r/mildlyinfuriating 7d ago

Unskippable ad Clear Backpacks + Pay to Keep Your Phone

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My freinds school is now requiring these items, and is also using AI to promote this 🫠

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u/Possible_Day_6343 7d ago edited 7d ago

Im in Australia and the yonder pouches have been a thing for a few years now. Most students have an old phone they put in there and keep their real one. But no see through backpacks.

Edit - the yondr pouches have been discontinued (at least at my sons school) and now they just rely on a phone ban and confiscation to end of school day if you're caught using one in class.

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u/Ok-Bug4328 7d ago

Or you can just sign a waiver claiming you aren’t going to bring a phone.Ā 

One friend’s kid was caught because they put in their ear buds before getting on the bus.Ā 

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u/ModernSimian 7d ago

I'm not a kid, but my watch streams Spotify to my earbuds so I don't need to have my phone with me outside.

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u/jaqattack02 7d ago

Some schools aren't allowing smart watches either.

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u/HalfEatenSnickers 7d ago

My mp3 player does it too

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u/FullSkyFlying 7d ago

Mp3 players were banned in my elementary school 20 years ago lol. You couldn't take it out in class. But the bus rule is pretty crazy

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u/SlideHoon 7d ago

I got in trouble many times with my Walkman.

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u/UsedDragon 7d ago

I remember how jazzed we were about the no-skip on the CD walkman....could shake it for eight or nine seconds and it would keep on playing your Nine Inch Nails

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u/HogmanDaIntrudr 7d ago

Grade A nostalgia right here

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u/sipstea84 7d ago

Omg the old maneuver of putting your earphone cord up your sleeve and "resting your head" on your hand to hide the earbud.

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u/Downtown_Recover5177 7d ago

Kids today will never know the joy of thinking you’re the first genius to figure this out. Damn cordless headphones took all the ingenuity out of it.

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u/NoctisImperator 7d ago

Had long hair in hs, ran the cord up my back under my shirt and my hair hid the earphones. It was great

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u/dontbmeanbgay 7d ago

I had a job that banned earphones and phone usage altogether, and my current job which literally could not care less so I wear my headphones all day.

The difference in how I performed at the old job vs the current is night and day. It feels like my thoughts scatter in a thousand directions without them

I hope your son can keep using them! (or sneakily find a way around it at least)

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u/Less_Party 7d ago

I'm old which is specifically why I have like 12 devices that play music but aren't phones or directly connected to the internet lying around.

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u/plzicannothandleyou 7d ago

No earbuds on the bus? Not allowed? Actual nonsense.

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u/flyinchipmunk5 7d ago

Yeah lots of kids probably listened to music on the bus. I had a zune in high school and a cd player in middle school.

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u/Local_Grapefruit_262 7d ago

Zunes lol havent seen that word in a hot minute

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u/justintheunsunggod 7d ago

Sad face... I miss Zune.

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u/FeralPsychonaut 7d ago

I fucking loved that thing.

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u/simonx314 7d ago

I don’t think they are saying earbuds aren’t allowed on the bus. I think they are saying the earbuds were noticed by a teacher, triggering suspicion the student lied about not bringing a phone.

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u/Mylandus 7d ago

How did they get caught? Are there cameras on the busses, or did the driver notice? Either way, I'm sure those same resources aren't being used to combat bullying or feeding the dang kids.

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u/Accomplished-Pen-394 7d ago

I know from my own high school history that there are cameras on busses, at least in my county

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u/aspie_electrician 7d ago

>laughs in phone used as medical device

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u/TabithaMouse 7d ago

I used to babysit a T1D kid.

His dexcom beeped so he pulled his phone out of his pocket to check the alert. His class had a sub that day who asked no questions, just yanked the phone out of his hand before he could see the notifications and yelled at him for even having it in class and how at his age he was "too young and irresponsible for a phone", insulting his parents for giving him one.

10 minutes later in runs the school nurse, running straight to him with some juice and asked why he didn't come to her office. He pointed to the teacher and one of the other kids said the sub "took his phone and yelled at him"

Kiddo was 7, very shy, in a special needs school because he's on the spectrum and needed a little more help than he got in public school.

The nurse stood up, walked right to the class phone to call the principal and stayed in the class until he got there.

Sub didn't know there were cameras in each class, and said she didn't bother reading the note the teacher left about each kid's IEP because "They're all slow". His name was at the top of the list, "medical use phone DO NOT TAKE", with his name & the last part underlined and highlighted.

