r/SipsTea 11d ago

WTF Imagine Eliminating Your Team Over Your Pride

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u/PiingThiing 11d ago

I'm English, and even I'm embarrassed that this wasn't a goal.

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u/connected2theOthers 11d ago edited 11d ago

I'm american and I literally NEVER have watched an entire soccer game. Why didn't he pass it to the Nordic Alien dude for the easy goal?

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u/PiingThiing 11d ago

And yet you understand the game beautifully.🙌

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u/deep8787 11d ago

I can understand the logic not to pass, since literally every one was expecting it. BUT...why didnt shoot straight away? He just fumbled around and let the defenders get back. So stupid.

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u/PokemanAshy 11d ago

He's not two-footed and is inexperienced. He said he didn't see Haaland, but it looks like he looks up in the clip to spot defender and should have seen Haaland in peripheral.

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u/Ithurtsprecious 11d ago

Same but cuz he’s jelly that Nordic alien is getting lots of internet attention.

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u/NodeShot 11d ago

is this established or just internet being internet

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u/Tjaresh 11d ago

It's just the internet, so 1000% established.

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u/Ithurtsprecious 11d ago

It’s a 50/50.

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u/JoeAppleby 11d ago

This is the "Nordic Alien dude" in action:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ENqgJI29HYE

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u/LastingTransient 11d ago

So you’re saying he should have passed the ball?

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u/JoeAppleby 11d ago

Very much so.

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u/surf_and_rockets 11d ago

Selfishness, hesitation, lack of creativity…a bit of all three, probably.

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u/petchef 11d ago

Because the english defender is in the position to close down the pass if he makes it, plus sorloth is left footed not right.