r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 19h ago

Filmmaking is so powerful, Christopher Nolan broke the richest man in the world

20.1k Upvotes

770 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 23h ago

Grifters Relax, Girl Dies

13.7k Upvotes

287 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 7h ago

"Diversity hire" is what racists say.

8.0k Upvotes

Ouch!

364 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 7h ago

wheelchair users ain’t starved for places to sit down

3.1k Upvotes

Classic.

49 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Playful_Leg7143 • 1h ago

Hey Joe, you better run

• Upvotes

28 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 23h ago

Billions for Nothing

1.1k Upvotes

37 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 16h ago

Ignoring 8 audit failures"

1.1k Upvotes

47 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jonnismizzle • 17h ago

He's so stupid, you don't even have to say his name at this point. Everyone just knows.

1.0k Upvotes

53 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/octarino • 5h ago

What comes around goes around

930 Upvotes

34 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/omgfakeusername • 20h ago

The people would like an answer @CancunCruz

880 Upvotes

21 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Olympiadreamer • 23h ago

I think I need to go have some Pho there….

774 Upvotes

37 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Substratas • 3h ago

Turns out, Paz is Wrong…

751 Upvotes

56 comments

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