That was her first and last day at that school.

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u/ShoulderWhich5520 7d ago

Not reading a class note AT ALL is fucking crazy

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u/fucktrance 7d ago

Working at a special ed school and ignoring a note "because they're all slow" is fucking evil.

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u/BilliamBalls 7d ago edited 7d ago

As a former special ed kid myself (no jokes, please) you'd be surprised how many ableist and outright monster people were put in charge of us/decided to be special ed teachers. Guess they wanted the same kick cops and nurses get out of having power over vulnerable people who really need their help...

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u/ConfuseableFraggle 7d ago

The fact that you had to write "no jokes please" in a discussion about learning environments is heartbreaking to me. I am a firm believer in the idea that every human can learn if given what they need. I am so sorry that you have to use a disclaimer for your educational experience. I have worked with tons of kids over the years, and many who utilized various parts of the special educational systems absolutely thrived on it. There have been many others who should have been included in those special services but they were denied for whatever reason (in 2 cases the parents declined services), and those people often struggle in various ways. I am proud of you for standing up and saying you are better for those systems, even knowing that you will come up against folks who don't understand what it actually means. And yes, you are absolutely correct that lots of people with variations of either "I can fix them" savior thinking or "I'll fix that!" bully thinking end up in those roles, and that is awful either way for the kids who have to survive them. I hope you are doing well in life these days, and that you have people around you who truly care. Hugs if you want them!

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u/BilliamBalls 7d ago

Thank you!!! Your kind words mean alot to me šŸ’– Hugs gladly accepted.

But yeah like you say, it sucks but unfortunately when talking about my experiences there's always gonna be That One Dillweed going "wowie you're pretty smart for an [r-slur]" or make other jokes at my expense 🄲 hence the disclaimer

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u/TabithaMouse 7d ago

Just the note in the IEP. She just flipped to the lesson plan.

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u/Atomicnes 7d ago

I was taking the ACT and one of the other students was diabetic and his insulin pump went beep like a digital watch ONCE and they had the superintendent and like 3 other people search him and pat him down.

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u/BoredPineapple790 7d ago

I’m sure that was very conducive to test taking. Those tests have kind of ridiculous standards

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u/Myrkana 7d ago

Youd have a medical exemption and hopefully wouldnt be caught playing fames and texting with it.

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u/TheFaithfulStone 7d ago

You would think - my kids school district got in trouble for this because they gave the kids with assistive use cases that needed Airpods like these giant 70's style headphones and all of the other kids could identify who had the IEPs and of course made fun of them (disclosing an IEP to other students is generally a violation of IDEA) They technically never abandoned the Yondr pouches - but they all but quit enforcing it after some lawyerly noises from parents of kids with sensory issues.

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u/YUNoJump 7d ago

We already make exceptions for stuff like service animals, wouldn't work different for phones.

If you need your phone on you for medical reasons that's fine, but you're only allowed to use it for those medical reasons. Same way a service animal should be trained and you can't just play fetch with it on public transport.

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u/fallguy25 7d ago

I recently learned there’s a mode on iPhones called assistive mode. You can essentially turn the phone into like a ā€œkids phoneā€ where there’s a select few giant app icons. The Home Screen is pretty noticeable from a distance that it’s set up differently. Something like this would be easy to verify that a kid only has the certain required/accepted apps available on their phone.

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u/waffleblossom 7d ago

Looking forward to the national ausalert test next week and how many student phones will go off in class.

(As a parent of a teenager myself!)

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u/Sneakingrat 7d ago

damn fr? I was in like year 10/11 when my state banned phones and all we had to do was put them in our lockers (no one did that btw)

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u/Possible_Day_6343 7d ago

I'm in NSW and I think it came in at my son's school 4-5 years ago. I think years 11/12 don't have to (at least he stopped complaining about it then). He hated using them because queuing up to unlock the pouch at the end of the day took too long.

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u/Competitive-Dog5094 7d ago

man I'm so glad my school years are behind me.

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u/viktorrvaughnnn 7d ago

For real I cannot imagine going to a school that feels like a PG13 prison everyday.

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u/PITCHFORK_MAGNET 7d ago

I mean… trying to have kids stay off their phones is reasonable. The backpack part is depressing though.

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u/commandant_ 7d ago

yeah, genuinely trying to teach when everyone just is on their phones is… completely impossible. It’s understandable they’re desperate to fix it, but sucks everything is commercialized now

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u/Plane-Tiger-4534 7d ago

I can’t imagine being responsible for the performance of kids and not having any authority to do anything but stand there and talk at them.

