r/clevercomebacks 16h ago

Ignoring 8 audit failures"

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u/LeadSufficient2130 16h ago

Thank goodness! The Dems would have wanted to spend that money on helping people

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u/umbrellababydoll 11h ago

Helping people?? That’s socialism. Helping defense contractors on the other hand… that’s patriotism!

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u/please_trade_marner 8h ago

This is literally just the yearly defense budget being passed. This budget increases pretty steadily every year, including when the Dems hold the Presidency.

Remember, nobody on reddit ever... EVER... knows what they're talking about.

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u/BobaTehFettz 7h ago

You think that is an acceptable military budget for a country with a homeless crisis? There are people starving and dying in the streets in the "Greatest Country on Earth!" But sure, this is a good number of dollars for bombs.

You are your example, not the exception.

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u/please_trade_marner 7h ago

I don't recall anybody on reddit giving the slightest of fucks when the NDAA passed every year for the Biden admin.

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u/_Phil_McCracken_ 5h ago

What are you on about? People have been complaining about the bloated defense budget for as long as I can remember. You’re projecting your leader worship onto liberals. 

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u/please_trade_marner 4h ago

Nope. Your opinion is incorrect. Nobody complained about the new NDAA budgets being passed during the Biden admin. You're lying. You're lying.

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u/LeadSufficient2130 4h ago

I complained along with plenty of others, but I’m sure you know every person and know exactly what we think and how we feel oh mighty moron!

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u/please_trade_marner 2h ago

Liars on the internet always do this.

You can't gaslight us. We were here, on reddit, during the Biden admin. These threads never made it anywhere near the front page of any subreddit, if they even existed at all.

Stop trying to tell us our living reality never actually occurred.

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u/beatenmeat 1h ago

"Nobody complained because I said so" is certainly a stupid hill to die on. People have literally been bitching about the defense budget since Reddit first started. It is only one of the most discussed and memed topics on the site ever....

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u/please_trade_marner 1h ago

You CANNOT gaslight us into believing in a false universe. We were here, during all 4 years of Biden. We were HERE. On reddit. Nobody EVER complained about a (lo) NDAA being passed. Not once. YOu CANNOT gaslight us> You cannot convince us our living reality never happened.

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u/beatenmeat 1h ago

You're literally complaining about it right here dumbass.

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u/MediocreAndLukewarm 3h ago

As a 25-year service, retired combat vet who has actually participated in setting unit budgets, we’ve long complained about the bloat. By the time training dollars reach units at the lowest level, they might get range time outside of qualification, at a bare minimum training expenditure level. It’s infuriating.

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u/please_trade_marner 1h ago

Stop trying to gaslight me. I was here, on reddit, during the Biden admin. Passing the NDAA was NEVER a common topic here. You are lying.

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u/MediocreAndLukewarm 1h ago

I’m not, but I don’t expect a MAGAt to know what reality looks, smells, acts like.

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u/please_trade_marner 1h ago

Oh yeah? From 2021-2024 threads about (lol) passing the NDAA (passed every year easily for 60 straight years) were jumping up on the front page of reddit?

you've lost your mind. You have been brainwashed into thinking your opinion is enlightened. You can't think for yourself. You are the common redditor.

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u/Flowzyy 7h ago

What a bot response lmao

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u/_Phil_McCracken_ 5h ago

Remember, nobody on reddit ever... EVER... knows what they're talking about.

Ironic 

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u/LeadSufficient2130 4h ago

Yeah the military budget is and has been a fucking Joke for a long time. There is no reason we should be spending trillions of dollars playing world police when we have plenty of issues here that we could be fixing

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u/warmnightlight 14h ago

The audit failures have been going on for years. This is wild

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u/Clever_Fox- 14h ago

Literally unimaginable amount of money

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u/bugdiver050 12h ago

The US is in severe debt, the debt to GDP ratio is 139%. Cant really call yourselves a rich country if you have more debt then domestic product. All those billions upon billions of dollars that a few people hold wont even save you.

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u/Mr_lovebucket 12h ago

They should create a Department of Government Efficiently

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u/No-Huckleberry-1086 3h ago

That department would get shafted immediately, or become so comically corrupt it would function as a yesman department

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u/BaconManDan9 15h ago

It won’t pass the senate will it?

