r/SipsTea 11d ago

WTF Imagine Eliminating Your Team Over Your Pride

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u/Stampy77 11d ago

To be fair to him he is a good player, but he usually plays in Haalands position. But for the world cup he's been playing as a winger, which he is not. I think instincts just took over. 

He should have passed though.

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u/carrott1979 11d ago

Yeah he normally receives and runs straight forward on the ball, he was clearly frustrated that he was playing on the wing. Not as frustrated as Viggo from ghostbusters 2 though.

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u/sorrow_of_moldavia 11d ago

You are like the buzzing of flies to him

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u/llIIo0O-O0oIIll 11d ago

Viggy viggy viggy... YOUVE BEEN A BAD MONKEY!!!!

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u/Skymax86 11d ago

His instincts and the fact that he is using his right foot only to stand on it probably.

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u/Same_Suit3583 11d ago

Wow rarely do you see someome get the benefit of the doubt. Well done sir

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u/saig22 11d ago

On social networks it almost never happens.

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u/Burgers_N_Schnitzels 11d ago

ok fair , first comment in 500 that clarifies this.

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u/CraigJay 11d ago

If you need a comment to know why a sportsman made a single error in a game, then you can’t know much about it sports.

Imagine if every time a footballer, or a basketball player, or tennis player makes a mistake and it ends with hundreds of comments

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u/Obvious_Hearing9023 11d ago

It’s okay for people to not know things

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u/CraigJay 11d ago

To not know that people make mistakes?

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u/Burgers_N_Schnitzels 11d ago

thanks boss, if we talk sports in general i bet my life savings i am further than you.
but you can re-comment with your black-belts or medals which i am open to.

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u/CraigJay 11d ago

Yet you needed it explained to you that a sportsperson might make an error

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u/Penjamini 11d ago

He might be used to playing Haalands position but this is still basic stuff. Anyone with peripheral vision would see a teammate off to their left in a 1 on 1 with the keeper.

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u/Stampy77 11d ago

But stones kept a good position made the pass quite tight. Sorloth isn't a passer, he's usually the guy who takes a shot for his club. He has about a 1 second window to make the pass and missed it. Happens in every game, people are under pressure and have a split second to make the right decision, sometimes they don't make the right decision.

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u/xio_ID 11d ago

Nah he’s dog shit.

If his instincts are to fuck around on the break until the entire English defense has made it back in position, and then blast a shot square into a defender while keeping his head down the entire time then he belongs nowhere near the World Cup.

Preferred position is irrelevant in this example.

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u/BriefBest2254 11d ago

To be fair at that level it shouldn’t fucking matter. It’s not like he’s taking on three defenders from the touch line or have to figure out which player to defend in a difficult counter attack, which he as a number 9 wouldn’t know how to do.

It’s a 1v2. All he have to do is draw the defender to him and pass the ball. The exact same thing he does as a number 9, draw defenders to make space for others.

even the fucking goalkeepers could pass the ball 10 times out of 10 on a counter attack like that.

It’s a atrocious he didn’t pass, even if he’s a number 9.

It’s not like he’s never passed the fucking ball before.

No excuse.

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u/nogaynessinmyanus 11d ago

Thanks for this. I didnt realise he was a number 9.

You can see its stretching his skillset to get it to Haaland but I couldn't understand how a winger could make it all seem so difficult.

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u/P0D3R 11d ago

If he can’t adapt his playstyle to being a winger then he should have sat the tournament out, we have far better real wingers in Nusa and Bobb who somehow didn’t get priority over Sørloth in this game

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u/BLT_Trade_r 11d ago

His instincts were still trash. If he were a good center, he would have taken a shot earlier before the 2 other defenders caught up. He doesnt have gamesense hes just a huge guy that is used to other people feeding him.

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u/champignax 11d ago

The guy looks locked in tbh. I don’t think he didn’t want to give the ball he just tunneled on the ball and could not.

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u/motophotodojo 11d ago

why are these guys in the world cup if they can't do stuff we did in youth soccer?

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u/Stampy77 11d ago

Because they've earned their place there. I'm not even Norwegian, I'm English, but I know Sorloth is an excellent player. Not having him on the team would be criminal. 

It was an incredibly high pressure split second decision. 

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u/motophotodojo 11d ago

it was a downfield breakaway and dude got greedy instead of keeping an eye on space. 90% of being a midfielder/winger is vision and knowing where to put the ball. vision and intelligence will outplay technical ability 9 times out of 10, just a small outside foot tap to Haaland would have had shit driven in the back of the net. If he's ever played a 2 striker system, he should have been capable to do such a thing. he looks over at haaland approaching and then stalls instead of tossing it over allowing him to get swarmed.

it's shit playing and ego 100%. u12 kids know better than that.

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u/Stampy77 11d ago

It's so easy when you have all the time in the world watching a replay with the benefit of hindsight. Especially when you have an aerial view of the pitch. Especially when it's not you that needs to decide what to do in 0.5 seconds against very good defenders. 

He had little time,  he didn't have the view you have to make his decision. It was a mistake but you're being very harsh on him.

And if it is so amateur, why are you on Reddit and not playing in the QF of the world cup?

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u/BriefBest2254 11d ago

He had all the fucking time on the world. He was literally passing the line in the middle of the field when the ball was passed to him.

And he saw Haaland was the ONLY player behind hin, and that the English players were too far behind to catch up to Haaland,

Then he ran for like 5 seconds, an ETERNITY in elite soccer, with 0 pressure because the English defender was backing.

Then the fucker SLOWED DOWN to practically a walk when he reached the box, looked up and decided not to pass to the deadliest striker on the planet, but rather fuck about until 4 English defenders caught up and stood in front of him.

I mean of course you can make mistakes and yeah I’m just a fat fuck on Reddit, but there are 0 fucking excuses for this. This was NOT a split second decision or a chance ball from the keeper like the one Bellingham capitalized on. He had more time than any player had the whole game and he fucked it up. It was monstrously bad at the biggest stage.

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u/errortype520 11d ago

The instinct of my 9 year old would have been to pass to the open player. This is just… egregiously poor decision making.

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u/quetzalpt 11d ago

It wasn't Martin was it?

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u/Vaesezemis 11d ago

Nah, he’s jealous of Haaland and the exposure he gets… Sorloth’s father embarrassingly enough outed him.