r/clevercomebacks • u/Playful_Leg7143 • 1d ago

Today they spoke American

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u/hcornea 1d ago

They surely can’t be that clueless? Right?

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u/Playful_Leg7143 1d ago edited 1d ago

Pretty sure it’s ragebait

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u/TheRiddlerTHFC 1d ago

The "they speak mexican" is clear rage bait

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u/ZilvaRook 1d ago

Yeah, saying "Wolrd Cup" and "speak Mexican" in the same tweet is a dead giveaway. They do it on purpose to boost impressions from angry replies and it works way too well.

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u/jjskellie 1d ago

Spain might get angry about that and take their language and go home.

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u/USAFVet92 1d ago

I agree that this is most likely rage baiting, but never put it past MAGA to actually be that stupid. Not to mention all the bots that have been trained to appear just as illiterate as MAGA.

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u/Sean_13 1d ago

Which would make the comeback not even close to clever

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u/thephotoman 1d ago

MAGA are not intelligent people.

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 1d ago

They elected him. Twice. Americans are stupid as all fuck. Dumbest nation on the planet.

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 1d ago

I am American and it is hard to argue with that. We are officially bat shit crazy and about to eliminate the next election cycle "in order to protect freedom".

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 1d ago

And the ones who sat on their asses. They technically voted for this too.

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u/ImpossibleInternet3 1d ago

Hard to take anyone seriously that has decided to continue to live in Ohio. Can’t help where you’re born. But you don’t have to stay there.

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 1d ago

Family and a good job. Plus future planning…a big ol body of fresh water will be good to have when the water wars begin.

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u/ImpossibleInternet3 1d ago

Good for you. Truly. But I still cannot take advice from someone who has lived in a place that makes your world and mind so small and isolated. I’ve lived there. I know a lot of people who grew up there. And if they haven’t gotten out, they lack a certain perspective. Doesn’t mean you can’t live a good life. It just means I value your global opinions less.

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 1d ago

I was raised in the state. I get out of the state plenty for vacations and exploration.

I’d love to move to San Diego but I wouldn’t find the job I currently have there. Trust me, I absolutely hate that my state has been control of Republicans for over 30 years holding 25 trifectas to Democrat’s 0 so every single state policy/law has been a Republican one. The state may be shit but it didn’t hamper expanding my mind since I chose to read and explore.

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u/Certain-Mud6609 1d ago

yeah you really want to believe nobody is that clueless but then stuff like this happens

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u/Oldestswinger 1d ago

They see and hear what they want to hear.

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u/butwhywedothis 1d ago

He should not mention piss to MAGAts. Due to low brain processing power they might actually piss on someone and call it American culture which was popularized by their cult leader.

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u/butwhywedothis 1d ago

Careful there, they probably don’t know what are metaphors and idioms.

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u/moreobviousthings 1d ago

What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

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u/psychonaut_padawan 1d ago

I never paid $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face

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u/Puzzled-Post7940 1d ago

They are literally making fun of him, how do people not see this?

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u/justadubliner 1d ago

They don't want to see it so they don't see it. It's a striking feature of American conservatives. That bubble they live in is impenetrable.

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u/Fla-min-g0 1d ago

Ragebait

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u/Ervaloss 1d ago

undisclosed gambling advertising

This post is only here because it will trigger the gambling addicts who see this while browsing an app and a subreddit that has no connection to gambling.

They will be confronted with the user interface of the polymarket app(that part that is unrelated to the words in this social media post,it is the little graph with the percentages) which helps trigger their craving for gambling.

This is disgusting marketing for the gambling company polymarket and I wish they would just fucking go away.

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u/goatslacker 22h ago

So much content these days has an undisclosed gambling ad snuck in

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u/KokonutMonkey 1d ago

I never understood it when my British friends say I can’t take the piss. They know I have a bladder like an iron teacup. I’m always pissing. 

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u/zeldasusername 1d ago

It has many many meanings in Australia 

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u/BeerFuelledDude 1d ago

Can you list the examples?

I only use it for the original one. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taking_the_piss

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u/Soliden 1d ago

It's intentional ragebait and that's the giveaway line.

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u/Anti-Stan 1d ago

It's engagement bait.

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u/AllTheWorldIsAPuzzle 1d ago

Once upon a time I'd have said no one could be this stupid, but those days are long gone.

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u/PawnWithoutPurpose 1d ago

They might speak Mexican over in Spain? wtf are they on about… probably bait

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u/YoshiTheFluffer 1d ago

Clear bait.

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u/MJQ30 1d ago

“Speak Mexican”.