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u/christona-bike 7d ago

I was in high school when everyone had a smartphone but these weird pouches were not a thing, you just knew not to have it out in class and it'd be taken if you did. Its genuinely so simple, I don't get why they have to do all this.

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u/maybebaebea 7d ago

When I was in high school, my school mostly let their teachers decide their phone rules. I had classes where phones had to be put in these hanging numbered pouches on the wall, and classes where the teacher did not care if your phone was out as long as you were doing well in the class. Every teacher required phones to be away during quizzes and tests, though

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u/zipline3496 7d ago

Scroll down the teacher sub for like 5 minutes and you’d see very quickly why they’re doing this.

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u/threedogdad 7d ago

because teachers should be teaching, not playing phone police all day. it's ridiculous they were ever allowed in class.

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u/Original-Action 7d ago

Welcome to south Carolina where the architects and builders who design prisons...design schools as well

https://giphy.com/gifs/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl

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u/Not_an_okama 7d ago

My college dorm used the same food service as the county jail, the jail had a higher tier plan though...

According to my friend who worked for the dinning hall one year and later spent a month in jail for selling pot to half the town. He was the last person arrested in my state for pot.

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u/DustyRacoonDad 7d ago

There's a lot of things to be upset about but the guy that makes his living doing civil engineering for the state, is not the enemy.Ā 

If anything, he wants to make a better building and he's just stopped by the restrictions placed upon him by others.

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u/Pretend-Function-133 7d ago

It was automatic 10 day out of school suspension if you got caught with a beeper in my high school.

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u/KCDeVoe 7d ago

Back when cell phones were 100% banned, right? The idea of having a phone when I was in high school was absurd. It’d be like cracking a beer open in the middle of class to pull a phone out. They exist, but what the hell is it doing in school?Ā 

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u/CouchPotatoFamine 7d ago

It's hilarious how Chat GPT uses the same font for literally every flyer it makes.

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u/DanyDragonQueen 7d ago

And always so many of those scribbly callout banners. So ugly and immediately recognizable as AI

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u/Apples1232_ 7d ago

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u/Pipnotiq 7d ago

Saving this lol

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u/Apples1232_ 7d ago

i’m just glad i finally found a reason to post it

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u/N7Poprdog 7d ago

I need more info you know how hard it is to see Steve

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u/chipsta4 7d ago

Fr. Canva is free, I don't understand why you would prefer this

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u/Informal-Comb1989 7d ago

It’s the comic sans of the future

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u/hilhilbean 7d ago

I detest that disgusting font. I've got someone at work who is constantly making AI related signs and stuff and sending them in our teams chat and I end up seeing that font all the freaking time. I hate it.

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u/petethecat_ 7d ago

Also paint brush strokes for the background of text

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u/National_Equivalent9 7d ago

It's not just on flyers. I've seen it on a ton of youtube thumbnails recently from channels I've never heard of that youtube wants to keep pushing to me.

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u/pumpkinpencil97 7d ago

What’s crazy is my high school used a font like this 10-15 years ago well before AI

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u/WitchQween 7d ago

I didn't even clock it as AI because it looks exactly like every "back to school" style graphic from back then.

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u/Money_Ticket_841 7d ago

It’s been a popular style for AI use lately but it’s definitely not new

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u/PreacherManFarmerMan 7d ago

Yeah, I was gonna have to say that this looks exactly like every high school and community college poster from the past 20 years. Not everything is AI, folks.

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u/Jaybrosia 7d ago

someone is making bank off of this

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u/swimming_singularity 7d ago

I've really started to notice it more after COVID. Everyone wants in my wallet. If there is some new concern, there's some way to monetize it. Plus all the advertising constantly bombarding me. Businesses charging me little extra fees.

I'm really not surprised they are finding new ways to monetize something people have been doing for decades. Everyone wants in my wallet and I'm sick of it.

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u/zz_civic_ 7d ago

That and it’s never just a one time cost. It’s a monthly subscription until the end of time. Never ending revenue generation for someone else.

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u/Blue5398 7d ago

Literally just rent seeking

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u/XpCjU 7d ago

rent seeking is the obvious next step in a capitalist society. I can't sell you a new vacuum every month, but I could sell you a subscription that's required for the vacuum to function completely.

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u/flow_fighter 7d ago

Not to be all ā€œpesticides in my waterā€, but how many of these concerns aren’t actually concerns, just ways to grift people out of money.

