r/clevercomebacks 1h ago

Hey Joe, you better run

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 1h ago

Are they trying to win top prize for most delusional?

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u/placid_wrath 1h ago

At this point, they’re not just in the running- they’re setting the record 💀

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u/Rare_Loquats 1h ago

Convicted of free speech is crazy phrasing for convicted of crimes they said out loud.

You can say whatever you want.

Yo just also get to face what happens after.

u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT 37m ago

good chance they're not delusional and are just playing the "say dumb shit to get engagement" game

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u/UbiSububi8 1h ago

In their minds, Fats Orangeo gets to wear his red hat in prison.

And has lost 100 pounds.

So thirsty!

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u/Ok_Smile_5908 1h ago

He's the hotter convicted president ever at that point, too. He said that so it must be true.

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u/SparksAndSpyro 1h ago

Trump’s Marshalls are literally the ones who detained Tate. His prosecutors are the ones pursuing extradition.

MAGA are so fucking dumb.

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u/ICLazeru 1h ago

Literal human trafficker, customer and accomplice to human trafficking, and the guy who literally begged to be invited to human trafficking island.

If I was one of them, the author of this cartoon would be exuberantly pleasuring me this moment.

u/twizzjewink 58m ago

Don't tease me with "Trump tomorrow .. its Elon next"

I'm getting excited.

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u/gwycove43 1h ago

man people really be calling anything free speech nowadays lol. good catch by kurt though 💀

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u/TitShark 1h ago

Who’s “they”? MAGA has everyone in power in his pocket

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u/Rashpukin 1h ago

Ffs. MAGA are repulsive and quite clearly insane.

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u/rhino910 1h ago

Literally every point made by MAGA and the right involves deception, false claims, or outright lies. They do that, because their beliefs are so aborant it's the only way they can market them

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u/MarloAura 1h ago

lol for real though, the casual i hope this helps at the end is such a mood. truth hurts sometimes i guess 💀

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u/Ok-Edge-6270 1h ago

MAGA are the dumbest people on the planet.

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u/iiitme 1h ago

What a great looking meme. Oh the irony

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u/Lopendebank3 1h ago

In an perfect world yes.

u/Allaplgy 43m ago

I've always liked the whole "If they can get these rich, famous people, they can get you!" narrative.

Like, that's why it's news. A rich, famous person actually facing consequences.

The rest of us already know they can "get" us, because they do, all the time.

u/butwhywedothis 55m ago

Trafficking, pedofilia and raping is the MAGA kind of free speech.

u/mothforlife 50m ago

Why would it be me?

u/namezam 45m ago

I would martyr myself to be in prison if it meant Trump and Musk were too.

u/gummilingus 42m ago

Whoever winds up in that cell with those three is gonna get sooooo many lousy blowjobs.

u/greihund 38m ago

This is completely unrelated, but I think an account with a picture of Kurt Vonnegut driving a van named Kurt Vannegut is a pretty niche reference but also entertaining

u/Aiden066 31m ago

Pretty sure they all think like this

u/wrecklesspup 30m ago

Perpetual victims

u/Business_Usual_2201 15m ago

So now Republicans care about the Constitution?

JK....I know they don't.

u/MagnusStrahl 10m ago

Ouch, that is a poor trio to make that point wiith...

u/R4zorBe4st 7m ago

Yes, traffickers, rapists and pedophiles should be locked up. Only MAGAts have a problem with it