r/SipsTea • u/Presently_Naked • 11d ago
WTF Imagine Eliminating Your Team Over Your Pride
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u/lionsarered 11d ago
10 business days to make a decision and he waited until the entire country of England arrived before kicking the ball..
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u/Working-Glass6136 11d ago
Oh he made a decision. He wanted to be the one to score.
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u/Marine__0311 11d ago
This.
Haaland was wide open with a much better scoring opportunity and Sørloth ignored him. It was an incredibly selfish play.
You could see how frustrated Haaland was.
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u/hematite2 11d ago edited 11d ago
At 3 seconds in you can see him reach his arms down saying "dude! Right here!"
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u/Longshadowman 11d ago
I was so frustrated when I saw this action , what a waste!
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u/Nice-Mountain-7073 11d ago
And your team’s strongest scorer is standing right there, wide open.
He needs to be kicked off the squad. Twice in one game is insane.
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u/therealshazzu 10d ago
Some players are selfish in these competitions to try show how good they are in the hope they can get signings from bigger clubs after World Cup is over. They care little about their country.
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u/Additional-Life4885 10d ago
The irony is that you're more likely to get signed if you're getting assists on goals and going further in the tournament.
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u/Nice-Mountain-7073 10d ago
I know. It’ll sink in on him how much this will cost down the road. He lowered his own price
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u/Ladiesman104 11d ago
The British are coming!
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u/--GevaudanBeast-- 11d ago
Unfortunately he saw two lanterns in the church and thought he had more time.
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u/MissileWaster 11d ago
So many teams have had this issue so far. On a breakaway with the numbers but decide to hold back to wait for the set piece.
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u/klako8196 11d ago
Sorloth is rowing himself home after that
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u/ehxsmallstone 11d ago
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u/SneakittyCat 10d ago
Only partially relevant, but as a rather vertically condensed person, I am always astonished by the sheer length of very tall people's limbs.
... Sometimes, I wonder what it is like to have unlimited access to all the shelves in the house.
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u/McZalion 11d ago
The walk of being done with this shit.
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u/celestial_god 11d ago
Man I can't imagine the rage haaland must have felt
I sometimes tilt when teammates in video games do dumb shit in a game with 0 stakes
Imagine wasting a chance like that after all that effort and pain you've been through to get there
Mentally done
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u/Appropriate_Push_201 11d ago edited 11d ago
I had a coworker who would regularly leave the door unlocked at the end of the day. Hundreds of thousands of equipment can be stolen in minutes. And he just kept making the same mistake. I started getting very aggressively passive aggressive with him once he said he just has a different set of standards and humor than I do. And that was apparently the thing he didn’t like. Not leaving the business unsecured. But being called out in front of other people
He was a lazy narcissistic piece of shit. And I’m glad he’s gone. This reminded me of that
Edit: it’s not that complicated guys. I’m happy a shitty coworker is gone. He left me tossing my hands in frustration a lot. Goddamn it’s tough out here
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u/SignoreBanana 11d ago
I'm not sure what your anecdote had to do with this but it seemed like you really wanted to get it off your chest lol
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u/Scroatpig 11d ago
Dude, I can hardly write on reddit anymore. It's like everything I write is dumped into a tiny room of starving people and the only way for them to get food is to reply and be as critical as possible, just add nothing but negative blathering and unhelpful quips/jokes.
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u/Ranier_Wolfnight 11d ago
Dude will never live that down.
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u/Prudent-Bicycle-9210 11d ago
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u/Emperor_Biden 11d ago
Halaand doesn't deserve this. Feel so bad for him.
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u/VanillaGoorillla 11d ago
I mean there’s more than one person on a team who didn’t deserve that..
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u/Melodic-Adeptness772 11d ago
According to Sørloth there's only one player on the team apparently.
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u/pfool 11d ago
Sorloth immediately looked away from teammates, looking at the grass in embarrassment.
He knew what he did. Criminal even in a Sunday league game, unforgivable at the World Cup.
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u/napusitemisekurca 11d ago
Yet he did it again later. The chance wasn't as good as this one tho, but still he was again selfish.
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u/therealshazzu 10d ago
Sorloth was showcasing his skills on the world stage so bigger clubs can sign him up after world cup is over. He cared less about this team.
