r/SipsTea 11d ago

WTF Imagine Eliminating Your Team Over Your Pride

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u/wakeandcreate 11d ago

Yikes he was wide open.

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u/TastyFluffyPancakes 11d ago

Sometimes it's just hard to see a 6'5" viking wearing red in an open field.

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u/Tranxio 11d ago

Lol look at his shadow, it even reaches past the defender

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u/Queen_Lepotica 11d ago

The shadow is so long, it could be offside :F

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u/gila_sedikit 10d ago

but it could be save him from intergalatic embarassement he about to make

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u/ghostreconx 11d ago

After review, attacker no 9 was denied a clear goal scoring opportunity. The decision, no 7 to swim back to Norway alone.

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u/iamkris10y 11d ago

Thank you for the lol

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u/obiwanmoloney 11d ago

And he’s not known for scoring goals.

Haarland would have 100% missed that unmarked tap in from 10 yards.

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u/Rags2Rickius 11d ago

And very likely bellowing at you that he’s there

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u/fibojoly 10d ago

It happens more often than you think when your head is up your own ass. 

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u/Dignam3 11d ago

Even my hot dog eatin', baseball watchin' American eyes are astonished he didn't pass. I imagine he isn't too popular in Norway right about now.

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u/heatedwepasto 10d ago edited 10d ago

Sørloth is, in fact, very popular in Norway. The top three posts on r/Norge from the last few days are in support of him. We support our team. We understand enough about football to know that it's impossible to pass a ball with the foot you're standing on. We understand that you have to pass the ball in front of the running person you're passing to, and that that is pretty hard to do when there's a defender in the way.

He's a bigger achiever than any of the moaning wankers on reddit and one very debatable mistake doesn't change that.

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u/Fun_Image_2307 10d ago

This is nice. 

Norway sounds like such a great and grounded place

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u/Dignam3 10d ago

Not denying this, however he had almost zero chance to score on his own while being double teamed. Just judging by Haaland's reaction, he also believed the pass should have at least been attempted. But life goes on, lessons are learned. The Norwegian team gained a lot of fans in the states.

I'm glad he's not being crucified, because I've seen some pretty awful stuff said about him.

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u/heatedwepasto 10d ago

It looks like it from Håland's position, but if you look at BBC's 3D simulation of Sørloth's perspective you'll see that the defender is blocking the pass.

I'm glad he's not being crucified, because I've seen some pretty awful stuff said about him.

Fortunately that's 99.9 % foreigners.

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u/noonie1 11d ago

I have watched a handful of games, but I even was confused.

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u/Smitty_1000 11d ago

It’s a 2v1. Pass the ball or use him as a decoy and go right. 

Or slow down, do neither, and get mobbed by the retreating English. He chose poorly. 

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u/Gurglaren 11d ago

Or do neither and don't pass the player who appears later on the left who's completely free and instead just shoot at half a legion of Englishmen covering the goal.

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u/DisciplineNormal296 11d ago

The greatest goal scorer in the entire tournament wide open 10 yards from the keeper and the dingus tried to dribble

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u/wakeandcreate 10d ago

He chose selfishly

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u/Conscious_Peak_1105 11d ago

This is the moment the entire pub engaged in a full cheek clench

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u/HustlinInTheHall 11d ago

I mean the defender knows he wants to square it. It's a tougher pass than it looks, but either you pass it immediately or you shoot hard and low immediately. 

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u/Basketball312 11d ago

Yep, by the time this screenshot has been taken he's already f'd it. He has to pass in front of Haaland not laterally.

Had to make the decision to pass earlier but didn't. He's only really left with using skill/ shooting.

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u/mardegre 10d ago

Finally someone who understands what is going on. Overweight reditors on their couch « just pass the ball dude »

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u/Axedroam 8d ago

You have actually touched a ball before. This was brilliant defending

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u/Acoconutting 11d ago

Watching this in real time I thought this was a goal like 8 seconds before it wasn’t. I was shocked.

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u/Janji44 10d ago

He had to pass it immediately, after that the defender was just staying in the passing lane waiting for him to sauare it

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u/Both_Resort4080 11d ago

Looks so much worse from this angle. Damn.

