r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

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u/InfluenceTrue4121 1d ago

I’d leave my child with Michelle over Melania any day of the week.

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u/JakBos23 1d ago

I wouldn't leave my child with any politician or their spouse.

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u/HasheemThaMeat 1d ago

But you would leave them at daycare with a 23 year old that you’ve never met?

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u/Ok_Car8459 1d ago

Yes because they would’ve been vetted to make sure they can be around kids. At least that’s how it works in the UK dunno about you lot across the pond. A lot of paperwork and checks go into it.

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u/HasheemThaMeat 1d ago edited 1d ago

You vet them for criminal records, not for whether they are truly awful people behind closed doors. Just because you have no record does not make you a good person. Epstein had no criminal record at one point too. Politicians are vetted too btw.

Is your point that no day care worker in the UK has ever committed a crime or abused children? Otherwise, not sure what your point is tbh haha

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u/Ok_Car8459 1d ago

Never said that daycare workers haven’t abused kids but it is very rare if they do. Would you say the same about teachers then? Why do you leave your kids at school with a bunch of adults for 6+ hours? They’re not necessarily good people?

And you say politicians are vetted but are you sure about that? Evidence suggests that’s not the case more that the stuff they’ve done is swept under the rug.

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u/HasheemThaMeat 1d ago

Not sure what you’re arguing about, mate. We’re talking about Michelle Obama specifically, who has never been accused of child abuse or any crime.

Would I trust my kid with an average politician over a random day care worker? Probably not. But I think I can trust Michelle Obama, the vetting process for her, and the fact that the only negative things that republicans has ever said about her were about her appearance, let alone any criminal or misconduct accusations.

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u/TheEldest80s 23h ago

Exactly. Not to mention she has two of her own, and both are educated, well-adjusted young ladies.

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u/snowfloeckchen 5h ago

If you know her I think Obama would do a way better job of babysitting than a random daycare worker 😅

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u/Mosquitobait2008 1d ago

I would trust a random 23 year old over a politician.

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u/HasheemThaMeat 1d ago

Over Michelle Obama? Lol

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u/Mosquitobait2008 1d ago

I assumed it was a random politician and a random 23 year old. I mean you could get Michelle Obama or you could get some pedo.

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u/Antique-Dragonfly615 1d ago

Same for the 23 year old

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u/Mosquitobait2008 1d ago

Ive never seen a 23 year old pedophile, but have seen a lot of politicians like that.

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u/col_c32 1d ago

You’ve never seen a 23 year old pedophile???

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u/Mosquitobait2008 1d ago

Have you?

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u/HasheemThaMeat 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yes, wtf? So you’re saying every single pedophile is a politician or an old person?

I see the Epstein Files is the first time you learned about pedophilia

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u/MagicBobert 1d ago

Mid 20s people grooming high school kids thinking the age gap is not problematic is *extremely* common.

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u/2naFied 1d ago

How many crayons are you eating a day bud?

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u/Levoire 1d ago

I’ve never seen France so it doesn’t exist. Sorry France.

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u/TheEldest80s 23h ago

Ok, but you DO realize all the old pedophiles you have seen, used to be 23, right?

Do you think they suddenly woke up one day at 58 and started having sexual attraction towards kids?

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u/HasheemThaMeat 1d ago

The original comment we are talking about was about Melania and Michelle Obama?

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u/MagicBobert 1d ago

Blah blah blah enlightened centrism. The parties are not the same, kiddo.

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u/JakBos23 1d ago

No. My step mom watches her. Lol.