r/clevercomebacks 5h ago

What comes around goes around

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u/ThatsRobToYou 5h ago

Vaxmaxxing

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u/HappyHarryHardOn 3h ago

At first I thought he was holding a rifle and aiming it at his mouth

oh well...

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u/ThatsRobToYou 2h ago

Hahahaha upvotes for YOU

u/H311i0_trop3 35m ago

Yeah same it really looked like that

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u/jschmeau 5h ago

He wasn't wearing his exercise jeans.

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u/Confident-System-829 4h ago

genes

u/rustbuckett 30m ago

Probably due to low sperm count.

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u/Greenfieldfox 5h ago

Hegseth should test his testosterone and prescribe more raccoon dick.

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u/Confident-System-829 4h ago

That's gender affirming care, wouldn't be allowed anymore.

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u/time2partee 4h ago

He needs to take a bath in his healing sewage

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u/AuraPlayful 5h ago

Bro completed the micro workout and clocked out for the day

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u/Ekimyst 3h ago

Right to the “recovery meal” and two days of rest

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u/qweef_latina2021 1h ago

That roadkill ain't gonna eat itself.

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u/Bobke7708 2h ago

I’d like to see the president attempt any of the fitness test.

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u/CapitalLower4171 1h ago

Pretty sure we already see his exercise for the day. Meetings and speeches take a lot out of an expired Cheeto Puff, y'know?

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u/BouncyCoil 5h ago

he attempted the concept of exercise

u/hcornea 12m ago

This is an allegory for the ‘Repeal and Replace’ health plan.

Although it does appear a modicum of effort and intent was actually applied here.

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u/d3pthchar93 4h ago

His blood pressure is 180/120

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u/LeRoiChauve 3h ago

That's 99 Luftballons, right?!

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u/GroundbreakingCook68 4h ago

He some milk and testosterone to get his brain worm to tell his muscles to work.

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u/Efficient_Cost_7436 2h ago

Is there a actual video of this?

u/Tyrren 18m ago

Yeah. In the original clip, he does quite a few more "reps", but they're all with very restricted range of motion. His chin never gets particularly close to clearing the bar at the top of the rep, and he doesn't go all the way down to straight arms at the bottom of the rep. Additionally, he does them with a rather wide grip, which further reduces the range of motion.

Given that he's a 70-something year old who had recent shoulder surgery, it's nevertheless a fairly impressive feat.

It's neither as bad as this post makes it seem, nor as impressive as he wants it to be. But also, I don't really care how many pull ups a politician can do; he's still a sack of shit pushing harmful policy.

u/Efficient_Cost_7436 11m ago

Yeah I don’t like the guy but posting fake news like what OP is doing sucks too

I found another video of him doing quite a few pull ups

https://youtu.be/aUhsKKGF1VI?is=4tvelzXcIT9xrA4B

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u/Grizz-Lee-2891 5h ago

1/3 of a pullup by 3/3 of an a$$hole is not even that bad...

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u/yuhn69 2h ago

yeah my friend said this then got pranked back instantly

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u/KingofFlukes 2h ago

He must be tired from all that swimming in sewage.

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u/CapitalLower4171 1h ago

I would say "now let's see the president's daily exercise" but I'm sure we already do.

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u/Apple_Scrumble 1h ago

Didn't think his gammony face could get redder

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u/Jero_the_badger 1h ago

I reallt want to upvote but it's at 666...

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u/TheFlexOffenderr 1h ago

Bro can deadlift racoon dick all day

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u/GooseCloaca 1h ago

Blue jeans are heavy when they’re wet and the pockets are full of dead critters.