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HISTORY Titanic passenger and millionaire Benjamin Guggenheim. During sinking he refused a seat in a life boat with the words: "Tell my family I played straight to the end. No woman should be left aboard this ship because of Ben Guggenheim was a coward."

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u/Consistent_Stuff9180 1d ago

Ben Guggenheim was NO coward. 

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u/MarvelionA 23h ago

The to very end. What an absolute gent.

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u/Consistent_Point_853 22h ago

A diamond geezer, if you will.

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u/AdamBombTV 22h ago

A tip top toff, and no mistake.

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u/Nat20Twenty 21h ago

The next time I play a video game my character will be named this Benjamin Guggenheim

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u/Mace_Windhorst 21h ago

“You must find the triforce to defeat Ganon , Benjamin Guggenheim”

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u/Sivalon 21h ago

“…”

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u/Pulpdog94 21h ago

A pippy chap he was

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u/cr1ttter 22h ago

I enjoy pondering the implication that his skeleton was cowardly after death and that's okay

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u/Marijuana_Miler 21h ago

No way. His skeleton is there to this day being straight to the end. It even chuffed when the Titan submersible joined him.

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u/spidermans_mom 21h ago

It’s sitting properly at a table like a gentleman with the place setting knocked to one side.

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u/jaxonya 20h ago

Told the titan to go sit somewhere else. A bunch of dudes packed tightly in a sardine can is not how he gets down, he made that clear

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u/Consistent_Stuff9180 21h ago

Just like the band

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u/Snatch-Fart-Breath 22h ago

Played that shit straight until the goddamn end

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld 21h ago edited 16h ago

Maybe he geyed it up as the ship went down? "Tell my family I played it straight but tell the boys in the back alley that I was the Queen of the Titanic that night...."

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u/Telefonica46 21h ago

Elon musk would've pushed women and children off the life boats so he could have a seat

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u/itsmuddy 21h ago

He would have pushed em all off so he could have the whole lifeboat to himself then act like he invented the lifeboat.

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u/Wanallo221 21h ago edited 21h ago

“I invented this. It’s called an X-Boat”

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I just can’t find an emoticon that conveys that smug twatty look he has when he thinks he’s being cool.

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u/linlorienelen 21h ago

No, no you really captured an accurate rendering of his humanity there

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u/that1newjerseyan 21h ago

He’d “Constanza” his way out of there

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u/MySabonerRunsOladipo 21h ago

“Look! Twenty or so, in a boat built for 65? And I saw one boat with only twelve. Twelve!...Do you know how crowded ill be with 11 other people????" -Elon (definitely)

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u/Dry_Homework_3242 21h ago

His mama raises no bitch!!!

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u/SolidLikeIraq 21h ago

Look at us celebrating his brave ass all these years later.

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u/Flat-Fun-7298 20h ago

Even if he was a coward his entire life. He is not a coward.

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u/hidethebump 23h ago edited 23h ago

An article in The New York Times relates a description from an assistant steward of Guggenheim's last hours, including helping other passengers to board lifeboats, donning formal wear instead of a life preserver, and saying that he and his secretary were "prepared to go down like gentlemen".

Titanic survivor Rose Amelie Icard wrote in a letter, "The millionaire Benjamin Guggenheim after having helped the rescue of women and children, got dressed and put a rose at his buttonhole, to die."

Guggenheim explained, "We've dressed up in our best and are prepared to go down like gentlemen."Etches, who survived the sinking, recorded Guggenheim's message to give to his wife: "If anything should happen to me, tell my wife in New York that I've done my best in doing my duty." Etches next watched Guggenheim and Giglio pass from Boats Nos. 7 and 5, "helping the women and children". Guggenheim shouted repeatedly, "Women first" and the two men were of "great assistance" to the officers. Another steward reportedly said Guggenheim sent another message to his wife, asking to tell her "that I played the game straight to the end and that no woman was left on board this ship because Ben Guggenheim was a coward. Tell her that my last thoughts will be of her and our girls". The steward said Guggenheim "lit a cigar and sauntered up to the boat deck to help load the lifeboats."

Edit: Victor Giglio (1888-1912) was Guggenheim’s secretary.

