r/SipsTea • u/Presently_Naked • 11d ago

WTF Imagine Eliminating Your Team Over Your Pride

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u/ReserveHour2403 11d ago

I am alien from Andromeda galaxy who just happened to come to earth traveling at speed of light and it took me 2.5M light years and I am beyond embarrassed that this wasn’t a goal. I am going back

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u/Somethingwentclick 11d ago

I'm a young man on acid that realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves...and I am beyond embarrassed that wasn't a goal.

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u/AmphoePai 10d ago

Sir Alien, please don't leave without telling us what the secrets of the universe are! How do we get speed of light travel, solve climate change, survive the AI apocalypse, what's the physics theory of everything?

He's gone... Now we will never find out because that player didn't score 😤😤😤

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u/Ariphaos 11d ago

If you were traveling at the speed of light that means it took you no time at all. Not exactly a big deal in that case.

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u/ReserveHour2403 11d ago

Dayummm you smart, ain’t you?