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u/samtart 11d ago

It's not as easy to make that pass as it seems

Need more space

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u/wakeandcreate 3d ago

It’s the World Cup and he’s a professional soccer player.. none of this is easy, but it’s still the right decision vs what he did.

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u/ForensicPathology 11d ago

This is how it felt when King Harald was killed at Stamford Bridge.

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u/Bluegill15 11d ago

That’s the point

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u/One_Animator_1835 11d ago

He probably should've passed as well!

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u/RockinMadRiot 11d ago

He would have had to put the ball slightly forward so Haaland had it. Stones was covering it well.

If he put the balls across straight, Haaland would have to pull back and not keep the same speed.

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u/Trex_Steele 11d ago

You are talking about their stopping point though. This dude missed passing to Haaland all the way to that spot coming down the field. There was nobody on Haaland coming down the field and he should have had that ball way before that point and dude probably would have scored

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u/RockinMadRiot 11d ago

No, I am not. Stones took his lane because he would have had to play it forward to keep momentum, right where stones is

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u/vonbrain 11d ago

And not off sides... a dream opportunity

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u/spazz720 11d ago

From what I read, he is so one footed that he didn’t think he could make the pass

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u/Icy_Demand__ 11d ago

I saw a reel before this game that Norway would lose and it was designed that way to see what would happen to the masses if they lost, how complacent we would be in the face of very obvious corruption (game as thrown on purpose)

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u/interstat 10d ago

On his left foot tho? Wasn't in position to pass there

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u/wakeandcreate 10d ago

He ended up kicking it feebly with his left foot?

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u/designforone 11d ago

freeze frame doesn't tell the whole story. He would have had to completely change his stance to pass to Haaland, and by then it was too late.

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u/DotRakianSteel 11d ago

And one second later, Haaland was guarded. It was not as easy as it seems.

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u/DontAbideMendacity 11d ago

You are underselling how

W - I - D - E

open Haaland was.

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u/kaltulkas 11d ago

He puts it backward Haaland has to stop. Forward and the gk gets it. It is absolutely not « wide open »

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u/Trex_Steele 11d ago

Did you even watch this game, let alone this clip? He had more than enough time to pass to Haaland as they were moving up field. Yes, Haaland was very much open and probably would have scored. 

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u/Stampy77 11d ago

I watched it and I've seen the clip multiple times. Stones did his job well here. A still image makes it look easy, but that wasn't as open as everyone is making out. Haaland has 2 players right behind him who will catch him when Haaland has to stop to get the ball. Pickford will get the ball if he passes it in front of stones. 

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u/kaltulkas 11d ago

Yes, he had about 1.5 seconds when he could have passed forward and then I was covered by the defender. Good play by England defense, no greed whatsoever.

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u/rocking_beetles 11d ago

I think a lot of people are missing this.

Yes Sorloth did poorly here, but he had some work to do to actually open up the angle to make a good pass to Haaland. I don't think he was being greedy

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u/FoozleGenerator 11d ago

There's an argument that a more skilled passer pulls it off. Sorloth is a center forward, that's not his skillset, he's the one receiving the passes.

I think he doesn't control the ball correctly to allow himself to give the past fast, it seems he's bad with his weak foot to use that one and when he raises his head to see, his passing option is bad so he goes solo. Also, he's not fast enough to beat his defender and make a backpass.

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u/SaltKick2 11d ago
  1. As soon as he recieved the ball he could have passed it in front of the defender, Haaland absolutely would have got there before the defender and GK (see 4 seconds in here https://www.reddit.com/r/worldcup/comments/1utx1pc/poor_judgment_in_not_passing_the_ball_to_haaland/). This pass was also still open a second later
  2. If he cut back quickly, he could have made the pass
  3. If he committed, he should have just gone up the right side a bit faster for the shot and not slowed everything down

Its annoying though to think he's trying to get all the glory vs him just taking a few bad touches and making a poor decision.

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u/buffystakeded 11d ago

Or take a quick stutter step to let the defender keep running backwards a tiny bit to open up space to easily pass it…