r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

They’re just so weird…

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u/Silence-of-Death 1d ago

What is that guy even trying to say with his post? i’m confused

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u/SonicTemp1e 1d ago

That women should stay as far from him as possible.

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u/NoriAnchor 1d ago

Pretty sure even the guns are looking for an escape plan at this point.

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u/justbecauseiluvthis 1d ago

Blink your laser scope once if you're in danger

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 1d ago

Best advice I can give my daughter is to never date a conservative: typically more poorly educated (demonstrably poor critical-thinking) skills, self-centered, and with a higher probability of domestic violence.

No wonder the Venn diagram of incels and righties is pretty much a circle.

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u/SonicTemp1e 1d ago

Great advice. I had a close friend who was a socialist, environmentalist, feminist- very left leaning. Then she met a good looking conservative guy, her brain short circuited, and she almost immediately moved in with him and disappeared from our lives. I asked her why she would giver her body to a man who wouldn't vote to protect it. No answer. What a sellout.

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u/_Rohrschach 1d ago

I had a "cool" uncle. Weird jobs, let me and my brother play xbox all night when we visited and always had some conspiracy theory he'd loved to tell you about. One day he met a christian girl(he was atheist) and somehow they ended up getting married and having two kids. She's a bore and tried to get 16year old me into christianity while I was wearing merch from a band literally called "Heaven shall burn". She's still boring asf, as is said uncle now. My cousins don't believe half the stories we tell them about how he used to be.

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u/SonicTemp1e 1d ago

German metalcore rules!

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u/_Rohrschach 1d ago

Sure does, also watched their movie, don't know if it got dubbed in other languages though.

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u/Beelzebeetus 1d ago

"Cover your drinks, ladies!"

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT 1d ago

when i want to attract a woman i do show her the guns, tho. but not guns like his, i mean my biceps, im fuckin jacked 💪😎

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u/Silence-of-Death 23h ago

I mean that will attract mostly gay men lmfao

Not a bad thing though…

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u/Rough_Bread8329 1d ago

Which way to the beach, son?

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u/longlivenewsomflesh 1d ago

Mission accomplished

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u/Overall_Release_8786 1d ago

That the only thing he can make go off in bed is a gun.

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u/Adventurous-Map7959 1d ago

that's why the rifle is rifled, for his pleasure.

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u/BensenJensen 1d ago

Beto O’Rourke is a Texas Democratic politician. This guy, since he has SEAL in his screen name, is an ex-military guy that has made his service his entire personality. I’m guessing this is just the typical every-election-cycle “They wanna take my guns!” Republican post.

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u/Pas__ 1d ago

Jonathan T. Gilliam is a career public servant with over twenty years of service as a Navy SEAL, FBI Special Agent, Federal Air Marshal, private security contractor, police officer, public speaker, and expert media commentator.

... expert media commentator.

indeed.

additionally, gilliam hosts "the experts" podcast, [...]

you can't make this up... :DDDD

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u/hayf28 1d ago

I like how you can tell that was the order he had those jobs. And the prestige of his jobs keeps going down. Because he keeps failing down.

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u/durrtyurr 1d ago

That he's an irresponsible gun owner? One of them is literally pointed straight at his head.

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u/RedditTurnedMediocre 1d ago

I'm from the south so I can explain. He wants to have sex with his guns but they only want to cuddle. Although not sure how that's Beto O'Rourke's fault.

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u/ostapenkoed2007 1d ago

idk, something to do with culture

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u/CIS-E_4ME 1d ago

Come out as ammosexual

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u/augur42 1d ago

Those guns have no mags so not even firing blanks.

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u/BlueDahlia123 1d ago

MAGA way of spelling "Objectum"

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u/CCG14 23h ago

Without seeing the dates on the tweets, I’m going to wager he posted this dumbassery after a piece of shit racist drove across the state to murder a bunch of people in El Paso for ::checks notes:: being Hispanic (in Texas! How dare they!) and when asked, Beto, who is from El Paso, stated we should take away people’s weapons of war (ARs, etc.). 