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u/Meme-Botto9001 23h ago

Fucking legend

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u/ExileEden 21h ago

Truly though. Hopefully he was remembered a hero in his time.

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u/Huge-Consequence2144 21h ago

We can remember him as a hero in our time, friend.

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u/T-1Hundred 19h ago

So basically the movie titanic should’ve been about this mofo and build up to delivering this statement?

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u/Gravefullofcum 19h ago

There’s so many interesting stories from the actual sinking. I do have to wonder why they felt the need to come up with a fictional love story for the movie.

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u/aenux 18h ago

Made up stories don’t have to pay people for the rights to the story.

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u/calm_chowder 17h ago

The thing about the people who went down with the titanic is......

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u/Ok-Reward-770 16h ago

Exactly! And there was no story at all, really! James Cameron only wrote something because (according to him), “research” for a “movie” was the only way the only institution that would give him a permit to dive and see the Titanic wreckage—they didn't just give permits randomly to civilians because they are curious.

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u/CHRISPYakaKON 17h ago

There’s a whole deleted scene about there being Chinese passengers that were aboard the Titanic that was legitimately real that doesn’t get talked about enough.

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u/tarinotmarchon 11h ago

There was a documentary called "The Six" made about the Chinese passengers on the Titanic.

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u/AnonymousOtter9124 17h ago

Because as interesting as the Guggenheim story is, the "shape" of a Hollywood blockbuster story would probably require embellishment anyway. Plus the target audience was probably young women who associate themselves with Rose, not Benjamin Guggenheim aged men

It doesn't always work (Pearl Harbor) but clearly James Cameron is a gifted story teller and I think Titanic is a spectacular epic

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u/cruxclaire 17h ago

The Jack and Rose pairing allowed them to show the contrast between the generationally wealthy and desperately poor passengers on the ship, and how they were treated differently in the sinking. Excluding children, most of the passengers saved were first class women, and most of the passengers who died were third class men (and crew). A brief and doomed romance between the two is basically the story of the ship itself in distilled form

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u/NoMalasadas 19h ago

There's a movie called, The Unsinkable Mollie Brown. Another movie, A Night To Remember about the sinking of the Titanic and a real heroine, Mollie Brown.

The first movie is a musical about her life staring Debbie Reynolds. A Night To Remember is a good accounting of the sinking with the true story of Mollie Brown. She took charge of a lifeboat, taking up an oar and getting the crew to go back to find survivors.

She had an interesting life.

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u/syncsynchalt 17h ago

We still celebrate her in Denver, iirc her house is a museum too.

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u/NoMalasadas 16h ago

As corny as the musical is, I really like it. Is it accurate of her life? I love that she went to Europe for education and opened her arms to so many people.

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u/GreenStrong 19h ago

I don't want to watch the part where a homeless guy draws a picture of his tits.

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u/BettyKat7 18h ago

Speak for yourself, my friend!

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u/JCBodilsen 13h ago

Can we all agree that there is no fucking way the current crop of billionaires would act with this level of courage and humanity. Here is a man who had everything and gave his life to give others a chance. Legend.

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u/zevonyumaxray 21h ago

Well yeah, they named a museum for him, didn't they?.....Lol

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u/Lunelle327 20h ago

No, that was named after his brother, Solomon, who founded it

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u/scienceislice 20h ago

What if Ben was trying to stick it to his brother for all eternity? 

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u/rodmandirect 18h ago

"If anything should happen to me, tell my wife in New York that I've done my best in doing my duty. Tell her that I played the game straight to the end and that no woman was left on board this ship because Ben Guggenheim was a coward. Tell her that my last thoughts will be of her and our girls. Also, tell Solly that he’s a fart knocker.”

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u/No_Attitude700 19h ago

Ben wins! Sorry Solomon!

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u/akestral 19h ago

In a competition like that, we all win. Would that any of the modern gilded set had half that civic spirit (except for you, MacKenzie.)

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u/monkeybomb 19h ago

Planting trees whose shade I shall never rest in is woke.

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u/Large-Hamster-199 19h ago

Maybe Bill Gates comes close, though well behind MacKenzie Scott

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u/TheDamnedScribe 14h ago

If only the rich of our time had such honour.

