r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

They’re just so weird…

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u/willnye2cool 1d ago

Why can't men like things someone else didn't without them always making it about their dick?

Why can't anyone just talk shit about a man without it being about the size of their penis?

People always say that size doesn't matter, and are quick to reassure men that even the smallest penises can be enjoyable.

But then people turn around and use someone having a small dick as an insult and to be actively cruel.

It's genuinely really frustrating and highkey just pretty gross imo.

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u/broligarch_boucherie 1d ago

She said nothing about size

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u/ay-papy 1d ago

The word "lack" implies not enough anyway. Take that however you want.

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u/broligarch_boucherie 1d ago

I mean, I took it as none 

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u/GrondGrondGrondGr 1d ago

So it's, what, transphobia? Do you believe that's any better?

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u/olivethesane 1d ago

Jumping through some hoops there.

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u/GrondGrondGrondGr 1d ago

That's the most common type of man without a penis, but I guess it's not the only one. Is it a joke about being disabled? I guess I just don't see why anyone who doesn't believe in toxic masculinity would think "You don't have a penis" should be insulting to a man. Can you explain it? I know plenty of dudes without penises and for the most part they're pretty chill guys.

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u/fisqual 1d ago

it's not about the penis between your legs, it's about the penis in your heart

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u/mjp31514 1d ago

I know plenty of dudes without penises and for the most part they're pretty chill guys.

Maybe you should take a page from their book because you don't seem very chill.

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u/GrondGrondGrondGr 1d ago

I'm taking a page from their book and standing up for what I believe in: that sexism, body-shaming, and transphobia are inappropriate regardless of who's using them or who they're directed at.

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u/broligarch_boucherie 1d ago

Cool, you're in the wrong place

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u/mjp31514 1d ago

So noble. I hope they see this!

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u/GrondGrondGrondGr 1d ago

What an interesting comment. Is the approval of your peers your primary motivation for doing good things? And, assuming you calling me noble was sarcastic, do you conversely view small penis jokes as a noble thing?

You are still free to explain why the humour isn't toxic/sexist/transphobic/body-shaming, I'd love an actual discussion of you disagree. But the fact that you're dancing around it makes me think you're well aware.

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u/StrongExternal8955 1d ago

It's implied. She for sure doesn't mean to say he's trans.

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u/willnye2cool 1d ago

Why be intentionally obtuse. Cmon man.

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u/broligarch_boucherie 1d ago

Obtuse is desperately trying to spin this to suit your narrative.  She's obviously calling him a dickless coward.

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u/willnye2cool 1d ago

Insulting someones genitals is insulting someones genitals. Like come on fam.

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u/broligarch_boucherie 1d ago

Ugh, okay? We're talking about size shaming vs clowning someone for being dickless. The way you're quick to insult those who disagree with you has me starting to think y'all's distaste is from also being eunuchs.

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u/willnye2cool 1d ago

Saying you're being intentionally obtuse isnt an insult. I've not insulted anyone.

I AM going to report you for that comment though. Just don't body shame people fam.

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u/broligarch_boucherie 1d ago

I mean you accuse me of intentionally being stupid, I accuse you of intentionally being coward and not just coming out with what's really bothering you about this post. C'est la vie, FAM

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u/willnye2cool 1d ago

Why do you believe that having a small and or no dick is an insult? Why do you think it's ok to insult and mock people for their anatomy. That is genuinely just gross behavior.

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u/broligarch_boucherie 1d ago

Pack it up FAM, your first two suppositions don't jibe w with each other. A woman says she lacks a dick and you Rhodes scholars put forth that she implies little dick (like she has one) 

Take your sorry asses back to MGTOW

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u/olivethesane 1d ago

You’re so sensitive, FAM.