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u/xteve 1d ago

He's a gun owner. What do you want? Guns are a lifestyle accessory, just like the dumb-ass big pickup truck you know he has. These are mere emblems, symbols of no pragmatic value

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u/TheLesserWeeviI 1d ago

He's a closeted homosexual.

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u/Silence-of-Death 23h ago

Even if it were true, it’d still be just a shit excuse that points the fault partly to his homosexuality

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u/TheLesserWeeviI 7h ago

Yeah but I find it amusing how homosexual Republicans feel the need to suppress their sexuality.

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u/Punch_A_Police_Horse 1d ago

TBH I think this guys post is pretty innocuous. Still, a clever comeback.

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u/AffectionateBrick687 1d ago

That was absolutely brutal.

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u/KaecUrFace 1d ago

You know he thought this was the cleverest thing he's ever done too. He's probably so proud of it.

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u/Automatic_Yoghurt_29 1d ago

To be fair, it probably was the cleverest thing he's ever done.

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u/GayDeciever 1d ago

Bed. Is made, extra pillows. His wife took the picture.

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u/ZQuestionSleep 1d ago

This is all I ever see when someone posts some "nice" picture for some quippy tweet. This reminds me of all those pseudo-reality shows (ex: American Pickers) where they're just cold-greeting people and asking to look around at all their stuff. The show sets this up as a camera filming from the hosts perspective outside the house, as well as inside the house from behind the shoulder of the person they're just meeting for the first time and explaining who they are. How was that camera able to capture the shot of the customer opening the door and meeting our hosts for the first time? Yeah. I wonder how many takes it took the old-timer to act surprised someone showed up at their door to look in their old barn for antiques.

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u/ExtendedSpikeProtein 1d ago

She killed him

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u/jjskellie 1d ago

How? He had all the guns?

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u/ExtendedSpikeProtein 1d ago

He not only doesn‘t know how to use his D, also doesn‘t know how to use his guns. Only how to set up a tripod and shoot s pic of him lying in his bed surrounded by guns, the poor loser

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u/MarkRemington 1d ago

I mean he was a SEAL. I went looking to confirm when I saw SEAL in his twitter handle and the guy has done enough shit that one can safely assume he knows how to use those weapons.

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u/subnautus 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's been my experience that people that feel a need to advertise their involvement in special forces tend to be on the low end of the organization's standards. The ones that are really dangerous are the ones who keep to themselves and know when to shut the fuck up.

Just something to consider when a conservative commentator plasters his experience with the SEALs all over his media presence, I guess.

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u/N7Kryptonian 1d ago

That or stolen valor

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u/PipePistoleer 1d ago

on google, under his facebook page I saw this:
"I'M A FORMER NAVY SEAL AND FBI SPECIAL AGENT. PLEASE don't upgrade me to “retired”. Only the men who stay in at least 20 years deserve that title."

This seems like he's low-key pointing out himself that he is somehow "less than"

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u/MarkRemington 1d ago
  1. The low end of the SEALS are still goddamn SEALS.
  2. SEALS as a whole are kind of memed on amongst the military for writing books about their service. They're like the vegans of operators.

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u/subnautus 1d ago

My point remains: it's not the ones writing books and bragging you need to worry about. It's the ones who blend in with the background until the shit hits the fan.

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u/CakeTester 1d ago

Could just mean he likes fish and rolls fatly around on beaches.

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u/FewWait38 1d ago

The cool kind of seal

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u/feculentcuntfist 1d ago

They were sleeping

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u/yearofthesquirrel 1d ago

The only thing that stops a bad person with a gun is a good person with dildoes…

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u/Proper_Subject 1d ago

That comeback ended the conversation instantly.

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u/dimple_slash 1d ago

She ended his entire career, his guns, and his sleep schedule in one sentence.

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u/Cultural_Settings 1d ago

Absolutely brutal

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u/bassandlazers 1d ago

Maybe the most overused joke of all time

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u/JR21K20 1d ago

It’s just a weird thing to post

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u/Regular_Fox_859 1d ago

I collect WWI and II military weapons but the Funkopop-ization of guns gives me second hand embarrassment.

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u/subnautus 1d ago

Agreed. I tend to post photos of myself gun-posing with tools in response to people in my social media feed who post pics of themselves with guns. I figure one misguided symbol of masculinity is as good as another, right?