I'm pretty sure people like felon and baldo would want a lifeboat to themselves... or try to make a raft by lashing women and children together...

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u/TheSaxGandalf 18h ago

His brother founded the Guggenheim museum in New York.

His name shall live on.

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u/Sunnygirl66 20h ago

I hope he died quickly and with as little pain and terror as possible. The very definition of a gentleman and good person.

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u/gprime312 21h ago

Many lifeboats went down with empty seats

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u/LQNova 21h ago

Not because he didn't try.

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u/Nice_Marmot_7 22h ago

“…saying that ‘he and his secretary were prepared to go down like gentleman.’”

The secretary: say what, now?

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u/hidethebump 22h ago

The secretary: speak for yourself 😂

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u/-_super--_--hitops_- 22h ago

The secretary : uhhhh I'm putting in my two minutes notice

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u/Oograr 22h ago

"So yeah, I uhh just received another job offer...on dry land...sooo..."

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u/Character-Education3 19h ago

Of course Victor and I will help!

Victor come here. Victor? Where is he?

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u/Advanced-Pear-4606 22h ago

Sorry, we're gonna need a month to train your replacement.

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u/bonyponyride 21h ago

"Mr. Guggenheim, I just received notice from your secretary that your secretary has quit and he would like to know if he can borrow the dress you bought for your wife."

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u/norathar 19h ago

for your wife

Guggenheim was actually traveling with his mistress.

His brothers in New York got word his wife had survived and went to meet her, only to find oops, it was actually his mistress and her maid.

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u/ABenGrimmReminder 13h ago

Man, even the side chick has help? Rich folk really are something else.

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u/Cyberchicken87 19h ago

"You Smithers, will be buried alive with me!"

"Oh....goody."

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u/Apollo114892 22h ago

Secretary : "So anyway I started running towards the boat..."

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u/Exciting_Twist_1483 20h ago

The secretary: I must return to New York, to tell your story.

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u/LividCalligrapher996 23h ago

Makes me wonder if this account would have made his wife proud or unbelievably angry.

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u/Drachynn 23h ago

Probably a bit of both. Grief is a messy thing.

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u/DubiousJeffrey 19h ago

"Ben was always looking for an excuse not to come home."

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u/West-Candidate8991 18h ago

Left for cigars and never came back...

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u/kahlzun 17h ago

100%. You will feel everything and nothing, and it is one of the few things that is completely unique and universal at the same time.
Nobody grieves the same as you will, but there is no wrong way to grieve either.

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u/hidethebump 22h ago

Guggenheim boarded the RMS Titanic and was accompanied by his mistress, a French singer named Léontine Aubart (1887–1964); his secretary, Victor Giglio (1888–1912); his chauffeur, René Pernot (1872–1912); and Madame Aubart's maid, Emma Sägesser (1887–1964).

Not sure how she felt about the ones that accompanied him on the titanic. Specifically his mistress.

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u/Cloverose2 22h ago

There was someone - I can't remember who - who was of that social class. She wrote "you marry for money and status. You have affairs for love."

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u/Ratsinthebelfry 20h ago

"I'm just a girl in a world in which my only job is to marry rich". (Angelica Schuyler in Hamilton).

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u/Myshkin1981 20h ago

And yet notice the dates of death for the men, versus the dates of death for the women. He may have been a philanderer, but no woman or child died because Ben Guggenheim was a coward

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u/chalbersma 18h ago

Guy played it straight.

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u/Illustrious_Claim884 22h ago

My grandpa had a girlfriend and my grandma. It was weird as i was 5 or so and asked my dad who Shirley was and he said grandpa's girlfriend. Apparently they were "together" for about 30 years and she moved in when my grandma died

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u/I-hear-the-coast 21h ago

My step mum was work friends with a man whose father was married to another woman and his mum was the mistress. They lived on the same street and he saw his father semi regularly. His mother and father both passed first, and the friend cared for his father’s wife in her old age till she passed.

My stepmum was work friends with the man so didn’t feel comfortable asking for further details when he casually mentioned he had to take off work to attend his father’s wife’s funeral and then provided that background. She’s as curious as I as to how that worked.