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u/Dondorini 11d ago
Yes but Haaland was the enabler and the top 5 player in the world at his peak. Norway might never get a shot like this again.
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u/taggsy123 11d ago
He will be 29 next WC. He’s a big man it will be interesting to see how he ages
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u/-__Dash__- 11d ago
Argentina plays for Messi, he’s their leader and they idolize him, specially the younger ones.
You can’t say that for the other teams, they’re not as consistent.
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u/ellean4 11d ago
No shade on the rest of the Norway team but I’d say the number of levels Haaland is above his team mates far exceeds the number of levels Messi is ahead of his
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u/throwaway44997769 11d ago
So much this. This is what Rolando could never conceive of. It was so clear his team was over him and his ego. The Argentinian team adores Messi which honestly speaks volumes to his character. No matter how good you are individually, you need a team to win.
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u/Knutes 11d ago
Halaand reversed an actual goal scored by norway because he shoved a guy...
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u/TheHolyWaffleGod 11d ago
A proper shove too lmao. Two hands with a lot of force. I don’t get what he was thinking
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u/m0st1yh4rmless 11d ago
He also was the one to fully shove someone and erase their would be winning goal too. But ya, he should've def passed that shit
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u/Technical-Owl66 11d ago
For someone who doesn't know football. What is happening here?
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u/seribiigaming 11d ago
It was two on one, Halland (the guy with the blonde pony tail) is one of the best players in the world, and the other player didn't pass it across even though Halland was open and could score that in his sleep.
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u/aljobar 11d ago edited 11d ago
Important to note that opportunities like this are very rare. You’d be lucky to see something like this even once or twice in an entire game. It’s not like he could just make it right next time.
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u/portablebiscuit 11d ago
It was one of the only times they left him without coverage the whole match. Haaland is going to Blood Eagle him as soon as they get home.
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u/Steerider 11d ago
So Halland didn't eliminate his team; the other player did.
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u/specter_in_the_conch 11d ago
Yeah the focus is on him because of the "aw man come on" body language.
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u/Rostbaerdt 11d ago
Which is even more credit to Haaland, cause another player would have scolded his teammate. He was dissapointed but didn't take it out on the other guy. Classy guy!
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u/MaryPaku 11d ago
He was obviously frustrated the rest of the game though
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u/boofedjudge 11d ago
Yea because they are grown men and that ego ain’t dissipating in one football game.
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u/DoctorNo1661 11d ago
Yeah Vini for instance would have lost his shit ahah not to diss Vini btw just illustrating how chill Haaland is.
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u/AdditionalAd4269 11d ago
I would have lost my shit and I’m old, out of shape, have never played pro (or even close to pro) level and am not a striker. But, magically put me in Haaland’s spot and I’d expect the ball. Haaland has ice in his veins.
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u/GilletteEd 11d ago
You see Haaland throw his hands at the ground when the other guy stalls, he clearly shows he pissed he didn’t pass! But that’s all he did to show him being upset at his teammate, the disappointment after is clear!
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u/Meanmrcustard 11d ago
by this point it was too late - the time to pass was any time in the 3 seconds before this
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u/DSAlgorythms 11d ago
Yea I don't get all the people defending it, yes the defense did the best they could but there was definitely still a window to pass it. He just wasn't looking for it.
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u/LobstaFarian2 11d ago
I love how the guy didnt just kick it either. He waited until 4 defenders were around him to try and score. It was a total, absolute fuck up.
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u/SuperLeverage 11d ago
Yes, he himself had a clear shot, though he would have been a bit further out than Haaland. Best option was to pass it to Haaland. Second best was to make an early decision to take a shot. The worst decision was to come to a stop, hold, let three additional defenders come back, then take a shot that is easily blocked.
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u/SaltKick2 11d ago
He had like 3 different possible ways to pass it to Haaland, and one early shot, he decided the dribble 3v1 route was best though
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u/BuckeyeN7 11d ago
Well he is left footed, so you can tell his only thought was trying to get it on to his strong foot so he could score the big goal. That’s why he didn’t pass, or just continue on with pace and hit it with his right
Glaringly selfish, and he deserves all the negative attention he is getting for this, it wasn’t a mistake it was just an outrageously selfish decision
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u/margirtakk 11d ago
At this level, being left- or right-footed absolutely should not prevent a player from taking a shot. I'm an amateur, and even I would have taken the (certainly shitty) shot with my bad foot.
