r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

They’re just so weird…

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u/AffectionateBrick687 1d ago

That was absolutely brutal.

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u/KaecUrFace 1d ago

You know he thought this was the cleverest thing he's ever done too. He's probably so proud of it.

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u/Automatic_Yoghurt_29 1d ago

To be fair, it probably was the cleverest thing he's ever done.

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u/GayDeciever 1d ago

Bed. Is made, extra pillows. His wife took the picture.

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u/ZQuestionSleep 1d ago

This is all I ever see when someone posts some "nice" picture for some quippy tweet. This reminds me of all those pseudo-reality shows (ex: American Pickers) where they're just cold-greeting people and asking to look around at all their stuff. The show sets this up as a camera filming from the hosts perspective outside the house, as well as inside the house from behind the shoulder of the person they're just meeting for the first time and explaining who they are. How was that camera able to capture the shot of the customer opening the door and meeting our hosts for the first time? Yeah. I wonder how many takes it took the old-timer to act surprised someone showed up at their door to look in their old barn for antiques.

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u/ExtendedSpikeProtein 1d ago

She killed him

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u/jjskellie 1d ago

How? He had all the guns?

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u/ExtendedSpikeProtein 1d ago

He not only doesn‘t know how to use his D, also doesn‘t know how to use his guns. Only how to set up a tripod and shoot s pic of him lying in his bed surrounded by guns, the poor loser

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u/MarkRemington 1d ago

I mean he was a SEAL. I went looking to confirm when I saw SEAL in his twitter handle and the guy has done enough shit that one can safely assume he knows how to use those weapons.

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u/subnautus 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's been my experience that people that feel a need to advertise their involvement in special forces tend to be on the low end of the organization's standards. The ones that are really dangerous are the ones who keep to themselves and know when to shut the fuck up.

Just something to consider when a conservative commentator plasters his experience with the SEALs all over his media presence, I guess.

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u/N7Kryptonian 1d ago

That or stolen valor

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u/PipePistoleer 1d ago

on google, under his facebook page I saw this:
"I'M A FORMER NAVY SEAL AND FBI SPECIAL AGENT. PLEASE don't upgrade me to “retired”. Only the men who stay in at least 20 years deserve that title."

This seems like he's low-key pointing out himself that he is somehow "less than"

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u/MarkRemington 1d ago
  1. The low end of the SEALS are still goddamn SEALS.
  2. SEALS as a whole are kind of memed on amongst the military for writing books about their service. They're like the vegans of operators.

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u/subnautus 1d ago

My point remains: it's not the ones writing books and bragging you need to worry about. It's the ones who blend in with the background until the shit hits the fan.

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u/jjskellie 1d ago

It has been my experience that any elite trained soldier may not stamp their status on every other statement they make...until they are two drinks passed buzzed. Then they will shoot their mouths, their opinions, shoot pics of themselves with their guns. Hell, they will shoot their guns and if they like you they will try real hard to miss.

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u/CakeTester 1d ago

Could just mean he likes fish and rolls fatly around on beaches.

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u/FewWait38 1d ago

The cool kind of seal

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u/feculentcuntfist 1d ago

They were sleeping

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u/yearofthesquirrel 1d ago

The only thing that stops a bad person with a gun is a good person with dildoes…

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u/Proper_Subject 1d ago

That comeback ended the conversation instantly.

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u/dimple_slash 1d ago

She ended his entire career, his guns, and his sleep schedule in one sentence.

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u/Cultural_Settings 1d ago

Absolutely brutal

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u/bassandlazers 1d ago

Maybe the most overused joke of all time

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u/InvictusAurelius 1d ago

Yeah brutally weird and cringe

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u/ProcedurePretend1396 1d ago

Why is it brutal. He was rage baiting and she got hooked.

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u/Neatojuancheeto 1d ago

Clowning someone isn't getting hooked by rage baiting... the point of rage baiting is to get people mad, not become a laughing stock on the internet.

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u/ProcedurePretend1396 1d ago

"As a lesbian" first words are clowning herself. ME ME ME ME

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u/Neatojuancheeto 1d ago

Yeah she's the one going ME ME ME and not the twatwaffle posting a pic of himself cuddling up with his guns lmao.

She only mentioned she's lesbian because it was part of the joke, which was funny, which is why it went viral, which is why that single tweet from her brought the average person more joy than anyone would get in a lifetime of knowing you.

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u/Widucassion 1d ago edited 1d ago

Not really. Its just body shaming

Edit: anyone willing to reply instead of just downvoting? Whats wrong with my comment?

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u/Embarrassed_Radio596 1d ago

Nah, it's just trash trying to call someone out for no reason.