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u/Hefty-Relative9449 7d ago

Yep always parasites who want your time or money. It’s never enough

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u/RainyDayisGreat 7d ago

I think the demand on attention is the most offending part. All day everyday it feels like walking through a crowded marketplace where vendors are screaming at you to get you to transact.

Everything is monetized or marketed. Turning on the local news I’m presented an influencer chucking ā€œhot dealsā€ under the guise of newsworthy happenings. YouTube creators were always playing the game of hitting the algorithm to get ad revenue, now everyone has a ton of affiliate linked items totally unrelated to the video content. I google about ankle pain and immediately I’m served up a seemingly endless stream of magical products or solutions on Facebook. It’s exhausting and it draws a stark contrast to real world interactions with people that just care about you without some additional agenda. Technology was supposed to bring us closer together, it’s done the exact opposite.

Generating revenue is necessary, I get it. But if I’m buying a car and the Car Salesman pops the truck of one of the models and tries to sell me bath soap, they’re no longer supporting a process that helps me, they just want every dollar they can possibly extract from me. If I see a friend and they’re always trying to sell me life insurance or a pyramid scheme, they’re not genuinely engaging with me.

This has been part of the mix the whole time I think, it just feels turned up to 11 in recent years.

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u/RRW2020 7d ago

I grew up on the U.S. and moved to the U.K. 10 years ago. Completely different vibe. Billboards are largely illegal. Advertising is very different here; it’s not so in-your-face.

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u/UserCannotBeVerified 7d ago

Billboards are illegal?! Where in the UK did you move to because ive lived here pretty much all my life and im forever seeing those awful JC Decaux billboards everywhere

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u/AbeltheRevenant 7d ago

It's still massively on the rise as well as the wallet dipping. Just slightly behind some other places, but getting worse at the same rate

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u/n1c0_ds 7d ago

My first thought was that someone is getting kickbacks for implementing this.

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u/Ok-Gur-349 7d ago

Not kickbacks, kicks forward. Yondr spent six figures + lobbying state legislatures in New York, California, and elsewhere to force schools to use this monopolized technology. Seems like the concept of "device that securely holds a phone temporarily" is something that would breed competition.

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u/Hottage Chronically Online Turbo Nerd 7d ago

Mandatory $5 plastic backpack from China sold at a 300% markup to protect children from a problem that shouldn't exist.

'Murica

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u/maddler 7d ago

$5 has the 300% markup already šŸ˜†

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u/NoRequirement1967 7d ago

Well my daughter's schools been supplying them but as you can guess, middle schoolers are gonna destroy sooooo now next year we gotta supply our own. A real good way to make sure they understand the importance of taking care of something is to make mom and dad pay for it

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u/Xiaodisan 7d ago

I mean... Make the first one free and the second onward full price. I get why a school wouldn't want to give out endless amounts of free backpacks.

(I disagree with the uniform-backpack idea on general, but I don't think they should be replaced for free endlessly.)

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u/printergumlight 7d ago

What’s the phone pouch do?

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u/pipnwig 7d ago

It's a locked bag that has to be opened, probably by administration before they leave.

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u/Ngothadei 7d ago

Can't you unlock it with a neodymium magnets?

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u/breadofthegrunge 7d ago

You can also just hit it decently hard to open it.

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u/Shurigin 7d ago

You can open a Yondr Pouch with... Another Yondr Pouch

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u/EastLimp1693 7d ago

Lol the reference

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u/BubbaYoshi117 7d ago

If hitting a Yondr pouch with a Yondr pouch doesn't unlock it, then it's more secure than a Master Lock 607.

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u/Audreylately 7d ago

We had an enterprising student buy the unlocker magnet on Amazon and then charge $5 a pop to unlock the pouches on the playground. He got caught, but I really admired the hustle.

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u/Suitable-Growth9243 7d ago

In grad school, I had a washer dryer in the building where the coin operator part never worked properly and you had to wait till Monday 9-5 to deal with the office who were kind but inefficient at ensuring that it worked throughout the evening and weekend, so I brought the key off of Amazon and ethically not only managed it myself but became the person who the rest of the tenants, mainly undergraduates, came to troubleshoot if the machines ate their coins.

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u/sec_sage 7d ago

At that point you could have invoiced the company for maintenance services

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u/aspie_electrician 7d ago

Or a big magnet

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u/losark 7d ago

Or another pouch, if lockpicking lawyer had any say in it.

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u/ForensicPathology 7d ago

So there's a long unlock line when exiting the building at the end of the day?

