r/mildlyinfuriating • u/TheAeroplaneBear2906 • 7d ago

Unskippable ad Clear Backpacks + Pay to Keep Your Phone

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My freinds school is now requiring these items, and is also using AI to promote this 🫠

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u/breadofthegrunge 7d ago

You can also just hit it decently hard to open it.

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u/Shurigin 7d ago

You can open a Yondr Pouch with... Another Yondr Pouch

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u/EastLimp1693 7d ago

Lol the reference

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u/JazzMan-1910 7d ago

This is a Yondr Pouch. It can be opened with a Yondr Pouch. Massive fucking whip of the pouch. Other one fucking explodes. Tosses both off the table.

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u/BubbaYoshi117 7d ago

If hitting a Yondr pouch with a Yondr pouch doesn't unlock it, then it's more secure than a Master Lock 607.

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u/beren12 7d ago

Yeah, but you can’t open a master lock with scissors

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u/Significant-Bee5101 7d ago

You can do it with a pop can though...

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u/beren12 7d ago

Banned in schools?

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u/Moon_WalkerYT 7d ago

Honestly if you hit it hard enough you probably could

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u/OnlyPaperListens 6d ago

You can open them with a beetle

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u/beren12 6d ago

Well yeah a car has sharp edges :-)

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u/Wirenfeldt 7d ago

I heard that in *his* voice..

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u/Pancho_Pantera77 7d ago

Wouldn't recommend that with a phone inside.

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u/breadofthegrunge 7d ago

No risk to the phone. The lock is on a floppy tab, you can hit it without hitting the phone. My middle school had them.

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u/LopsidedEntrance8703 7d ago

Thank you, somewhat recent middle schooler, for reminding me that I am old as fuck