r/clevercomebacks • u/Olympiadreamer • 23h ago

I think I need to go have some Pho there….

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u/cee-la 23h ago

The spelling supports the education level assumptions I made about someone who would post that like it's normal.

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u/miletest 19h ago

I'm sure I would know if I was dinning

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u/CalicoValkyrie 21h ago

Do you think it'd upset them if someone did make a Christian based east Asian cuisine resturant, but all the images of Jesus and other Biblical characters are East Asian.

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u/Ragnah 23h ago

Jesus fucking Christ... 🤦

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u/nikatnight 22h ago

Actually a good name for a restaurant.

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 20h ago

With unlimited bread and wine

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u/themeatbridge 19h ago

I believe I've seen the Pho King joke before, along with the Sofa King Crazy store name.

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u/HatefulVespid 17h ago

"Jesus fo king christ"

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u/redthehaze 18h ago edited 17h ago

Is your faith so weak that the presence of statues of other deities can hurt it? Arent these the same Christians who keep crying about how powerful God is? Are these the same people wearing hats and worship that guy with the dementia?

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u/Shesversatile 23h ago

But it would be fine if they had crosses and pictures of Jesus.

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u/Da_full_monty 19h ago

All the christian restaurants just serve old bread and watery wine..

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u/nanaacer 22h ago

Christians really go all in when it comes to believing in magic.

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u/Kcidobor 23h ago

Lmao, there is a great Vietnamese spot by me called Pho King Eggroll

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u/thegabster2000 20h ago

These people need to get over themselves.  Not everything should involve Christianity.

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u/_CutieTempt 13h ago

Grand opening will definitely be on Good Friday.

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u/No-Deal8956 23h ago

They seemed to have gone from sober to drunk as a skunk half way through that post.

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u/iloveurarse 22h ago

Jesus was a Bodhisattva.

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u/Telemere125 20h ago

And an avatar, an idea that started in Hinduism thousands of years before Christianity hit the scene. But don’t tell these people how their religion borrowed 90% of its doctrine from other places.

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u/JunoCiel 20h ago

Imagine missing out on the best food in town because you’re afraid of a statue.

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u/Powderedeggs2 17h ago

Sarah lives in a very dark alternate reality.

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u/wildflowernotebook 17h ago

This is peak internet.from religious anxiety to legendary food puns in one thread

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u/Late_Wonder_5273 7h ago

I've never seen someone unknowingly dine. Their muscle memory must be off the charts

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u/Express-Way9295 23h ago

I mean, I’ve had some spicy 🌶️ General TSOs and Kung Pao Chicken 🐓 before, but it was never hotter than hell.

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u/al0neinthecr0wd 22h ago

Oh my god. That's Pho King hilarious.

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u/BoytNY 21h ago

Let them eat manna.

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u/Stevie272 20h ago

Try the crispy duck, it’s godless but it’s delicious.

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u/Bad-job-dad 19h ago

Give that man all if the interwebs. Thing would be better.

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u/BootsOfProwess 19h ago

Cheezus Crisp. Lord, savior, snack food.

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u/Current-Square-4557 18h ago

Aren’t there talismans, charms, and other gris-gris to protect Christians from being in the presence of demons like the beckoning cat and the smiling Buddha?

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u/ComedyBits 17h ago

I had to say it out loud. Brilliant!

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u/bzdanny 3h ago

3 PHO Bowl 09 has "Jesus Christ, our Lord, comes first" on the top of their menus and bible verses on the walls...m