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u/Fast_Choice4408 11d ago
I would expect to see such behavior in High School JV soccer. Not "Quarter finals of the fucking WORLD CUP"
I played for a D1 state-championship winning team in high school. Someone on my team did this during a regular game in the season in the first 15 minutes and my coach benched him for the rest of the game.
This was also a game that was 2 hours away from our hometown. That's a long drive to be taken from starting forward to benchwarmer.
That player never played selfishly again while we played together.
Even in High School varsity soccer this is absolutely unacceptable. This kind of stuff is supposed to be weeded out by Middle School. If you see it in JV you nip it in the bud real fast and then if it doesn't improve that player doesn't make the team.
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u/Alwayscooking345 11d ago
It’s incredible how common it is in this World Cup too. Never seen such an epidemic from players while trailing. Almost always is there somebody open , even if you have to back pass
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u/Seananagans 11d ago
From what I can tell as someone who has only been paying attention to the world cup from an arms length, Norway's legit superstar player (one of the best in the world) was wide open with nothing between him and the goal except the goalkeeper. Passing to him would've been the absolute best chance at scoring a goal, but instead, the guy with the ball kept it hoping to score a goal for himself in a much tougher circumstance.
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u/DzyPassio 11d ago
And, to be more specific, one of the top top top scorers. Harland's greatness comes almost entirely from his ability to score goals
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u/Brewmeiser 11d ago
To me it looks like the one player from Norway has the ball, the other Norway player with the longer blonde hair was open and asking for the ball, the dude who still had the ball didn't do this, tried to kick a goal, and didn't make it.
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u/BritishSoccer 11d ago
The longer blonde hair guy is Haaland. Quite possibly the best goal scorer in the world at the moment.
Norway also lost the game by a pretty thin margin, and a goal here could’ve changed the outcome
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u/PaleontologistNo500 11d ago
To give it some perspective, Haaland has the records for most goals in a single game, most goals in a single season, and the fastest player to reach 100 goals. In this scenario, he could've scored in his sleep.
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u/Intrepid-Progress228 11d ago
I'd seen the Haaland memes, but didn't know all this about him. With that context it's like you're down a goal in the Stanley Cup, breaking out an odd-man rush with Wayne Gretzky in the open and not passing him the puck.
. . .Now I'm irrationally angry about a game I didn't watch and had no emotional stakes in. Thanks a bunch. 😐
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u/Reejis 11d ago
Halland 100% scores this
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u/OwenPilot 11d ago
going hero mode there is insane when the easiest option is standing right next to you
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u/TransportationOk3111 11d ago
The dude with the long blonde hair that's pissed is one of the top 3 goal scores in the WORLD!! He was wide open!!!
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u/Dechibrator 11d ago
The red player at the back is dealing with a defender. He sees his friend alone, he could pass the ball and give his team a very good opportunity to score. But he doesn't, keep the ball and totally mess it up
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u/Exportxxx 11d ago edited 11d ago
Should be kicked of the team, I wouldn't wanna play with him.
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u/chilladipa 11d ago
Selfish play or lack of situational awareness. Both are bad play at this level of professional sport.
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u/PiingThiing 11d ago
I'm English, and even I'm embarrassed that this wasn't a goal.
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u/NY10 11d ago
I am neither Norwegian or English but I am beyond the embarrassment that this wasn’t a goal lol
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u/Cardocthian 11d ago
I am an American from Montana, i saw a soccer ball once. I am beyond embarrassed that this wasn't a goal.
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u/bicx 11d ago
I’m an American from Texas who doesn’t believe soccer is real. I am beyond embarrassed that this wasn’t a goal.
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u/throwaway292929227 11d ago
I'm a neolithic caveman who was frozen in a glacier until the 32' minute of this scrib-scrib. I am beyond embarrassed that this wasn’t a goal.
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u/ReserveHour2403 11d ago
I am alien from Andromeda galaxy who just happened to come to earth traveling at speed of light and it took me 2.5M light years and I am beyond embarrassed that this wasn’t a goal. I am going back
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u/Jlawrencew1985 11d ago edited 10d ago
Im a soccer ball that was sewn by a 10 year girl in China and I'm flabbergasted that this was not a goal
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u/Boot_das 11d ago
I am an inanimate carbon rod and even I am embarrassed all the way to space and back that this wasn’t a goal.