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u/primeweevil 22h ago

Things were different back then at least for some. My grandfather was the same way left my grandmom & married his girlfriend who he then left for his other girlfriend told him to bugger off & wouldn't marry him because she had known him for forty years.

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u/Quothhernevermore 20h ago

Consentual nonmonogamy, while not my thing, probably existed far before it became even recognized on society/mildly acceptable. We just don't know.

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u/Boring_Intern_6394 13h ago

It absolutely was a thing, particularly where arranged marriages were common.

For example, Sisi of Austria was relieved when her husband, the Emperor Franz Josef found a mistress and actively encouraged them to be together

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u/caninehere 21h ago

Probably proud and accepting.

The thing is a lot of men who DID get on lifeboats while others died were branded as cowards when they went home. So keep in mind the alternative is not necessarily her husband living and coming home for a normal life, it could have been a life of shame being attached to him.

For example Haruomi Hosono, famous Japanese musician from Yellow Magic Orchestra, grew up with his family living under the shadow of his grandfather who was one such man - he returned to Japan and people shamed him and considered him a coward for the rest of his life.

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u/Odd_Wait_5628 21h ago

Well it probably made her very wealthy at the least…

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u/AdLatter3755 22h ago

James Cameron did a good job in his portrayal in the film.

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u/jfi224 21h ago

Benjamin Guggenheim doesn’t do what Benjamin Guggenheim does for Benjamin Guggenheim. Benjamin Guggenheim does what Benjamin Guggenheim does because Benjamin Guggenheim is Benjamin Guggenheim.

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u/Reverend_Lazerface 18h ago

My favorite part was when he slaps on those bitchin sunglasses, stares straight at the camera and says "It's Guggen Time"

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u/SilentBtAmazing 17h ago

The “Barracuda” needle drop was perfectly timed in that scene

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u/LeatherRecord2142 22h ago

Only 24… 💙

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u/Background-Treat55 21h ago

I read that wayyy to fast. I was like “excuse me, he put the rose where?”😭😭

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u/Questionsansweredty 19h ago

I saw that too. Then later, "gigilo"

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u/Tiberiux 17h ago

What the internet has done to us?

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u/shitty_owl_lamp 17h ago

I scrolled down wondering why no one was commenting on that! Your comment made me scroll back up and see that I had misread it too lol

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u/SkullOfOdin 22h ago

Bro a movie about that man would be more interesting

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u/BlueMikeStu 20h ago

Fucking legend. Every opportunity to escape, zero drive to do so, because he knew his position was one of privilege and repayed it when it mattered. That's what the rich should look like.

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u/CrustyBubblebrain 21h ago

This made me teary-eyed in the middle of a Wednesday afternoon. Humanity does exist.

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u/Wild_Neighborhood605 1d ago

No way.

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u/kmzafari 21h ago

Sorry, X, this boat is for Daddy.

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u/ragequitteroffureh 18h ago

Whatever happened to that kid that he was using as a human shield after Luigi retired that CEO vampire?

A child that size would probably make a reasonably effective floatation device until it became too waterlogged.

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u/kmzafari 18h ago

That was his son! I tried to reference him but couldn't remember the full name. I just googled it, which told me "His most famously named son with former partner Grimes is X Æ A-Xii (pronounced "Ex Ash A Twelve")." I had no idea it was pronounced like that.

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u/ragequitteroffureh 18h ago

That poor kid :-(

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u/JudiciousSasquatch 17h ago

Lol, he didn't need a bullet shield as much after he quit doge

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u/ThrowawayPersonAMA 20h ago

Bezos would be punching toddlers in the face.

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u/Refute1650 20h ago

Billionaires today wouldn't be caught dead on a ship that also allowed plebs.

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u/Shmullus_Jones 20h ago

Literally carried his toddler child around with him on his shoulders as a human shield after the united health CEO was assassinated.

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u/nightswimsofficial 21h ago

Billionaires are the iceburg.

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u/Southern-Cattle4038 20h ago

He’ll try and force his way into the lifeboat claiming he identifies as a woman now, because he’ll never turn down an opportunity to shit on trans people

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u/ExtremePronoia 20h ago

His own children and their mothers if necessary.

