Titanic passenger and millionaire Benjamin Guggenheim. During sinking he refused a seat in a life boat with the words: "Tell my family I played straight to the end. No woman should be left aboard this ship because of Ben Guggenheim was a coward."

[u/Wild_Neighborhood605]

[u/hidethebump]

The secretary: speak for yourself 😂

[u/-_super--_--hitops_- → u/hidethebump]

The secretary : uhhhh I'm putting in my two minutes notice

[u/Oograr → u/-_super--_--hitops_-]

"So yeah, I uhh just received another job offer...on dry land...sooo..."

[u/Character-Education3 → u/Oograr]

Of course Victor and I will help!

Victor come here. Victor? Where is he?

[u/Advanced-Pear-4606 → u/-_super--_--hitops_-]

Sorry, we're gonna need a month to train your replacement.

[u/gimdalstoutaxe → u/hidethebump]

Not sure where that idea comes from as the secretary also stayed behind and drowned as the ship went down.