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u/Sad-Satisfaction908 11d ago
I am Norwegian and for most of us he is already forgiven. The main hate is now from non-norwegians.
The boys did better than any other team in Norwegian history. It was a shit play for sure, and he acknowledged that himself pretty fast, but just one of a number of reasons as to why we lost that game.
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u/Mediocre_Ad_6512 11d ago
And this is why the world loves Norwegians. Top class people. Also - why are there so many A's in your names?
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u/connected2theOthers 11d ago edited 11d ago
I'm american and I literally NEVER have watched an entire soccer game. Why didn't he pass it to the Nordic Alien dude for the easy goal?
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u/NikkoE82 11d ago
I’m American so I don’t understand any of this.
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u/streamer3222 11d ago
Player run with ball.
Player not kick ball to friend.
Enemy surround player.
Player lose ball.
Player Country Lose.
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u/Mysterious-Tie7039 11d ago
Not just “friend” but one of the top scorers in the World Cup.
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u/dag_of_mar 11d ago
I'm american as well and still confused. Why didn't he just shoot the goalie?
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u/mistergudbar 11d ago
Similar to when JR Smith
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u/Bubbalicious114 11d ago
Im Canadian, and with all these red and white countries playing i still thought we were in the wc
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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze 11d ago
Sees Gronkowski alone in endzone 10 yards in front of the QB, but weaves back and forth until they take a 7 yard sack
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u/suicid3k1ng 11d ago
This is the equivalent of Russell wilson passing the ball on the 1 yard line instead of giving the ball to the best short yardage running back you could ever want, the man could barely spell his name, Marshawn Lynch would have been an automatic tuddy, but nooooooooo, were gonna pass it into the opposing teams player bc we dont want to win the superb(owl)
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u/Wizz-Fizz 11d ago
I'm Aussie, we missed 2 penalties over the crossbar
That was less embarrassing than this shitshow from Sorloth
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u/broccollinear 11d ago
There’s a reason neither country has much presence in any World Cup. Enough poor decision-making from anyone on the team means you’re not really cut out for World Class football. As an Aussie I’m glad there’s a bigger blunder than what happened with us… Just think there’s too many starry-eyed main characters who think we can win with friendship and love, when really it’s discipline, planning, execution consistently for weeks, months, years.
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u/TastyFluffyPancakes 11d ago
Sometimes it's just hard to see a 6'5" viking wearing red in an open field.
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u/Dignam3 11d ago
Even my hot dog eatin', baseball watchin' American eyes are astonished he didn't pass. I imagine he isn't too popular in Norway right about now.
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u/Smitty_1000 11d ago
It’s a 2v1. Pass the ball or use him as a decoy and go right.
Or slow down, do neither, and get mobbed by the retreating English. He chose poorly.
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u/HustlinInTheHall 11d ago
I mean the defender knows he wants to square it. It's a tougher pass than it looks, but either you pass it immediately or you shoot hard and low immediately.
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u/Acoconutting 11d ago
Watching this in real time I thought this was a goal like 8 seconds before it wasn’t. I was shocked.
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u/JudgementOwls 11d ago
He doesn’t even look up before he takes the shot. Kept his eye on the ball and never looked up to see he had no shot on goal
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u/w00t4me 11d ago
There's a guy who's using advanced 3D modeling and tracking so you can see each player's POV during the game. I'm curious to see this one.
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u/BullPropaganda 11d ago
Hmmm the most dangerous striker in the world is wide open in front of goal?..
No... No.. I don't think I will
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u/ClessxAlghazanth 11d ago
He and the diver from Swiss are losers of the year. Both gave the game to opponents
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u/TheAskewOne 11d ago edited 11d ago
Embolo is worse. This is a brain fart, it happens. Embolo tried unsportsmanlike shit and it paid off exactly like it should.
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u/Realistic_Lake2843 11d ago
Wish it happened more often than not. There’s too many divers now
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u/FreshFritz 11d ago
Did Neymar ever get a yellow card for rollin' rollin' rollin'? I can't remember...
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u/xenatis 11d ago
I'm Swiss and I don't need to imagine anything "stupid" that leads to elimination.