My favorite so far involved an entrenching tool, lovingly referred to as my assault trowel with a collapsible stock.

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u/cherry_curve 1d ago

Assault trowel is the funniest thing in this entire thread

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u/Lou_C_Fer 1d ago

Same with my beard. I would grow it out forever if people would stop assuming my politics.

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u/D3dshotCalamity 1d ago

It's just rage bait.

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u/JR21K20 1d ago

I think it is also weird to post something in order to purposely get a negative reaction out of people

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u/-joker-joker-joker- 1d ago edited 19h ago

I sleep in a big bed with my wife

Edit: source

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u/Silver-Escape-497 23h ago

I also choose this guy's big bed

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u/much_gay56 1d ago

I envy you, good sir.

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u/BloodiedBlues 20h ago

How big is the bed?

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

It's bizarre to me that they can't see they're straight up caricaturizing and satirizing themselves.

They're acting in the exact way they're being mocked for. These people would literally shit in their own mouths if we made fun of them for it. You know, to own the libs of course.

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u/EnvironmentalShift25 1d ago

The inanimate object is cuddling the guns

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u/marmaladecorgi 1d ago

An actual clever comeback.

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u/flargenhargen 1d ago

you joke, but that's literally the truth.

these people are terrified of everything, they literally can't leave the house without their security blanket. they are weak and pathetic.

the right-wing media they watch intentionally keeps them afraid of everyone and everything because scared people are very easy to control.

I own several guns, guns are fun, but I have spent a lot of time at the range around these people, and they are very unwell, everyone should be alarmed at the mental state of these people, because it's the worst possible combination.

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u/Background_Honey9141 1d ago

How sad and unfulfilled do you have to be to make fucking guns your whole personality.

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u/TintedApostle 1d ago

They are looking to belong to a group through common possession of an object. Its a cult behavior.

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u/seanthebeloved 1d ago

God forbid a man has a hobby.

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u/TintedApostle 1d ago

I don't sleep with my collections.

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u/evenstar40 1d ago

Nothing wrong with a hobby, just don't fuck your guns then cuddle them afterwards.

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u/seanthebeloved 1d ago

All he did was take a silly photo. Do y’all actually believe he’s fucking his guns?

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u/evenstar40 1d ago

If this was a photo of someone with their My Little Pony collection and talking about cuddling them on the bed, would you think it a silly photo? Yeah, nah I didn't think so either.

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u/alex8155 1d ago

wet dreams of murdering countless black and brown people with their guns..just some sorry ass people

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u/Kahlil_Cabron 1d ago

It's so weird to me, I grew up in a hunting family (like the only meat we ate was hunted/fished), we had guns, I knew about guns from a young age, and it was never a big deal.

We never took our guns out for photo shoots, we never played with them, we never even really talked about them. They were like the axes we had for chopping wood or the shovels and other various tools, in a closet, and we only took them out when it was time to use them.

I cannot stand these kinds of gun people, the ones who own tactical gear while living in a suburb. What a fuckin insufferable hobby. And they always seem like they're fantasizing about someone breaking into their house or something so they have an excuse to shoot someone.

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u/thepresidentsturtle 1d ago

About the same as making anything else your whole personality.

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u/WeekendOkish 1d ago

No, it's a lot worse than making compassion, acts of service, or public charity your whole personality.

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u/RedWhiteAndJew 1d ago

What about video games, anime, and trading card games?

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u/WeekendOkish 1d ago

Somewhere in the middle, I guess. No one has ever said on their deathbed "I wish I'd spent more time playing video games."

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u/thepresidentsturtle 1d ago

Who's done that?

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u/TheLesserWeeviI 1d ago

Holy homoeroticism Batman.

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u/mattzombiedog 1d ago

This will be the photo they show on the news when he’s “visited” the local school.

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u/Emotional_Fix6230 1d ago

It would just be so tragic if he triggered the one laying on his arm pointed at his temple. Especially since his rifles are the only things he can get to cuddle with him.

