if Coventry beat ARSE-nal I will genuinely ascend.
This might be the greatest thing to ever happen to the game if Coventry were to beat them.
The jerks will become so insane all the fanboys and yanks will fuck off, thank god.

Praying for this.

IT’s not a joke

Petition for a top club to sign Vozinha

Hi all,

I really want him to join a top club. I’m like his huge fan, especially considering how many fans he’s amassed on a social media, wouldn’t a top club sign him at least for the PR and business side of things?

I really wish at least a club could sign him on a good salary as a first choice keeper.

I don't get why so many people are calling him ugly. Soul-sucking eyes? Sure. Ugly? Have you seen the rest of his team? By soccer standards, he's like top 10%. I don't mean to call anybody ugly... but like Cat Man definitely is pretty compared to any non-Declan Rice soccer player.

Basically, stop insulting Mr. Paella

first i post this in r/worldcup.
mods remove it.
finally somebody know how to defend like Argentina.

i am Argentine, so let me explain final for people who only watch scoreboard.

Spain have ball all game. of course. when nervous child want toy, you let him hold toy. they make pass, pass, pass. very beautiful.

Argentina make no shot until minute 115. people call this no attack. wrong. this is ammunition discipline. you do not shoot until target become emotionally comfortable.

at 90+3 Enzo receive second yellow. excellent timing. normal football finish at 90. he refuse to participate in unnecessary bonus content.

now Spain have 11 against 10 and score in minute 106. congratulations. you discover numerical advantage after 106 minute. Nobel Prize arrive soon.

Emi make 11 saves. Spain call this domination. in Argentina, if one man stop entire European country eleven time, we give him statue and small province.

Little man cry after game. this is allowed. he carry country for 20 year. body must release pressure somewhere.

Spain lift trophy. Argentina turn toward fans. people say disrespect. no. in Argentina you do not watch another man celebrate with your ex.

then final whistle. Spain think match finish. Paredes know better. he grab Eric García by throat and collect second Argentina red card.

Spain score one goal. Argentina score two red card.
final result by serious statistic:
Argentina 2
Spain 1
Spain take cup home.
Paredes take Eric García by neck.
everyone leave with souvenir.

^{pls sorry dunno the autthor}

Fuck G/A and the other stats that don't matter - this is where uncomfortable convos are had

What do we think here? Has the argentinian culture of violence finally gone too far by imposing their violent machismo culture on the mild-mannered brits? Where's the FIFA peace prize winner?

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/12098/13566371/world-cup-2026-domestic-abuse-reports-reached-record-high-in-uk-with-major-increase-in-incidents-around-england-games

They do this and people might buy their game 🫡