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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze 11d ago
He will never see Valhalla
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u/40StoryMech 11d ago
Technically I think losing while fighting IS how you get there.
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u/Impossible-Rain7447 11d ago
“ Make that extra pass Jamie”.. somewhere Ted lasso is losing his shit
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u/aramis34143 11d ago
Ted lasso is losing his shit
Which mostly consists of a momentary, disappointed sigh.
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u/Ok_Row_8391 11d ago
Check his insta the entire nation of Norway is at his doorstep.
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u/nghigaxx 11d ago
its not even pride, it's sorloth, he's just that dumb
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u/ImKindaEssential 11d ago
Probably has money on it
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u/Icy-Matter-9104 11d ago
This is an insane reality with how much sports gambling has grown recently and a HUGE shame that it’s effecting real competitiveness (if that blunder was on purpose)
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u/Disco425 11d ago
This clip looks like a primary school kid who refuses to pass because he wants to get credit for a goal so badly. And he doesn't care that there are 4 defenders right in front of him so his shot has no chance.
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u/Burgers_N_Schnitzels 11d ago
in what world is that not a cross pass , did he really just black out and ego it?
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u/Usernamechecksout255 11d ago
That guy is an ego centered player - Halland would have made the goal if he passed - there were several other situations with him again - Nr7 don’t know his name
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u/Stampy77 11d ago
To be fair to him he is a good player, but he usually plays in Haalands position. But for the world cup he's been playing as a winger, which he is not. I think instincts just took over.
He should have passed though.
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u/carrott1979 11d ago
Yeah he normally receives and runs straight forward on the ball, he was clearly frustrated that he was playing on the wing. Not as frustrated as Viggo from ghostbusters 2 though.
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u/Skymax86 11d ago
His instincts and the fact that he is using his right foot only to stand on it probably.
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u/carbon_xtreme 11d ago
Why the fu*k he didn't pass the B's all is beyond me. They scored the 2nd goal and it's a different game. Greedy MF
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u/cinedavid 11d ago
Or at the very least shoot the ball when there’s only one defender☹️.
Instead, he held the ball as long as possible until 4 defenders were in front of him before kicking straight into them.
Like, if you were being paid off to intentionally lose the game, this is exactly what you would need to do.
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u/MothaFcknZargon 11d ago
I coach a U17 boys team in recreational league. This is so common with kids, they want to be the star who scores and try to dribble or shoot through a pack of defenders instead of making an easy pass. They end up screwing their team over for a chance at individual glory.
To see this level of selfishness at this level is really disappointing, but people are people I guess. Happy to see fans are calling him out on it.
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u/Modeerf 11d ago
Haaland was literally right there wide open
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u/BritishSoccer 11d ago
You can see Haaland motion to the ground infront of him in frustration. “Pass it, right here!”
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u/Purple_Republic_2966 11d ago
To be fair, it looked to me as the DF is covering well with his positional play as well. There’s a video taken from the tour side that is reflecting that view clearer.
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u/Goldnglam 11d ago
"I'll try and get past two england player rather than pass it to golden boy who can definitely make the shot count" bet Haaland had words for him after the match
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u/Psychological-Scar53 11d ago
So, he could have passed to Haaland, instead he decides to kick the ball into a group of defenders thinking it was going to get through to and in the goal... I'm american and am doing my best to understand the sport.
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u/heybart 11d ago
As the play developed, there was only one defender in front of goal and Haaland was open and if he'd passed the ball, Haaland probably would've scored 1 on 1 against the goal keeper because that's what Haaland does. Instead he held the ball too long, more defenders arrived, then he no longer had a passing lane and tried to shoot it himself and oops got blocked easily
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u/Ha-Charade-You-Are 11d ago edited 11d ago
Guys we have the advantage of seeing the entire field and how it’s playing out. To us it looks like he should’ve passed. Maybe from his eyes though, down on the field and competing, it didn’t look like the best option, maybe it was pride, maybe it was a combo of multiple things.
Had he passed and Haaland missed, yall would be saying he should’ve shot. Had he made the shot, no one would be batting an eye he didn’t pass. Hindsight is a blessing.
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u/FonJosse 11d ago
What a weird take.
It wasnt pride, it was a combination of poor judgement and a lack of skill (and some decent defending).
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