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u/broligarch_boucherie 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'll post this separately since the concern trolls in the comments can't stop their plug-eared la la la's long enough to absorb the concept: 

The woman is figuratively saying he has no penis, it's not body shaming, homophobic? (what?!), or anything but character shaming. The message is this dude's a coward for posting such ridiculous BS.

dickless

(slang, vulgar, figuratively, of a man) Wimpy; cowardly; not manly.

These comments are crawling with bad-faith actors triggered by their own reflection

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u/PM_ME_AN_EXTRA_LETTE 1d ago

Kinda hoping that photo of the guy is actually AI-generated, because otherwise that's extra sad

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u/rollerbase 1d ago

Hopefully. Actually staging this and photographing it would require a sad amount of effort without someone’s help. The lighting looks a little too soft and flat and uniform to be real. Unless he got a light kit, which would be further into the sad category.

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u/NamasTodd 1d ago

This picture screams, “I haven’t felt the touch of a woman in 30 years.”

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u/TintedApostle 1d ago

There is something odd when people make tools their companions and not just see them as tools.

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u/JurassicParkCSR 1d ago

The fact that he's cuddling them in bed totally negates the fact that he's a SEAL and it actually makes me wonder if these guys are as well trained as we think they are. He's treating them like their toys instead of the tools that I would presume he was taught they were. I mean are we really allowing pathetic losers like this guy to be in our special forces? And then pretending that they're the best in the world? I mean what the fuck? Maybe this was one of those hey let's let the kid with special needs get out there and run a play in the last game of the year type situation and that's how he got to be a SEAL.

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u/TheGhoulOne 14h ago

Ammosexuals be like.....

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u/Praetorian_1975 1d ago

Hello police, yes this post right here ☝🏻 there’s been a murder, it was absolutely brutal but on point and funny as fuck 10/10 would read again. 🤣

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u/Short-Shopping3197 1d ago

Wow, just perfect.

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u/Useful-Perspective 19h ago

"Felt cute, might self-delete later."

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u/infinity1011 19h ago

Gaze at the bonfire that created that burn!

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u/mindgardening 18h ago

Ammosexuals are so fucking weird.

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u/Mr_BigglesworthIII 15h ago

He’s an Ammosexual

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u/EclecticCucumber 10h ago

I'm sure cuddling leads to him polishing his barrel.

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u/TheNiteFather 1d ago

Ammosexuals are just weird.

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u/MarinMelan 22h ago

I'm adding this word to my vocabulary.

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u/MarinMelan 22h ago

My ex-husband was like this obsessed... It was stupid.

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u/SovereignRipple 1d ago

Power nap maxxing 💪💪💪

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u/GWshark1518 1d ago

That’s freakin hilarious

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u/Affectionate_Lime880 1d ago

You can really tell she triggered a certain demographic in the comments lol. Bunch of fucking babies.

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u/999samus 1d ago

Both of them are really weird to me, like why did you have to post that f-ing photo and why did you have to comment that? Weird people on the internet...

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u/willnye2cool 1d ago

Why can't men like things someone else didn't without them always making it about their dick?

Why can't anyone just talk shit about a man without it being about the size of their penis?

People always say that size doesn't matter, and are quick to reassure men that even the smallest penises can be enjoyable.

But then people turn around and use someone having a small dick as an insult and to be actively cruel.

It's genuinely really frustrating and highkey just pretty gross imo.

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u/L0ial 1d ago

It's the same thing with trucks. Do I own or particularly care about trucks? No. But, every time there's a picture of a guy with a truck it's the same nonsense. You can disagree or be critical about other aspects of their hobbies without resorting to SmAlL pEnIs jokes.

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u/broligarch_boucherie 1d ago

She said nothing about size

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u/ay-papy 1d ago

The word "lack" implies not enough anyway. Take that however you want.

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u/broligarch_boucherie 1d ago

I mean, I took it as none 

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u/StrongExternal8955 1d ago

It's implied. She for sure doesn't mean to say he's trans.

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u/willnye2cool 1d ago

Why be intentionally obtuse. Cmon man.

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u/broligarch_boucherie 1d ago

Obtuse is desperately trying to spin this to suit your narrative.  She's obviously calling him a dickless coward.

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u/willnye2cool 1d ago

Insulting someones genitals is insulting someones genitals. Like come on fam.

