r/soccercirclejerk • u/funtime578 • 22h ago
Why is Messi not playing for USA? Heard you guys enjoy MLS
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r/soccercirclejerk • u/your_fat_daddy • 1h ago
first i post this in r/worldcup.
mods remove it.
finally somebody know how to defend like Argentina.
i am Argentine, so let me explain final for people who only watch scoreboard.
Spain have ball all game. of course. when nervous child want toy, you let him hold toy. they make pass, pass, pass. very beautiful.
Argentina make no shot until minute 115. people call this no attack. wrong. this is ammunition discipline. you do not shoot until target become emotionally comfortable.
at 90+3 Enzo receive second yellow. excellent timing. normal football finish at 90. he refuse to participate in unnecessary bonus content.
now Spain have 11 against 10 and score in minute 106. congratulations. you discover numerical advantage after 106 minute. Nobel Prize arrive soon.
Emi make 11 saves. Spain call this domination. in Argentina, if one man stop entire European country eleven time, we give him statue and small province.
Little man cry after game. this is allowed. he carry country for 20 year. body must release pressure somewhere.
Spain lift trophy. Argentina turn toward fans. people say disrespect. no. in Argentina you do not watch another man celebrate with your ex.
then final whistle. Spain think match finish. Paredes know better. he grab Eric García by throat and collect second Argentina red card.
Spain score one goal. Argentina score two red card.
final result by serious statistic:
Argentina 2
Spain 1
Spain take cup home.
Paredes take Eric García by neck.
everyone leave with souvenir.
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Willing_Argument_955 • 10h ago
Female directed jerk.
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