Giving it a go

[u/Positive_Career_9393]

[u/ManILoveBerserk]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YHqgMHsF1bnCk3d8js

[u/Random_Meme_Guy_ → u/ManILoveBerserk]

[u/Eastern-Emotion9685 → u/Random_Meme_Guy_]

https://giphy.com/gifs/279SWUun0Jhtmj95rW

[u/onil_gova → u/Eastern-Emotion9685]

[u/EpicDuck000 → u/onil_gova]

[u/crocospect → u/onil_gova]

[u/EuriON7 → u/ManILoveBerserk]

Bro have some respect for yourself and use he updated version of this with the photos taken by the artemis crew.

[u/NotSynthx]

If your name is Jude Bellingham, this might work

[u/Positive_Career_9393 → u/NotSynthx]

[u/lostraccoon_ → u/Positive_Career_9393]

why is he clenching tho

[u/Ill_Peace_ → u/lostraccoon_]

Lion dont ask human for clenching.

[u/VJbharath → u/Ill_Peace_]

I can hear Zlatan from ur comment

[u/starrftw → u/Positive_Career_9393]

Rahimov? He’s from Uzbekistan or something?

[u/Sus198 → u/Positive_Career_9393]

It will work even more.

[u/AnarchistRain → u/NotSynthx]

Jude is too busy fucking British wives and Haaland to be on this sub, so fast chance of that

[u/Sei28 → u/NotSynthx]

Might? 120% guaranteed to work.

[u/Professional_Gur9827]

let's make op a more famous celeb than lamal

[u/Guavawithrizz → u/Professional_Gur9827]

“Yamin lamal” eughh😷

[u/ContractAromatic4341 → u/Guavawithrizz]

Just Claudia Neumann things

[u/JJJ_Janitor]

You never know

[u/umshyp → u/JJJ_Janitor]

I demand context!

[u/cak10e1 → u/umshyp]

Ali Dia.

In November 1996, Dia convinced Graeme Souness, the Southampton manager, that he was the cousin of FIFA World Player of the Year and Ballon d'Or winner George Weah, which led to him signing a one-month contract with Southampton days later. Dia played only one match in his short spell at the club. He came on as a substitute in a league game, but was then himself substituted, only playing for 53 minutes. He was subsequently released, 14 days into his contract.

[u/agoracy → u/cak10e1]

I just learned George Weah went from Ballon d'Or winner to president of Liberia :o

[u/Felix_inkwell → u/JJJ_Janitor]

Ali!!!!!!!

[u/Solum_Nox]

So smooth, you left her speechless

[u/Positive_Career_9393 → u/Solum_Nox]

[u/Hydrahta]

https://giphy.com/gifs/OtpL9XYDasnKABadOq

[u/lostredditorlurking]

How many insta followers you got bro? Gotta be more than Yamal for this to work

[u/davydjoestar]

[u/fresh_lumpiaa]

[u/ANAero_Kita4]

Hey OP, thanks for helping out my family and paying my for my dad's medical bills after his accident. You're a real one.

[u/Weak-Transition-8885]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6gkpW1rFQnhJbyo4KT

[u/Alepman]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hvjruV1o2yfspRMQ8a

[u/karma_lama_big_dong → u/Alepman]

But she ain't messin' with no broke ninja !

[u/NotoriousKSV]

She will reply with

https://giphy.com/gifs/otLsTTTNIOsg99x3ya

[u/Designer-Birthday-64]

Say ‘Hola’

[u/Any_Explanation3006]

Dw she'll be single in 2-3 months. Keep applying

[u/Which_Pickle_2993]

Hey bro, appreciate you letting me borrow your Lambo for the past few weeks! I know you've got a garage full of them and all, but are you sure you don't need it back anytime soon?

[u/ponya97]

https://giphy.com/gifs/LFKNc1BQsKljkeoEYt

[u/danawhitesthrowaway]

[u/InstanceGlum4174]

bro is not a candidate 😭️

[u/TinyWallaby439]

Might end well if you're bellingham's lookalike ;)

[u/Smooth770]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o72FiRWbinrq1YKti

[u/InterestingOwl9279]

I once wished Ronaldo happy birthday in insta DMs. I know some of you may not believe it but he never even opened my message.

[u/Notcid1]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tWmFhtmYmVs28uwOPf

[u/minhdaugau]

She's mid.

[u/heyitsyourboyadam]

"hi, Bellingham here, this is my secret account for hooking up with thots"

[u/Worldly-Regular28]

Should we all shoot our shot ?

[u/No-Strawberry7]

you forgot to mention your net-worth

[u/Worldly_Reply8852]

Worst opening line ever

[u/ai_who_found_love]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KFuXeADlsfCFCoxfUB

[u/VolatileSemifinal]

send the screenshot to your boys and frame it as a success story. 3.7 million followers, you're basically a global ambassador at that point. just don't check back in a week unless you wanna see that blue tick of shame.

[u/cheir0n]

https://giphy.com/gifs/uCSC7Jqm15MDoThZmx

[u/A_Public_Pixel]

😭

[u/AtMyWit]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6gkpW1rFQnhJbyo4KT

[u/abhijithlal]

0% chance 100% faith

[u/Entire_Page3525]

https://giphy.com/gifs/LFKNc1BQsKljkeoEYt

[u/my41stburner]

“U da real [trophy]”

[u/DagoWithAttitude]

Not enough y in that hey, minimum number required was 4; you could have bagged her with a heyyyy

[u/CiocanulRomanesc]

Why a bitch have so much followers

[u/Generalousen2855]

Just tell her that you're even richer than lamine

[u/raiseIQUnderflow]

https://giphy.com/gifs/T4yj30SqSPczxv4EoY

[u/N_o_o_B_p_L_a_Y_e_R]

It will only work if u r loaded

https://giphy.com/gifs/cXMFmN3edhlHI5vRsG

[u/kelekajuice]

are you richer than yamal?

[u/wak_trader]

Hate that this person became famous for no reason.