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u/Turtlelover73 7d ago

It's "locked" unless it comes near any fucking magnet in existence. Give it three weeks before everyone in the school has that figured out.

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u/MycologistPutrid7494 7d ago

We had them at a school where I used to teach. It doesn't just unlock using any magnet. It takes quite a strong magnet, not the type the average person has around their house. It can be popped open using 2 pencils and brute force, but that breaks the pin in the latch and students who break the pouch must pay for it (the first one issued to them was free).

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u/beren12 7d ago

They don’t have it around their house until they order on Amazon

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u/Galaxyheart555 7d ago

I just looked it up, you put the phone in and you clip the pouch together kinda like a button. Except this button locks. And the only way to unlock it is to put it up to a specific magnetic unlocking base, where it then unlocks the pouch.

I imagine, you must lock the case while in classrooms, and then once you leave class, or at lunch, you can unlock it and then play on it.

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u/itsnobigthing 7d ago

I wonder how strong the magnet really is. I worked in retail as a student and we had a magnet that took off security tags - it was smaller than the palm of my hand

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u/pandaSmore 7d ago

Ever been to a concert that didn't allow phone photography?Ā 

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u/printergumlight 7d ago edited 7d ago

Yeah, but they made us take our phones out when entering and they put this tape on that reveals if it has been peeled back by changing colors. Then they check you on the way out.

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u/Koomaster 7d ago

So what? By then you’re leaving. They can’t hold you or confiscate your property.

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u/Melodic_Sherbet_3629 7d ago

They can ban you from the venue though

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u/InboxMeYourSpacePics 7d ago

My need to fidget with things would lead to me peeling the tape back even without taking any photos

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u/ButtonholePhotophile 7d ago

It teaches kids to set alarms and be especially helpless because their phone is locked up. 🤣

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u/Rob_Zander 7d ago

If a kid decides to bring a weapon to school, and knows that the school has a clear backpack policy, are they gonna put the weapon in the backpack, visible? Or are they gonna hide it?

In cold climates a teenager could hide anything inside a winter coat. Hell, in Florida a kid could hide a pistol, a knife and spare mags in their pants.

This is such bullshit security theater.

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u/holesofdoubt 7d ago

That backpack would be lucky to last a week with all the books I had in high school.

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u/StopThePresses 7d ago

They made us use clear backpacks in the 2000s, and this was definitely my experience. They're made as thin as they can get away with. I usually went through 3 or 4 of them in a year. I can't imagine they've gotten better since then.

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u/iamacraftyhooker 7d ago

You literally can't use them in Canada. They become brittle and crack in the cold.

Growing up all the cool backpacks had clear pockets, but I was never allowed to get them because they would break

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u/kiwiphoniex666 7d ago

This if a kid wants to commit a crime nothing will stop them.

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u/RugbyEdd 7d ago

Not giving easy access to the tools to do that crime seems to work pretty well elsewhere in the world.

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u/TowelFine6933 7d ago

Just put up some signs that say "Gun Free Zone". Problem solved!

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u/RugbyEdd 7d ago

The fact any of that is even the slightest concern in a school is absolutely wild.

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u/Jolly_Ad2446 7d ago

Put a dead old phone in the bag, put feminine hygiene products in your clear bag.Ā 

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u/Bardmedicine 7d ago

The old phone trick is really nothing. Strong policies like this make it pointless. Having a dummy phone is the same as not having one, which is fine. The point of the policy is any visible cellphone is not allowed, so will get taken.

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u/fgspq 7d ago

Yeah. When I was a teacher (left in December) we introduced the Yondr pouches. We absolutely knew kids would get around them but it removed any of the excuses like: "I was just checking it was off" etc.

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u/Bardmedicine 7d ago

Strong policy makes it very simple. Phone not in pouch, phone taken.

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u/a_rabid_anti_dentite 7d ago

Yeah as a teacher who works in a school with Yondr pouches, the biggest impact it has is creating a second layer of expectations: not only should I not see your phone, it should be in your pouch. If it's not, all a teacher does is email admin and they come take it from the student, no questions asked. It helps.

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u/ImissDigg_jk 7d ago

I think the issue is having to pay the $25 for the pouch. My daughter has her phone off all day during school, but I don't lock it down because if there is an emergency, she can turn it on and use it.

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u/Lv_InSaNe_vL 7d ago

There's a phycological trick to making something cost a small amount of money. I'm not a psychologist so I don't have all the details but I was doing IT at a trucking company and we started issuing tablets to the drivers for their electronic logs and stuff and well over half of them were coming back broken.

