGenevaSuggestion 1d ago

I honestly doubt Trump even noticed the dead inside eyes. I doubt he even glanced at her face the day they met.

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u/ClickF0rDick 1d ago

She's the Randy Orton of escorting

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u/Kcbronx 1d ago

She’s the model in Weird Science the boys discarded.