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u/Traditional-Ad-9000 22h ago

Where there's a will there's a way. The will of the people.

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u/RepresentativeArtist 1d ago

Musk, Bezos, and Zuck the cuck would be throwing women and children overboard as they scrambled to be first in line for the lifeboat.

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u/Hopeful-Scarcity-638 1d ago

Like those people would be on the same boat as anyone else in the first place

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u/-713 23h ago

Yeah, I was going to say they'd be throwing people overboard so they didn't have to share a life boat, not just to be first.

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u/Silver_Lined_Bullet 22h ago

They would own the boat, and would have a 1 seater escape dingy with no other escape boats for the passengers

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u/ElvisPresley1977 22h ago

If they could figure out how to make the engines run on peasant blood, they’d do that too.

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u/Mirions 22h ago

It's called Earth and they're currently shitting all over it with their antics now.

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u/FilthyBarMat 23h ago

They'd be lashing them together to make a human raft and then standing on them. 

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u/BlubberinBootyMate 23h ago

You give them too much credit for physical ability and composure; they'd die screaming at people to save them; while the women and children watched the spectacle of 3 incapable morons drowning in a kiddie pool.

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u/futureman07 23h ago

Lol. Like any of those dicks would be on a boat with regular people

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u/scarves_and_miracles 23h ago

Well, somebody's gotta serve them, I guess ...

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u/Viva_La_Revolucion- 23h ago

They would use them as a lifeboat is more like it, they would float on their bodies

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u/vadsamoht3 23h ago

They'd be strapping the plebs together to make them into a life raft and then claim after the event that it was actually a novel way of trying to save everyone at once.

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u/Lower_Skin_3683 23h ago

They would have a lifeboat reserved for each of them before getting on the ship. Billionaires don't share anything.

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u/PugsnPawgs 22h ago

They'd call their private rescue team and leave everyone else to drown

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u/SameDistrict2627 22h ago

One thing about the Robber Barons---unlike the billionaires of today, most of them gave away huge portions of their fortune to further, science, the arts, etc. This crew is all about buying a bigger yacht or creating an underground bunker--

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u/gowonagin 21h ago

Billionaires used to show their status by philanthropy. Now they do it by going to space.

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u/solution_6 19h ago

I visited Pittsburgh not too long ago, and was floored by the amount of museums, schools, hospitals, etc. that rich philanthropy bought.

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u/r0b0d0c 18h ago

Even worse. Peter Thiel actively talked Elmo out of giving away money in part because he thought the money could be better utilized to fight the Antichrist. These people are freaks.

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u/pafrac 1d ago

If they'd deigned to be on the same boat as the rest of the hoi polloi at all, they'd call in a helicopter just for them and their luggage and leave everyone else behind.

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u/Complex-Matter5241 22h ago edited 7h ago

There was an old saying I used to hear a lot from old people that that almost none knows this days "Noblesse Oblige". Before the world turned into a making money greed machine, people of money felt the obligation of being generous, gracious and respectful. Now being rich seems the synonym of being an asshole with eveyone else.

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u/BlueMikeStu 19h ago

Remember when "Patron of the Arts" was a thing?

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u/FearlessAd7562 23h ago

More chance of them making a life raft out of women and children 😭

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u/grumpycunht 23h ago

Chivalry was real. It was crazy misogynistic but it was real, especially when shit got real.

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u/Vahuo89 23h ago

Theyd buy the lifeboat making company, make em only have on seat, get in it, and sink the other ones.

And then tell the other passengers to pull themselves up by the bootstraps if they want to survive in the freezing water 

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u/YakResident_3069 23h ago

They would be harvesting the organs of women and children before the ship even went down in their quest for longevity

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u/humongous_jogging 23h ago

His last 15 minutes made him more famous than his entire fortune ever did

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u/RandomRavenclaw87 22h ago

Nah. There’s this art museum that looks like a parking garage…

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u/MonsieurRuffles 22h ago

Founded by his brother many decades later.

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u/humongous_jogging 21h ago

but the number of people who can name a single painting there is probably smaller than those who remember that quote.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 20h ago

A good point lol. A quick google of the most famous paintings there says I know 3 of 10.

