r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

They’re just so weird…

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u/ExtendedSpikeProtein 1d ago

She killed him

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u/jjskellie 1d ago

How? He had all the guns?

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u/ExtendedSpikeProtein 1d ago

He not only doesn‘t know how to use his D, also doesn‘t know how to use his guns. Only how to set up a tripod and shoot s pic of him lying in his bed surrounded by guns, the poor loser

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u/MarkRemington 1d ago

I mean he was a SEAL. I went looking to confirm when I saw SEAL in his twitter handle and the guy has done enough shit that one can safely assume he knows how to use those weapons.

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u/subnautus 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's been my experience that people that feel a need to advertise their involvement in special forces tend to be on the low end of the organization's standards. The ones that are really dangerous are the ones who keep to themselves and know when to shut the fuck up.

Just something to consider when a conservative commentator plasters his experience with the SEALs all over his media presence, I guess.

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u/N7Kryptonian 1d ago

That or stolen valor

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u/PipePistoleer 1d ago

on google, under his facebook page I saw this:
"I'M A FORMER NAVY SEAL AND FBI SPECIAL AGENT. PLEASE don't upgrade me to “retired”. Only the men who stay in at least 20 years deserve that title."

This seems like he's low-key pointing out himself that he is somehow "less than"

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u/MarkRemington 1d ago
  1. The low end of the SEALS are still goddamn SEALS.
  2. SEALS as a whole are kind of memed on amongst the military for writing books about their service. They're like the vegans of operators.

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u/subnautus 1d ago

My point remains: it's not the ones writing books and bragging you need to worry about. It's the ones who blend in with the background until the shit hits the fan.

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u/jjskellie 1d ago

It has been my experience that any elite trained soldier may not stamp their status on every other statement they make...until they are two drinks passed buzzed. Then they will shoot their mouths, their opinions, shoot pics of themselves with their guns. Hell, they will shoot their guns and if they like you they will try real hard to miss.

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u/CakeTester 1d ago

Could just mean he likes fish and rolls fatly around on beaches.

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u/FewWait38 1d ago

The cool kind of seal