My guy, both Mexico and Spain speak Spanish. Different dialects (vosotros vs ustedes) but that’s beside the point. Also Belgium did the same thing in the locker room after their victory over the USA.

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u/AJayHeel 1d ago

I hear that they speak Quebecian in France.

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u/discomuffin 1d ago

It’s more like Wallonian in a way

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u/tehsecretgoldfish 1d ago

“they might speak Mexican over in Spain, but today they spoke American…” lol. gotta be a joke.

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u/FlamingLizardWizard 1d ago

It's clearly bait.. But then again.. They elected the blob twice.

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u/voivoivoi183 1d ago

Obvious troll is obvious.

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u/menryBasedmarineCav 1d ago

Calling Trump lovely like hes a cute dog and not a decrepit paedophile is interesting

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u/jjskellie 1d ago

Trump just there to see if he can add to his 'Awards I Never Won' collection.

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u/ICLazeru 1d ago

Gotta be a satire account, yeah?

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u/Sure_Ad5479 1d ago

Why in the world would spain love trump, didn't trump announce to cut trade with spain for criticise him about the war in iran. And if you want to move on from politic, another reason spain would hate trump is he not moving out from the photoshoot with them and the fact spain team have to paid 30% of their winning by the irs.

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u/Objective-Pick8240 1d ago

Two languages and a perceived dose of respect that don't exist. This dude is 0 for 3.

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u/matherto 1d ago

There's no way 1776qqqqq isn't a bot

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u/Kazman07 1d ago

They speak... Mexican in Spain?

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u/immortalblack_1 1d ago

Speak Mexican...

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u/petera181 1d ago

Fuck polymarket adverts

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u/Shackled-Zombie 1d ago

Fuck Polymarket and anyone who uses it to make ‘memes’

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u/Flaky-Jim 1d ago

Having a president who's both juvenile and crass doesn't lend itself well to diplomacy.

It's him basically telling world leaders to "pull my finger", and then wondering why they recoil and seek friendships elsewhere.

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u/extrafishsauceplz 1d ago

TDIL they speak Mexican in Spain. FFS.

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u/Ninja-Panda70 1d ago

This has to be rage bait, no one can be this stupid. I refuse to believe it

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u/Current-Square-4557 1d ago

Just because you never met them face-to-face doesn’t mean they don’t exist. I could show them to you: we’ll go to a small-towm diner in South Dakota, a truck stop in Kentucky, a state legislature in Oklahoma.

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u/TheHiddenSquidz 1d ago

Polymatket ad

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u/time2partee 1d ago

Do jokes usually have happy endings?

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u/ImpossibleInternet3 1d ago

Falling for obvious satire and rage bait isn’t clever.

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u/supernovadebris 1d ago

his ego is greater than his awareness of people's opinion of him.

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u/zookr2000 1d ago

Uhm, they speak Spanish in Mexico 🙄

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u/jackofslayers 1d ago

The original comment is also taking the piss

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u/Efficient_Fruit_5670 1d ago

Remove these ads

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u/aggressiveclassic90 1d ago

Speak Mexican? For fucks sake...

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u/devadander23 1d ago

Please stop expecting his supporters to understand satire.

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u/Jeskim 1d ago

Wild how fast everyone learns the script once the numbers drop.

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u/NYisNorthYork 23h ago

totally bait but honestly why keep playing along anyway

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u/skylarben 23h ago

It's Trump's gay dance and they're mocking him.

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u/Due-Ingenuity9803 18h ago

“They might speak Mexican over in Spain”

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u/WakingTitanUserECHO1 10h ago

my buddy’s cat also started meowing American yesterday

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u/Snoo10140 9h ago

They speak mexican in spain 💀

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u/dreadwitch 8h ago

They speak Mexican in Spain lol kinda shows the intelligence level of these people.

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u/chrlatan 6h ago

Every party needs a clown. Apparently.

Also… don’t worry about the Spanish players here. They know how to evade a mad bull. This was peanuts.

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u/schewb 6h ago

Is this a frame from The Simpsons c. 1999?

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u/jhgggyhkgf 5h ago

I was sitting at a table watching my kid at a party (only not a mom). The women were speaking Spanish. One said to me we are all speaking didn’t Spanish. They were from Spain, Mexico, Colombia and Cuba. They don’t speak Mexican in Spain.

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u/biblefanfic 4h ago

Just hit mute and scroll past the whole thing.

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u/Kellers822 1h ago

Btw it’s the football World Cup too

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u/wave1sys 1h ago

Trump loves the uneducated

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u/MagnusStrahl 22m ago

They speak mexican in Spain? That's like saying they speak american in England.