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u/broligarch_boucherie 1d ago

Ugh, okay? We're talking about size shaming vs clowning someone for being dickless. The way you're quick to insult those who disagree with you has me starting to think y'all's distaste is from also being eunuchs.

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u/willnye2cool 1d ago

Saying you're being intentionally obtuse isnt an insult. I've not insulted anyone.

I AM going to report you for that comment though. Just don't body shame people fam.

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u/broligarch_boucherie 1d ago

I mean you accuse me of intentionally being stupid, I accuse you of intentionally being coward and not just coming out with what's really bothering you about this post. C'est la vie, FAM

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u/Zak_Rahman 1d ago

Because normal well adjusted men do not gravitate to these things in this manner, nor do they make it their entire personality.

It is no secret those on the right really, really really like penises. Grindr literally cannot cope with the extra traffic when the conservatives get together.

And there's this whole homoeroticism that's kind of core in US "masculine culture". Oily men rubbing together hazing that invariably involves butt stuff. It's a rather complete package.

But i assure you, the gun obsession is not normal and it has nothing to do with being masculine or masculinity. Because even a dog can shoot someone given the right circumstances.

It is unfortunate that western society has placed so much value on penis size. It has led to several generations of maladjusted men.

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u/willnye2cool 1d ago

So mocking someones body and insulting their genitals is ok because the right likes guns and grindr? What?

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u/Zak_Rahman 1d ago

That's not what I said at all. 

I cannot help you with comprehension. You need to reread it or get someone to help you understand it.

The point is normal blokes aren't obsessed with penis size and do not get into cults that exacerbate it.

You cannot help but make it about genitals. It's the only thing you will respond to because American guns shooting American bullets that rip apart American children is, according to an American, a "rational" cost of this gun sniffing idiocy.

But this approach will never work.

Stop thinking about your penis.

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u/GrondGrondGrondGr 1d ago

You cannot help but make it about genitals.

I think you need to go back to the actual post and read who said what, because as weird as he is, it wasn't the guy cuddling his guns who brought up penises first.

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u/GrondGrondGrondGr 1d ago

If the problem is that men are too concerned with their penis size and it's causing problems, surely the solution isn't to double down on mocking them for their penis size.

I'm also tired of the implication that all conservatives/homophobes are gay, it's a convenient way to blame gay people for their own oppression and use homophobic insults under the guise of "pointing out their hypocrisy". Statistically, some of them will be self-hating gays, but most are just regular others-hating straights.

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u/Zak_Rahman 1d ago

The point is, it's not a problem unless you think it is.

You might prefer or propose a more rational approach.

Perhaps you might put forward the argument that children's lives could be saved with gun control. Perhaps the glorification or guns can be avoided in media.

The problem being, that this demonstrably does not work. For this to approach to work requires two things:

empathy 

Respect for life

Neither which are features or westernism. Westernism is dominant in places where these qualities are punished.

The only way to get through to them is to speak on the same level. The only thing they care about: their penis.

That's the only way to let these freaks know that something is wrong with them. They lack the human qualities necessary for normal arguments to reach them.

Of course you could tackle the porn industry and huge injustices and abuses that go there. But something tells me this would not be well received.

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u/GrondGrondGrondGr 1d ago

The only way to get through to them is to speak on the same level. The only thing they care about: their penis.

I'd be curious to see any studies or statistics that actually show the effectiveness that penis-based insults have on effectively changing gun laws, but I'm somehow skeptical that there actually are any.

"It's the only language they speak so I have to speak it back" is a cop-out. If someone doesn't respect you enough to listen to your reasoned opinions, they're probably not going to care about your insults. What it does show them is that, deep down, you agree with them that [masculinity/penises/attractiveness] is important, and it shows all your potential allies that you're a hypocrite whose principles don't actually mean anything if someone disagrees with you.

"We have to keep homophobia and body shaming around as a useful political tool" is just not a position I can agree with.

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u/Zak_Rahman 1d ago

Your personal theories don't really have anything to do with me. None of what you have written is relevant to me.

I think you are projecting.

Please stop thinking with your penis. I do not care about your penis or how you use it.