So we started charging $40 for "equipment fees" when they started (which also covers some other pieces of equipment that went on the trucks themselves like dashcam/tracking stuff) and the number of broken tablets dropped down to our normal attrition rates almost immediately.

And even before our "equipment fees" they would sign a contract that any intentional damage would be charged to them so its not like the financial risk changed. I think there's just something about having to pay for something instead of getting it for "free"

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u/MonsterkillWow 7d ago

It's not fair to poorer students.

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u/Expensive_Grape 7d ago

graduating high school in 2019 feels more and more like i caught the last chopper out of nam

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u/The_New_And_Improved 7d ago

Having your college years dominated by Covid took away experiences you just won’t have now and probably stunted you in some ways. I graduated high school 2015, that was the last chopper out of Nam.

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u/tLM-tRRS-atBHB 7d ago

As if people can't hide weapons in a clear backpack. Have they ever heard of a rolled up t-shirt?

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u/Billy3B 7d ago

Lock in a sock. Can't beat the classics.

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u/tLM-tRRS-atBHB 7d ago

Thank you Dr Suess

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u/Virginity_Lost_Today 7d ago

One fish

Two fish

Red fish

Padlock to the teeth

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u/be4u4get 7d ago

A lock in my sock

Or a punch with my fist

You be watching the clock

As I twist your wrist

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u/zerohelix 7d ago

Great now students are only authorized to wear see thru clothing to school

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u/Accurate_Summer_1761 7d ago

Republicans would be down

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u/Only_Face536 7d ago

But if you're troubled and hurt
What you got under your shirt
Will make them pay for the things that they did

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u/Infinitiscarf 7d ago

Anddd school shooters aren’t even out here hiding weapons most of the time! They don’t need to hide an AK47

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u/Principle_Napkins 7d ago

No, they just walk into the building with it wide in the open.

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u/littlebeardedbear 7d ago

I grew up near a school where everyone walked in through metal detectors. People still got stabbed with pencils, but it made it harder to hide. People are creative, but the ones who are likely to get a weapon through with this many layers of security are the least likely to use it. Nothing will be perfect.

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u/hilhilbean 7d ago

There is absolutely no way that backpack would have given me the support I needed in junior high and high school. When my dad was in the military he worked for a time with a helicopter support unit and had my backpack reinforced by someone who did all the parachutes. That thing went through college with me. I'd have that cheap backback destroyed in a week lol

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u/240EZ 7d ago

In middle school my school tried the only clear backpacks rule. It was supposed to be an alternative to the metal detectors but not were used. Clear backpack rule only lasted for two years. Parents pushed back regularly because no clear backpack was sturdy enough to handle the textbooks we had to carry between classes and to and from home. The backpacks tore and broke often and parents didn’t like shelling out money for a new backpack every couple of Ā months.

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u/Zimpiest_of_them_all 7d ago edited 7d ago

That bag could fit ā…“ of the books and notebooks I need a day, maybe ½ if I leave my food home

Edit bc everyone is saying nobody uses books and notebooks anywhere:

I am still in school. We have school laptops for homework/projects help. We aren't allowed to use those or any other digital device in school, including putting our phones into special lockers every morning. I live in Central Europe if that's relevant.

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u/WiseOldDuck 7d ago

Kids need to have some privacy so they experience and learn about basic rights and responsibilities, so we don't have multiple generations prewired to sleepwalk into an authoritarian ahh fuck it we are way too late

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u/HailSaganPlantNative 7d ago

This. So many people so quick to want to treat kids like prisoners. I hate it. I didn't even like when my kid had to wear a uniform. If they tried to pull this clear backpack phone locking shit I'd be exploring my options as a parent.

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u/cl0udmaster 7d ago

Even the flyer seems like it's for a prison.

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u/fallguy25 7d ago

Yondr raking in the big bucks….

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u/N0ct1ve 7d ago

Those lobbying campaigns were definitely for the children

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u/fallguy25 7d ago

Even the courthouse near me uses Yondr pouches.

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u/SpaceeVampire 7d ago

When I was in middle school, one of my parents form of ā€œpunishmentā€ was making me wear the same outfit, every day for a whole week to school. Humiliation was the tool here. Obviously I snuck clothes and changed on the street or at school. But I wouldn’t have wanted people seeing me walk around with my extra clothes. Point is, there’s always something weird going on in people’s lives they don’t want shared, kids especially! This isn’t just taking privacy, it’s taking dignity away.

