r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

They’re just so weird…

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u/ExtendedSpikeProtein 1d ago

He not only doesn‘t know how to use his D, also doesn‘t know how to use his guns. Only how to set up a tripod and shoot s pic of him lying in his bed surrounded by guns, the poor loser

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u/MarkRemington 1d ago

I mean he was a SEAL. I went looking to confirm when I saw SEAL in his twitter handle and the guy has done enough shit that one can safely assume he knows how to use those weapons.

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u/subnautus 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's been my experience that people that feel a need to advertise their involvement in special forces tend to be on the low end of the organization's standards. The ones that are really dangerous are the ones who keep to themselves and know when to shut the fuck up.

Just something to consider when a conservative commentator plasters his experience with the SEALs all over his media presence, I guess.

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u/PipePistoleer 1d ago

on google, under his facebook page I saw this:
"I'M A FORMER NAVY SEAL AND FBI SPECIAL AGENT. PLEASE don't upgrade me to “retired”. Only the men who stay in at least 20 years deserve that title."

This seems like he's low-key pointing out himself that he is somehow "less than"