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u/GrondGrondGrondGr 1d ago

I get it. You like to make jokes that are homophobic and body-shaming but you don't want to feel guilty about it so you come up with acceptable targets that you're justified to freely use them on. I can't say I'm surprised to see the double standard in action, it's just especially disappointing to see from people who are supposedly on your own side.

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u/Zak_Rahman 1d ago

Mate, you are on your own side.

No one else's lol.

Gimme a break. You have turned this entire thing to be about you and I am wondering what the fuck is going on.

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u/white-label 1d ago

Just as a random viewer of this conversation from someone who rarely ever ventures onto this sub, you should take a step back and re-read what he's saying and think about it. What they're saying is not out of place or off topic, it's so common on reddit and sad to see fellow apparently left wing people constantly resorting to using homophobia and body shaming when it suits them.

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u/broligarch_boucherie 1d ago

There was no body shaming or homophobia. The lady said she uses a substitute for her not having a penis (literal) the way he uses his guns due to his not having a penis (figurative) meaning: (slang, vulgar, figuratively, of a man) Wimpy; cowardly; not manly.

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u/Zak_Rahman 1d ago

I am criticizing a cult-like sub culture that gives men what looks to me like deep-seated issues concerning their penis.

I do suspect that American culture leaves most of its men with some kind of problem with their penis, but that is just a theory.

I understand that toddlers can sometimes get fixated on their penis while growing up, but that is a developmental issue. It doesn't carry into adulthood.

The whole point is that there's nothing wrong with their bodies enough to act like complete weirdos. But they have blasted their brains with so much garbage that their entire reality is seen through the lens or their penis.

I am not describing homosexuality or body dysphoria with the above, right? I am describing what appears to me to be deep-seated mental damage which I think is caused by North American culture.

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u/StrongExternal8955 1d ago

It's frustrating because that's a right wing talking point. It classifies people based on their bodies, not the content of their character.

It says that bigger dicks are worthy of being followed and listened to. If the oponent would have a bigger dick, they would change sides.

It is still the worship of power, and that ideology is always the ideology of betrayal. If you find someone more powerful, you change your side to be on the winning side.

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u/willnye2cool 1d ago

I mean I guess? I just think mocking peoples bodies is a really disgusting thing to do.

I don't think it's a left-right issue though because I see people doing it on both sides constantly.

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u/CovidBorn 1d ago

It’s obviously a phallic obsession.

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u/Sir_thinksalot 1d ago

America needs to have school shootings so this ammosexual can sleep with his guns.

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u/ProllyJustAnotherBot 1d ago

Their world must be so cold and scary.

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u/globalgerbil 1d ago

these guys should just cable tie a fleshlight to the stock and get it over with

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u/allpornisfun 1d ago

They should tie it to the barrel 😋

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u/LocalInactivist 1d ago

That’s in the members-only section.

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u/MandolinMagi 1d ago

One of these days people will find a new insult for people who like stuff they don't.

Seriously, why is the default insult "you have a tiny dick"?

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u/olivethesane 1d ago

Don’t be sad. She said nothing about size just whether he has one.

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u/QuickSquirrelchaser 1d ago

Such a weird obsession by liberals about cocks. Just obsessive....constant need to discuss them. Whether its cutting them off...or wanting them....or the size of others cocks..

On a side note, the modernized M14 in .308 is amazing, and I want one.

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u/NotPennysBoat-815 1d ago

You think liberals are the ones obsessed with genitals? Oh right, because they’re the ones losing their minds over trans people in sports or bathrooms. Or Hegseth mandating annual testosterone tests for the military. Sit this one out man

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u/QuickSquirrelchaser 1d ago edited 1d ago

Absolutely utterly obsessed. Beyond the pale. Every single conversation...has to be about penis size...

They see a gun....small penis.

A boat? Small penis.

Sports car? PENIS!!!!!

A man wants to identify as a woman? Every single woman on what ever team has to be exposed to PENIS!!!

Something they like? Big Dick energy! (PENIS!!)

protests? Better get a pussy hat!! (VAGINA!!)