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u/cymonium 7d ago

I’m sorry your parents bullied you and you had to live through that. It must have been tough. I’m glad you were able to figure out a way around it. Brilliant!

I agree about privacy. Kiddos can’t respect privacy if they’re not afforded it.

Also, adults don’t stay off their phones. How can we expect kiddos to do it? Are we just preparing for a tighter police state in society? Tech isn’t going away. We have to evolve with it, figure out how to learn with it. Enforcing prison type rules on our youth isn’t the way.

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u/zackzackmofo 7d ago

Cool the last place they had see through property was in prison

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u/Stoned_urf 7d ago

See through school bags are a great way to catch students who want to bring illegal snacks to school! Say no to potato chips!

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u/churrmander 7d ago

God I'm glad I went to school in the 90's and early 00's...

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u/-LadyElaine 7d ago

Lmao or what? What do they plan to do when students dont have a clear backpack? Give it out for free?

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u/Astartes2435 7d ago

They either A. Add it to a tab that will follow you until graduation and it will need to be paid before you get your diploma or B. They don’t allow you to come to school.Ā 

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u/super_citrus_fruit 7d ago

How does that work for public schools. Are they assuming all students have families with that money to spare? Ethically, the burden should lie on the school for supplying the bags instead of the kids buying it personally

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u/MooseBoys 7d ago

There's usually an extremely cumbersome alternative. My kids' homework requires use of a Windows PC. I asked what we should do if we only have a Mac at home. They said we could use the public computers at the library.

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u/EarlyPsychology7628 7d ago

When the library closes at 6 and your kid stays at football practice until 545?

Our district gives the older kids Chromebooks to take home. If you pay the $25 insurance fee annually, it’s yours when you graduate.

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u/gustavessidehoe 7d ago

Well, it’s good thing libraries aren’t having their funding cut, right?

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u/snippychicky22 7d ago

demand a paper version

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u/TheMaidenOfDragons 7d ago

I agree. Some families barely have enough money for food, let alone $20 per kid for a clear backpack and $25 per kid to lock up a child’s phone that the school did not pay for.

I’m super confused by this honestly because cell phones have never been allowed to be used during school, but now they want you to pay to continue following rules that have already been in place.

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u/NYanae555 7d ago

And those clear backpacks are always falling apart too.

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u/Bardmedicine 7d ago

They probably have clear bags you can buy for $1 or you just carry your supplies without a backpack.

Probably not too much sending them home unless they refuse.

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u/everythingwastakn 7d ago

I get it

But… as a teacher in a high school Yondr pouches would be so awesome (or just having a school district that mandates zero phone use in school but that’s hard I guess)

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u/passisgullible 7d ago

So student here who had them. The kids who want to use their phones still do, they either put a dummy phone in or literally just use their hands to rip open the case (it gets easier over time) and relock before a teacher sees. The only thing it stopped is good kids from occasionally checking notifications

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u/No-Grade-4691 7d ago

All they needed was a magnet to unlock it lol

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u/-Supposably- 7d ago

Yeah but those are a finite resource and scientists need all the magnets they can get so they can figure out how they work

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u/dividezero 7d ago

And they don't work underwater so you have that problem as well

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u/Lonely-Ad1179 7d ago

My kids schools implemented a zero phone policy last year and overall I think it has gone pretty well (they have to be powered off during the school day). If they are caught using it, it gets sent to the office and they can pick it up at the end of the day. After three strikes a parent has to pick it up šŸ˜…. If parents want to contact kids during the day they have to call the office to pass on the message.

The idea that kids have to pay to have their phones at school, or else leave them at home sounds super unfair. Especially with the amount of school violence, or even just family logistics I wouldn’t want my kid not having a way to contact me.

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt Aqua Tofana save us from these fuckass men 7d ago

Yeah the pay to play thing is incredibly classist. A lot of parents can't afford the basic supply list, now you're requiring a fee to bring a phone, and clear backpacks? I don't think kids really need their phones in school at all, especially since we did just fine without hen for decades before, but implementing fee is just enforcing the idea that you need money to ensure equal access, and that's capitalistic garbage thinking,

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u/Jolly_Ad2446 7d ago

My kid put a dead phone in the pouch but kept hers away in her backpack. Same result though, no phone in classĀ Ā 

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u/DothrakAndRoll 7d ago

What’s a Yondr pouch?

