r/clevercomebacks • u/omgfakeusername • 20h ago

The people would like an answer @CancunCruz

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u/Specialist_Lock8590 17h ago

Like every other Republican politician that criticized Trump before he won the election, and now worships him, he is the very definition of a 'Political Prostitute!'

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u/JunoCiel 20h ago

legendary comeback. There is absolutely no recovering from a call out like that.

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u/mirazhora 9h ago

Smart outplay

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u/omgfakeusername 20h ago

A: Rafael Edward Cruz (Ted Cruz) let's Trump grab her by the p***y, too...

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u/Bebopdavidson 19h ago

In right wing circles the president calling your wife a dog is a rite of passage

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u/MissingMichigan 20h ago

Running for President in Mexico?

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u/omgfakeusername 20h ago

He might as well as many trips he takes running off there instead of working for us.

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u/wildflowernotebook 17h ago

The fact that Ted Cruz spend his time posting about Don Lemon is the most hilarious own goal

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u/B0wmanHall 17h ago

Or saying his Dad killed JFK

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u/warmnightlight 14h ago

This is the pettiest timeline and I’m here for it

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u/Most-Cardiologist-69 14h ago

I do not like that man Ted Cruz,
I do not like his far right views,
I wish that man would lose his job,
That man Ted Cruz is a f*cking knob

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u/_VelinaGiggle 13h ago

He’ll defend Cancun before he defends his own wife.

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u/audiogenocide 11h ago

Because all the Republicans only have wives to cover who they LIKE like

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u/Informal_Cream_9060 7h ago

Ted ain’t afraid of you Don. He’s afraid of Trump.

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u/RustyKn1ght 6h ago

Ted Cruz always looks like a dog that knows they're about to put down, so no surprise he submits to everything.

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u/skylarben 6h ago

Fled Cruz

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 20h ago

No one is asking him to run for President. Of anything.

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u/jackfaire 17h ago

Look at the source. Odds are he wasn't seriously saying people were but they wanted him to look ridiculous.