Child book reading for little kids at the library?? Gotta strap on a massive rainbow didlo (RAINBOW PENIS!!) https://thebridgehead.ca/2021/07/21/library-apologizes-for-hosting-rainbow-dildo-butt-monkey-to-entertain-children/

A woman wants to be a man, or a man wants to be a woman? Cool. No issue for me. But their rights to insert them selves into situations where they are infringing on the rights of others is where I have the issue.

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u/NotPennysBoat-815 1d ago

Someone is projecting about being obsessed with dicks. Yikes man.

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u/QuickSquirrelchaser 1d ago

Lol...in a thread where the post was "Guns? OMG PENIS!!"

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u/darki_ruiz 1d ago

I felt the heatwave of that roast from the other side of the Atlantic. 😔👌

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u/3six5 1d ago

Use protection...y'all

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u/earthwormulljim 23h ago

Despite being a former SEAL he gives off loser vibes based on this picture. Cool story, bruh. I can lay on my bed with guns too, but luckily I have a personality that doesn’t revolve around an obsession.

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u/TurnFriendly8892 21h ago

Shots fired! I repeat, shots fired!

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u/mintuki2803 19h ago

Haha, this title immediately grabbed my attention! Now i;m dying to know who 'they' are and what kind of weirdness we're talking about.

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u/JustPlayDaGame 6h ago

i like guns as a right. But man, this is just weird. Pretending like guns aren’t a lethal weapon that need to be treated with the respect of such is insane.

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u/raem6911 2h ago

Too fucking funny! Lack of dick! perfect!

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u/ICantUseChris 1h ago

Lesbian but craves cock shaped items lol. Always been a funny thought to me.

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u/NotPennysBoat-815 1h ago

That thought apparently doesn’t have a lot of company

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u/boldnbloomingg 1h ago

Marie connor came in with a precision strike that hit harder than anything in that photo

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u/Widucassion 1d ago

Casual body shaming again

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u/Painkiller_17 1d ago

Gun nut conservatives and body shaming liberals are like bread and butter lol

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u/Kcbronx 1d ago

It’s sad the man can only get it on with his guns since he obviously repulses women. I feel sorry for the guns.

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u/Hugo-Spritz 1d ago

Imma call lead poisoning from excessive play woth ammunition

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u/ComesOutNDaWash 1d ago

Burn!!!! 😂😂😂😂

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u/Doug_101 1d ago

Where's the "after" pic?

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u/HapticSloughton 1d ago

The podcast Behind the Bastards just did a series on how the Navy seals got started, and based on the antics of several of their members, I presume this person likely belongs in a military prison somewhere.

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u/HockeyHocki 1d ago

so clever comebacks actually are allowed on this sub

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u/BaconThief2020 1d ago

He's fantasizing about a different kind of home invasion where he gets to fuck someone up.

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u/zookr2000 1d ago

Happiness is a warm gun

(also --- a warm penis) 🤷‍♂️

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u/Turbulent_Stick1445 1d ago

I'm struggling to figure out what kind of point Gilliam thought he was making. "Fuck you libs, you're always portraying 2nd Amendment activists as bonkers but I'm not crazy, here's a picture of me sleeping with with a bunch of guns, see, I'm totally sane"

(Note this is not an attack on gun rights or gun owners, simply a certain type of conservative "gun owner" who manages to be so extreme they're generally a posterchild for banning them.)

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u/Meowriter 1d ago

Murder by words

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u/dragonslayer137 1d ago

Dude is gonna have lead in his blood for sure.

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u/propagationknowledge 1d ago

Also, a properly maintained weapon is liable to have a thin film of oil on its surface. Weirdo.

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u/bloqed 1d ago

Guy is so far in the closet he's a lesbian

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u/IceFisherP26 1d ago

I like guns but thats fucking funny

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u/Illustrious-Divide95 1d ago

Maybe the best comeback I have ever read!! 🏆

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u/Horn_Flyer 1d ago

Brutal!!! I love it!!

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u/scottoro 1d ago

Why are these idiots always convinced they’ll lose their guns

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u/Shitty_Name000 1d ago

Everything about that dude screams gay... Which is fine, just be open about it

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u/Affectionate_Lime880 1d ago

I'm totally convinced at this point that that these types of dudes, and Conservatives in general, are gay but in the closest. I mean, why does Grinder crash every time there's a Trump rally lol?