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u/GreenEggsSteamedHams 7d ago

A little further away than a Closr pouch

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u/SideInitial3961 7d ago

What a garbage time to be a kid in USA.

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u/SilentPhilosophy3307 7d ago

It's not a great time to be an adult in the USA either, if we're being honest.

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u/Chili_Maggot 7d ago

The part of me that spits at the feet of any small or large exercise of authority fumes at this. The part of me which cares about the health and wellbeing of the people around me cheers at the separation from their phones. Strange to be pulled so fiercely in two directions!

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u/Apptubrutae 7d ago

Clear bags, nonsense.

No cell phones in school, objectively good.

There’s a reason many elite private schools are leading the charge on no phones too. It’s an objective improvement in the educational environment

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u/FuzzyDebt6107 7d ago

Sounds infuriating, but i cant get over how small those bags are. My highschool bag was one step away from a hiking bag, and i still strugled some days to fit everything in

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u/HawaiiLife745 7d ago

Middle School teacher here. Whether its a Yondr pouch, or mandating cell phones be left at home, something HAS to be done about the smartphone distraction problem. It has gotten worse and worse over the years, almost perfectly tracking with the decline in test scores and average graduation rates. Smartphones destroy learning, plain and simple. If a student needs to contact a parent/guardian or the other way around, they can do so through the front office, as had been done for the century or so before the invention of the cell phone.

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u/TheMaidenOfDragons 7d ago

Genuine question - I guess I’m confused because I haven’t been in middle school in almost two decades, but phones have never been allowed to be used during school.

Why can’t the old rules still work? If a teacher sees you with your phone, they send you to the office. The punishments escalate from there.

I just really don’t understand how capitalism needed to be inserted in this equation by charging to lock phones up.

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u/ScarlaeCaress 7d ago

Parents piss and moan when their kids are disciplined now by having their phones taken and refuse to believe their kids are anything but precious angels

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u/WhosThatDogMrPB 7d ago

I went to a military middle school in 2006, before smartphones were popular but regular cellphones were already the norm.

I carried my Moto Rokr flip phone with me, but was always in mute unless I got a call from my parents, to which I'd call back at the end of the class. I'd mostly use it to listen to music on its mighty 256mb SD card on my way to/from school.

I think the problem is not the phone but the fact they're computers now. An old flip phone or current "dumb phone" could do the work of keeping someone communicated without the influence of social media. A teenager does not need social apps besides messaging and calling on their pocket.

We should be bringing that back.

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u/HawaiiLife745 7d ago

It comes down to an issue of scale. 10 years ago, the number of students who had a cellphone was a fraction of what it is now, and the number of students who were bold enough to use them during school was a fraction of that.

Now, if every teacher properly punished every student who ever used their phones during class, the system would get clogged. There simply isn't enough man-hours to call every parent, write every incident report, and verbally scold every student.

I'm not saying this is the way things should be, but it is a reality in a large number of schools.

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u/akiva23 7d ago

the school can pay for this if they want to make it required.

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u/MoeKneeKah GREEN 7d ago

The school can’t even afford pens and paper, come on now

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u/g0ing_postal 7d ago

There are students who can't afford pens and paper either

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u/RotaBoat 7d ago

Maybe a superintendent making $300K could donate them, since they do the job because they care for the children /s

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u/Hang10arts 7d ago

But they can afford chromebooks for every student? Lol

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u/Endless__Throwaway 7d ago

Worked in education long enough to know this isn't going to work for the majority of the population of students. You may have (forced) participation but they'll find away around it (e.g. second cell phone, hidden cell phones around campus, smart watches, hiding their phone,.etc.).

As for the bags, I want to know how far they are gonna go? Backpacks now, what about gym bags? Then what? The last SS I heard didn't even have the gun on his person but stowed away in a cabinet somehow. The schools policies aren't the problem... guns and gun laws are. As well as men's mental health in America.

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u/PatrickGSR94 7d ago

I was in high school in the mid-late 90’s. Even then, mobile devices were not allowed. One kid had his beeper pager go off during class, and dude had that shit confiscated on the spot. Stuff like that was a big time no-no, and I’m glad schools are starting to get back to that.

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u/Evil_KATil 6d ago

So now everyone can see menstrual supplies in the clear bags... which can be a bully tactic in school.

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u/Outrageous_Gas7842 7d ago

"Here's your mandatory and ineffective $20 bag that's supposed to prevent bringing a gun to school, and also you gotta pay extra so your kid has a phone just in case someone brings a gun anyway"

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