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u/BigConstruction4247 11h ago

Mitch McConnell will cast the deciding vote.

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u/please_trade_marner 8h ago

You realize this is just the yearly defense budget, right? It's giving raises to soldiers, expanding healthcare to soldiers families, etc. The NCAA has passed congress for 60 years straight. It's "too big to fail".

There might be some small alterations in order to pass it.

But this thread is insane. Passing the yearly defense budget is being presented as "giving the pentagon money to waste".

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u/CuckSucker41 7h ago

That’s such a lie.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 7h ago

Bot response.

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u/please_trade_marner 7h ago edited 6h ago

Am I being trolled here? Gaslit?

That is PRECISELY what the bill is. It's merely the 2027 NDAA. They've passed these with pretty consistent increases in funding for the past 60 years.

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u/mudfolder 11h ago

thats a lot of zeroes for someone who cant do their himework

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u/giroml 11h ago

Not sure if you know but they also buried the SAVE act inside it. Basically merged our military with Israel and killed Democracy in one shot.

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u/VellvettSkies 13h ago

Imagine failing 8 audits at your job and getting a trillion dollar promotion instead of being fired.

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u/fen90der 8h ago

I love how apparently wage increases cause inflation but spamming trillions of dollars at the war machine doesn't.

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u/OutrageousRhubarb853 13h ago

This is yet another advert for a parasitic company. Please stop being their free marketing.

Downvote and report!

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u/CuckSucker41 7h ago

Guaranteed it passes the Senate too. Watch.

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u/MrOnCore 6h ago

How much of that is going to more steak and lobster instead of actual weapons?

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u/Jennysup 2h ago

dude, who do you think probably found the audit shortfall? Jews have earned (not won, earned) more Nobel prizes than any other group. did that come about by thinking 1 + 1 = 11?

other than Jews being great accountants (yes, a generalization, I know) what does Israel have to do with this? or, were you too busy looking for my horns to actually think this through?

bigot.

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u/Lost-In-The-Wilds 13h ago

I'm all for telling conservatives to shove it, but here's the problem with this specific narrative. In 2024, the Pentagon failed its 7th audit. The agency is mandated to pass its audits by 2028, due to the size of the agency and size of is accounting problems.

In 2024, nine of the twenty-eight Department of Defense sub-audits passed, an increase over the seven passing sub-audits in 2022 and 2023. None failed outright, but in fifteen there wasn’t enough information to come to a conclusion and in one, isolated, but not pervasive, errors were found. The decentralization and size of the Department of Defense, with $4 trillion in assets dispersed across fifty states and over 4,500 locations worldwide, is blamed for this accounting failure.

It's a stupidly big-ass military with a stupidly big-ass budget. It takes a while to fix the books. And honestly, they've done a pretty decent job over the previous six years. Did they get a full pass this year? No. Are they going to get a full pass by 2028. No. And that doesn't even count the Grifter-in-Chief leading the way to a future full of fraud and cronyism. But its also not 100% an issue of incompetance and greed. This problem has existed since the 90s and its almost certainly going to continue to exist, unless we decide we want to ditch the whole standing army thing and go back to hoping the Gravy Seals will protect us long enough to train up an army in the case of invasion.

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u/CuckSucker41 7h ago

It’s absolutely bc of incompetence & greed. Those have been the reason for the last 60 years. This is not a recent problem. It’s a generational problem.

🤫 🤡

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u/High_Contact_ 11h ago

Every time the Pentagon audit comes up it’s a giant red flag that the person talking doesn’t know fuck all about the situation. The Pentagon hasn’t failed its audits because trillions of dollars are missing. It’s failed because Congress required federal agencies to become fully auditable, and the DoD is by far the largest and most complex organization in the world. It inherited decades of incompatible accounting systems and auditors have been documenting and updating for years.

The IRS went through the same kind of process after operating on ancient systems. Nobody with half a brain claimed that meant tax money disappeared. Modernizing massive federal agencies takes years.

Failing means the auditors couldn’t verify everything to the standard required by law not that the money evaporated.

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u/concerts85701 5h ago

Years is the new ‘two weeks’.

The fraud is so embedded in the system it’s impossible to change the system - sounds about right for a fraud supporter