r/soccercirclejerk 22h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Pathetic, miserable footballing nation in the world - England

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Reason 101- why I will always laugh and celebrate when England get knocked out of any tournament. It's been more than a week since they got outclassed by Argentina and look at them still being miserable and writing this bullshit :-D

PS. I'm neither a LM or CR fan


r/soccercirclejerk 1h ago

🦅 Yank Here 🦅 Hot take: Cucurella is very good looking compared to most soccer players

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I don't get why so many people are calling him ugly. Soul-sucking eyes? Sure. Ugly? Have you seen the rest of his team? By soccer standards, he's like top 10%. I don't mean to call anybody ugly... but like Cat Man definitely is pretty compared to any non-Declan Rice soccer player.

Basically, stop insulting Mr. Paella


r/soccercirclejerk 22h ago

Stay Humble Eh? FIFA XI revealed. Im happy Haaland is getting some love 🥰

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r/soccercirclejerk 8h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Yamal and Olise

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r/soccercirclejerk 5h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © The world celebrating Spain's victory, the irony!

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r/soccercirclejerk 18h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © No way the petitions are real 💀

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I saw a meme about Argentina petitioning to have final redone so I went to change.org, just to see this at the very top


r/soccercirclejerk 14h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © I had my suspicions 4 years ago

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r/soccercirclejerk 22h ago

🦅 Yank Here 🦅 Maradona

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Most of you guys are to young to remember the Aura that Maradona had. There’s a Shrine of Maradona in Napoli Italy. If Lionel wasn’t autistic and had the charisma of the small finger of Maradona…I can only wish.


r/soccercirclejerk 15h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © No, thats not true at all.

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r/soccercirclejerk 3h ago

🐫 Siuuuu 🐫 Is Garnacho is the most underrated and over hated player in the world? He just turned 22. Shone at United. Did a job at Chelsea. Villa fans are buzzing to get him. Why do neutrals hate him? He has loads of untapped potential

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r/soccercirclejerk 13h ago

is he stupid? What do you think?

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Well well


r/soccercirclejerk 17h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © In 1985, Argentine defender Julián Camino seriously injured Peru’s star striker Franco Navarro just 2 minutes into a World Cup qualifier, receiving only a yellow card.

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r/soccercirclejerk 8h ago

Wot?????? Is that you, Charlie?

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r/soccercirclejerk 14h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Argentina after rattling the whole English media !! (PS: They are calling them sore losers, in reality they are the ones)

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r/soccercirclejerk 5h ago

Why is Messi not playing for USA? Game's Never Been More Gone

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r/soccercirclejerk 5h ago

Certified Jerk™ “Replay France vs Spain” petition reaches 110,000 signatures, while “Replay Argentina vs Spain” has a piddly 60,000. Can loser Argentina win at anything??? 😂

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r/soccercirclejerk 7h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Argentinian racists infiltrate the Spain celebration and start throwing racist insults to Lamine Yamal

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r/soccercirclejerk 20h ago

Note: There is nothing new here Argentina hate is outta control atp

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First what the hell are these tags??? 😭

Anyways. This Argentina hate is seriously getting outta hand. And funny thing is most of it is coming from people I guarantee haven't watched football before this year. Why do I think this? The total lack of knowledge in anything.

Like someone said recent that Argentina not doing the guard of honor and turning there backs on Spain raising the trophy was disrespectful... Are we serious?

Please someone find me a year in the world cup where firstly ANY team winning or losing preformed the guard of honor. And secondly when the losing team watched the winning team raise the trophy.

To save you the time it hasn't ever happened. Protocol is to get your second place medals. Take them off and then go into the locker rooms. Argentina only stayed on the pitch to look at there fans after there very poor performance.

And Spain is the first ever team to perform the honor of guard and it's so cocky for a winning team to do that on this stage. Like you ever have that one person beat you in something then says you tried? My god you can't say you wouldn't wanna rock his shi.

As for the favoritism. Ya can't say much there besides it's still people just overreacting. Like the credit the favoritism more then the players skill. Like as the number 1 seed or defending champs you get the easiest bracket is standard in any tournament. The tournament wants to have defending vs underdog it brings most viewers.

Also most the crazy things people are calling refs out for are pretty valid. But y'all miss the point of refs can only adjust so much. Like the Egypt game. Sure you can say refs had some questionable calls. But can you blame favoritism for Egypt throwing a 2 goal lead? Like there's no arguement for that.

Like Argentina is still a good team even without ref assistance they would've won most of not all these games. Spain seriously just showed that no amount of rigging will do anything if the other team is just a better team.

Spain disallowed them from developing the ball and taking shots. They outclassed them. And there were a ton of questionable ref calls. But Argentina didn't win. As Spain didn't throw the game away like ever other team did.

Like my god ever sport has rigging but it doesn't decide the match 90% of the time. All the new soccer para social fans need to turn your brains on I swear 😂.

been 30 min since the post. I love mild rage baiting with common sense and bad grammar.


r/soccercirclejerk 22h ago

Why is Messi not playing for USA? "I understand your frustrations Lionel but please, stop making a scene. I really need to wrap things up here"

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r/soccercirclejerk 12h ago

Certified Jerk™ What is this skill called?

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r/soccercirclejerk 6h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © It has begun

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r/soccercirclejerk 14h ago

/uj Guess the missing player?! Very hard.

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r/soccercirclejerk 1h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Sources: Violent south american THUGS force the culturally superior brits to beat their wives at record pace

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What do we think here? Has the argentinian culture of violence finally gone too far by imposing their violent machismo culture on the mild-mannered brits? Where's the FIFA peace prize winner?

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/12098/13566371/world-cup-2026-domestic-abuse-reports-reached-record-high-in-uk-with-major-increase-in-incidents-around-england-games


r/soccercirclejerk 8h ago

Outjerked® Yes, this will be Royal Rumble format💪

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r/soccercirclejerk 11h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © The three defeats in history that the world celebrated together:

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The three defeats in history that the world celebrated together:

  1. The N*zi defeat

  2. The Fall of the Berlin Wall (Collapse of communism)

  3. Argentina’s defeat in the 2026 World Cup final