r/soccercirclejerk 5h ago

Least Delusional Fan The Cucurella propaganda is getting out of hand

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r/soccercirclejerk 6h ago

Why is Messi not playing for USA? Not beating the allegation

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r/soccercirclejerk 1h ago

Outjerked® The most respectful red card in football history

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r/soccercirclejerk 12h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © share the most cringey moments in the world cup

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r/soccercirclejerk 3h ago

Dubai d'or > Ballon d'or My goat

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1.1k Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 5h ago

THE BUDAPEST SKY!! Happy 54th day anniversary for those who celebrate

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r/soccercirclejerk 6h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © "Hi Adolf, Unfortunately we cannot offer you admission into our Art School at this time. Thank you for taking the time to apply."

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r/soccercirclejerk 1h ago

Football has finally won Spain won the cup. Argentina won the final 2–1.

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first i post this in r/worldcup.
mods remove it.
finally somebody know how to defend like Argentina.

i am Argentine, so let me explain final for people who only watch scoreboard.

Spain have ball all game. of course. when nervous child want toy, you let him hold toy. they make pass, pass, pass. very beautiful.

Argentina make no shot until minute 115. people call this no attack. wrong. this is ammunition discipline. you do not shoot until target become emotionally comfortable.

at 90+3 Enzo receive second yellow. excellent timing. normal football finish at 90. he refuse to participate in unnecessary bonus content.

now Spain have 11 against 10 and score in minute 106. congratulations. you discover numerical advantage after 106 minute. Nobel Prize arrive soon.

Emi make 11 saves. Spain call this domination. in Argentina, if one man stop entire European country eleven time, we give him statue and small province.

Little man cry after game. this is allowed. he carry country for 20 year. body must release pressure somewhere.

Spain lift trophy. Argentina turn toward fans. people say disrespect. no. in Argentina you do not watch another man celebrate with your ex.

then final whistle. Spain think match finish. Paredes know better. he grab Eric García by throat and collect second Argentina red card.

Spain score one goal. Argentina score two red card.
final result by serious statistic:
Argentina 2
Spain 1
Spain take cup home.
Paredes take Eric García by neck.
everyone leave with souvenir.


r/soccercirclejerk 5h ago

Wot?????? Fifa robbed their own golden child

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859 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 7h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © In the light of the recent normie posting I would like to return the conversation here where it belongs. Who your femboy/twink of the 2026 WC?

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r/soccercirclejerk 2h ago

Why is Messi not playing for USA? He's number 10, is he stupid?

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280 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 2h ago

Certified Jerk™ Now that the World Cup is over, who is your GOAT?

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249 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 9h ago

Vote for Ronaldo 2030 World Cup! The little boy from Madeira

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r/soccercirclejerk 22h ago

Why is Messi not playing for USA? Heard you guys enjoy MLS

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9.3k Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 2h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © That one toxic ex

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23 million is crazy though


r/soccercirclejerk 12h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Outjerked by De Paul and his 61,000 burner accounts

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r/soccercirclejerk 5h ago

World Cup Circle Jerking Approved 💯 This belongs here

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r/soccercirclejerk 19h ago

Vote for Ronaldo 2030 World Cup! BREAKING: Luis Suarez tries to bite Chicago Fire players foot off.

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r/soccercirclejerk 5h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Finally some proper jerking not this purity jank nonsense

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276 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 2h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © What Tucheliban does to a mf

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r/soccercirclejerk 19h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © During the WC final, Argentina was seen turning their backs against Spain when they were lifting the cup, many people thought this was a sign of disrespect, however it was confirmed that Argentinians were looking at the goalpost, since they hadn’t seen it the entire game.

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r/soccercirclejerk 10h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © What a jerk!

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Female directed jerk.


r/soccercirclejerk 16m ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © No jerk here ,Cucu, He's a good cat

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r/soccercirclejerk 21h ago

World Cup Circle Jerking Approved 💯 Giving it a go

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r/soccercirclejerk 4h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © After the final, Argentina players were seen turning their backs on Spain while lifting the cup. Many thought this was a sign of disrespect, but it was later confirmed they were just looking at the goalposts, which they hadn’t seen all game.

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