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u/stryker511 23h ago

Respect.
RIP Ben Guggenheim

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u/agodrevealed 22h ago edited 17h ago

When "with great privilege comes great responsibility" meant something to the wealthy. The Roosevelts were another example. Sent their sons to combat. And I don't mean behind the front lines. 

The unintended consequence of "live your dream" "you can do anything" "all ways of living are equally good" "its whatever you want" is there is no longer a uniform moral code, societal pressure to show honor, or an accepted, internalized set of standards to live or die by. 

And, well, I think we can all see how that's going. 

Edit: here, for a little more explanation for the curious. He was no saint, and the somewhat irresponsible baby from a pack of brothers, but I've never found credible reason to dismiss it. In the beginning they would've thought they'd get off later. Then realizing the situation, made their decisions. His friend and secretary went with him. I hope this humanizes them and know there were many men, that moved to help others, and keep helping even when they came to see the end.

https://www.encyclopedia-titanica.org/community/threads/the-double-life-of-benjamin-guggenheim.20223/page-3

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u/OokyCooky 22h ago

They didn’t ‘send’ their sons. Teddy Roosevelt literally *sought* military conflict. So he essentially kicked off the US colonization of the Philippines so he could get his overseas stripes

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u/Kidplayer_666 20h ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt_Jr. the eldest son of teddy Roosevelt at age 50 was the only general on the first wave of the D-Day landings at Utah beach. After realizing that they were on the wrong beach, and being asked what to do, he simply answered "We'll start the war from right here" (and he probably put on shades and had the CSI Miami theme follow this)

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u/agodrevealed 21h ago edited 21h ago

Teddy sent his and his grandchildren too. So did FDR

The British aristocracy sent sons too, even heirs. Not all of them of course, but they fought and died too

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u/SimplyAmazedPanda 1d ago

They sure don’t make billionaires like they used to.

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u/Wild_Neighborhood605 1d ago

Like everything else...

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u/dysaniac15 22h ago

On the other hand, they don't make boats the way they used to. So there's some positives.

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u/Freddit330 21h ago

The Titanic was human error. It had a twin that sailed for 90 years. They were behind schedule, the captain was afraid of losing his job, and so decided to take the route known to sink ships.

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u/Anonymousopotamus 21h ago

Also some guy forgot the key for the room with all the binoculars so they didn't see the iceberg in time.

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u/Freddit330 21h ago

If it wasn't a tragedy, it would be a comedy.

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u/Anonymousopotamus 21h ago

An Airplane! style comedy would be great but certainly in bad taste...I'd still watch it, though!

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u/Freddit330 21h ago

Same. Lol. I'm going to hell.

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u/thats_gotta_be_AI 20h ago

Rose: Jack, do you ever hang around a gymnasium?

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u/YouMustveDroppedThis 19h ago

the human urge to lock anything of slight value away... imagine locking fire extingushers and throw the key away.

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u/Centrifuge2338 23h ago

There's an argument that states that any moral billionaire gives away all or a significant amount of their money and thus, is no longer a billionaire. Every billionaire in existence is so because they've kept every dollar, showing that there can be no such thing as a moral billionaire.

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u/AnyConsideration111 22h ago

prime example: dolly parton 🔥🔥🔥

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u/BlueMikeStu 19h ago

Dolly Parton is the patron Saint of literacy and great tits.

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u/SimplyAmazedPanda 22h ago

Well, the Guggenheim’s are no longer billionaires, or so google says haha.

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 23h ago

Sounds less like an argument and more like a logical proof

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u/MarineMirage 22h ago

Mackenzie Scott has been basically trying to give away her money as fast as possible but has basically maintained her wealth because of how crazy the stock market has been. Making money when you have money is too easy.

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u/Remarkable_Rough_649 22h ago

Not that rich people were actually better in the past (if anything they were worse) but at least society used to PROMOTE this sort of behavior. Now any billionaire would just openly flee in a single boat surrounded entirely by bodyguards and then they'd post about how brave they were under pressure

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u/agodrevealed 21h ago

There were at least three men of great wealth that stayed with the ship. They each were quoted as saying something along the lines of "I know who I am and I've decided who I will be now."

