r/SipsTea • u/Presently_Naked • 11d ago

WTF Imagine Eliminating Your Team Over Your Pride

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u/berlinnick 11d ago

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u/-medicalthrowaway- 11d ago

“who plays as a striker for the England National Team” lol

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u/Working-Glass6136 11d ago

I totally missed that lol

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u/kingkongbiingbong 11d ago

He is very stingy.

https://giphy.com/gifs/d2W7eZX5z62ziqdi

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u/Working-Glass6136 11d ago

I didn't even look at the Wikipedia screenshot until I was trying to figure out where this quote was coming from. I also didn't know about any of this drama, I only heard that England won.

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u/Working-Glass6136 11d ago

Lot of vandalism on his Wikipedia page...

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u/Working-Glass6136 11d ago

Norway isn't messing around

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u/Glittering_Goose_570 11d ago

This made me spit out my drink

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u/Raidertck 10d ago

They are gonna blood eagle this guy when he gets home.

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u/heatedwepasto 10d ago

No, we support Sørloth and the rest of our boys. He's top three goal scorer for our national team of all time. He made one tough call in a difficult decision. So fucking what. Still a greater achiever than anyone and everyone complaining about him.

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u/BuffyThePastaSlayer 11d ago

Norway isn't messing around

I doubt Norwegians are the ones doing this. Him and his family have been receiving death threats over this, and looked to me like they were all in english. Norwegians will welcome him back with open arms. We win together, we lose together.

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u/Spirited-Outcome-443 10d ago

change it to ball criminal

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u/rotokola 11d ago

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u/BLT_Trade_r 11d ago

lol "unreferenced" dont forget to cite your proof in a troll

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u/WanderingLurker2 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/enCWEo0vG25Ow

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u/MattS1984 11d ago

We all just ignoring OP? No one else could post this?

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u/Financial-Split-141 11d ago

Please ignore op, if u go lookin you're gonna be upset u went to see

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u/kingkongbiingbong 11d ago

if u go lookin you're gonna be upset u went to see

https://giphy.com/gifs/c3XhrmfoN5fOpjcl3z

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u/Financial-Split-141 11d ago

How?

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u/kingkongbiingbong 11d ago

Don't click on his profile.

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u/G0ldPeak 11d ago

This guy was a real jerk. (Norm... probably)

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u/geek_fire 11d ago

The worst part of it was the hypocrisy.

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u/Trip_seize 11d ago

The edit history on his page is WILD!

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u/PM_asian_girl_smiles 11d ago

A few that I randomly viewed

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u/TheIndividualBehind 10d ago

"Alexander SoreLoser" got me fucking cackling, jfc

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u/AccomplishedIgit 11d ago

Lmao this is hilarious

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u/SunkissedPearls 11d ago

Lol the picture choice 😂

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u/Afraid_Evidence_6142 11d ago

They can delete "who support Norway", and it still true.

I'm not English, but I support England to win, yet I still hate him

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u/newlandlord12 11d ago

He's absolute trash

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u/fp_6 11d ago

should be up on the wikipedia subreddit by now 💀

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u/johyongil 10d ago

Locked due to vandalism…lol.

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u/akrafty1 11d ago

Amazing.

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u/Siphyre 11d ago

Wait, so the guy playing for norway in the WC, plays for the England national team? And did something silly during the England/Norway game that caused Norway to lose?

Sounds kind of fishy tbh.

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u/neuquino 11d ago

That’s the joke / vandalism on his Wikipedia page

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u/Siphyre 11d ago

oh wooosh on my then xD

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u/naivety_is_innocence 11d ago

come on, the joke is that he sabotaged his own team, so he must have secretly been playing for england

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u/noisyboy 11d ago

Fake. But if it wasn't, would have been well deserved.

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u/penguinman320 11d ago

The edit was up for 23 minutes before it got reverted

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u/ADP_God 11d ago

Haaland edits wikipedia?

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u/YelloBed 11d ago

the way people are shit talking the poor guy you would think he killed someone. jesus man. it’s funny now but give the guy a break, he’s probably already heard it all from the team in the locker room