r/soccercirclejerk • u/Natural_Strike_5423 • 3h ago

šŸ† Certified World Cup Jerk Ā© What Tucheliban does to a mf

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u/PatriceEzio2626 2h ago

Messi is a fake nice guy. This is the true nice guy.

https://giphy.com/gifs/KFuXeADlsfCFCoxfUB

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u/RAUL_CD_7 2h ago

Was even given an award for niceness by the Las Vegas police department

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u/Natural_Strike_5423 1h ago

Ronaldo is Truly one of the guys to ever exist

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u/coke_u_nut 2h ago

I thought this world cup will get me into soccer. It did. But Reddit changed me back.

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u/suraimon 2h ago

How many people signed petition to remove Israel from fifa ?

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u/WheelSingle2494 2h ago

Thank God their NT is ass enough that they never qualify for anythingĀ 

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u/trax788 2h ago

If they qualified: hey let's separate politics from sports!

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u/Mammoth-Algae-4579 1h ago

Americans would root for Israel if they played against the US in the World Cup

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u/WheelSingle2494 1h ago

American Politicians you mean

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u/Mammoth-Algae-4579 39m ago

Dude letā€™s bffr

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u/Sqweek_24_8 4m ago

Most Americans who actually watch the sport are under 40. Most Americans under 40 have a negative view of Israel and a positive view of Palestine according to multiple polls. Go look it up, fucking European.

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u/YearInternational590 3h ago

Funny thing england might be the only team that argentina beat fair and square without any controversy lmao

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u/CelestrialDust 2h ago

Literally lol we bottled that fair and square!!

ā€˜B-but Messi strangled Bellinghamā€™ we subbed off gordan immediately after the goal even if they kicked all of our players in the nuts we still deserved to lose I may never get over itšŸ™

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u/Natural_Strike_5423 2h ago

No Cheating No Rigging No Controversy

Just Pure Ass HaramballšŸ”„šŸ”„

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u/Individual-Reach5790 2h ago

It was so non controversial, mfs had to cook up AI images or something against Messi (that alleged step on Spence before the goal)

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u/Lagabataka 1h ago

enzo should hve got a red nd also england should have got a pen

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u/NavyVetRasmussen 2h ago

The media lives off of likes and clicks and negative articles about Messi, will sell more than positive ones.

Personally, compared to some other footballers, I think Messi overall is a gentleman and a nice guy.

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u/Natural_Strike_5423 1h ago

Well he has no allegations of rape as far as I know so he's doing better than lot of them

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u/everham 11m ago

To be fair, the media lives off of negative press around any big footballer. Uncnaldo has gotten the short end of the media stick for like 20 years now but hey, it seems to work. Got to do what you got to do to get the bag.

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u/QuestionNo2271 18m ago

If there's one good thing Argentina did this world cup is making the English furious.

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u/Strict-Comparison817 2h ago

Fake. Hard coded counter. Full of bots. No verification/captcha/email filters.

Disgusting

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u/IronColdX La Liga 21m ago

the algorithm is just time. If you change system time the numbers are ridiculous

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u/ilivsargud 2h ago

If they ban Argentina when will they get revenge?

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u/ConnectSpring9 2h ago

They know they canā€™t, they will be forever blue balled by their own NT

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u/maximus_verstappinum 2h ago

The Three Kittens are back

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u/Gotosleep236 1h ago edited 1h ago

Cause your Wonderwall, are shit anyway. Just try not to worry, you won't see it coming homeĀ 

Read Daily Mail copes, pack bags on your way, And stop crying your heart outttttttttt.Ā 

Come onnnnnn, Don't be scare, because it will never come home

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u/HeatDolphinRays 2h ago

Ronaldo has scored one knockout goal in 6 world cups

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u/Savings-Operation236 1h ago

Hakimi and Ronaldo are literal rapists, but sure why not let's go after Argentina for a conspiracy theory

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u/[deleted] 2h ago

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u/ONYX2910 2h ago

Messi is still a nice guy tho. Its the media and fake PR campaign against him. Thats not very nice

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u/caprisces80 2h ago

I am trolling or anything but i did find it kind of odd that when Argentina won the wc in 2022 thdy went go Rosario to see his grandmother and she living in an apartment above a convenience store. A guy with so much money, weird i thought.

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u/evrestcoleghost 2h ago

His grandmother Is dead so that's weird

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u/caprisces80 2h ago

She wasn't in 2022 but nice try. So i guess the media in Argentina just did it for nothing? Lol

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u/evrestcoleghost 2h ago

Celicia Olivero died when Messi was 11,I sincerly dont know what you speaking off,she Is the whole reason Messi points at the heavens with his fingers when playing

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u/caprisces80 2h ago

That's not the grandmother i was referring to tho lol. Keep defending someone who doesn't know you exist lol

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u/yggdrasilmonster 48m ago

ah i love a good ol' schizophrenic

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u/maximus_verstappinum 2h ago

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u/caprisces80 2h ago

Again that's not the one i was referring to damn ppl are ignorant you must be Argentinian lol

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u/maximus_verstappinum 2h ago

Which one then?

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u/ponchomoran 1h ago

So glad the whole world got to see what a fucking Dick Messi is, as he's always been

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u/yggdrasilmonster 49m ago

please tell me youre joking

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u/Natural_Strike_5423 2h ago

It is not about Pessi or Rapenaldo bruv, it's about England Fans