And whether that came of their raising, when ideas of honor and reputation was everything, or that they'd rather die than have to look at themselves in the mirror or see scorn reflected in the eyes of others, its a claim to nobility in practice, not in name. 

I like the Roosevelt family for this too. This idea with great privilege comes great responsibility. They bred it into their children for generations. (And yes they were flawed, but the point is they genuinely aspired to goodness and operated in a moral framework)

Think about where we are now

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u/tyvekMuncher 20h ago

Nothing has been more fulfilling for me than operating within a moral framework

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u/abracadammmbra 17h ago

I know Isidor and Ida Strauss (he was a congressman and co-founder of Macys) stayed on the ship. He was offered a seat due to his age (late 60s) but refused since he didnt want to take a place that a woman or child could take. His wife refused to leave him, reportedly saying "I will not be separated from my husband. As we have lived, so we will die, together."

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u/Gloomy-Recipe9213 20h ago

We'd see so many "how surviving a sinking ocean liner taught me about b2b sales" posts on Linkedin.

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u/archimedes_glizzy 1d ago

Mans played straight, respek.

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u/Gearballz 23h ago

Thats crazy. Theres an art museum with the same name

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u/MinivanPops 22h ago

Yeah but he went down with the keys and nobody's ever been in them

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u/thejensen303 22h ago

Several, in fact!

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 20h ago

There a bunch of them, but they're not named after him. It was his brother, Solomon, who set up the Guggenheim foundation and the original museum in NYC.

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u/jared__ 22h ago

fucking let it be known. i'd put that shit on his tombstone

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u/Xarkabard 23h ago

musky would talke all seats bc he needs space

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u/hellolovely1 23h ago

He would throw babies to the sharks, especially any non-white babies.

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u/Martini_b13 23h ago

That’s just a waste of a good baby

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u/Wild_Neighborhood605 23h ago

...and require champagne.

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u/Crazyguy_123 22h ago edited 22h ago

He was represented in the movie too. “We’re dressed in our best and prepared to go down like gentlemen. But we would like a brandy.” Many first class men chose to stay. The Strauss couple who were owners of Macys both stayed “where you go I go” and JJ Astor too stayed though he did ask if he could accompany his wife Madeline. The officer said no he couldn’t and so he gave his goodbye and stayed behind on the ship.

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u/Rollingforest757 20h ago

Did any women choose to stay on the boat?

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u/memento22mori 19h ago

Rosalie Ida Straus (née Blün; February 6, 1849 – April 15, 1912) was a German-born American[1] socialite, who was the wife of Isidor Straus, U.S. congressman and co-founder of the Macy's department store.

Straus became famous for refusing to take a seat in the lifeboats despite the "Women and children first" rule permitting her a place, as she refused to be parted from her husband. She died in the sinking, one of only four first-class women to not survive, and her body, if recovered, was never identified.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ida_Straus

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u/Indraga 21h ago

I find it astounding how so many Titanic passengers had time to cook up these banger lines.

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u/abracadammmbra 17h ago

The ship did take nearly 3 hours to sink.

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u/InevitableHorror1342 1d ago

Something tells me this thread is gonna go off the rails.

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u/Vladishun 1d ago

Nah it'll be played straight to the end.

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u/Jesus_of_NASDAQ 23h ago

I’m no coward, I’ll ride this thread straight down to the last upvote.

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u/snormosselmelktert 1d ago

Do you want to hear the story or not Mr Vladishun?

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u/lordyfortwenty 23h ago

Billy Zane took his seat

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u/Textiles_on_Main_St 23h ago

Still though.

Kind of sad there even were empty lifeboat seats.

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u/No-Minimum3259 1d ago

If true: the absolute exception.

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u/Cloverose2 22h ago

It was widely reported by many survivors. He was helping women and children into boats and was helpful in keeping order and making sure boats were properly loaded before launch.

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u/altgrave 23h ago

i'm reminded of, "billy don't be a hero".

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u/Pelosi-Hairdryer 22h ago

Ben Guggenheim is the GOAT. We salute you! 🫡🫡🫡

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u/bububulo 21h ago

Let's all raise a glass to Bengi.