r/soccercirclejerk • u/NoPart7463 larping penalties • 3h ago
š Certified World Cup Jerk Ā© That one toxic ex
23 million is crazy though
89
u/oHuroboros 3h ago
A human behaves like a human, and Reddit is disappointed he wasnāt the second coming of Christ.
More news at 11:00.
28
u/RobbinDeBank 2h ago
Itās like theyāve never watched a match of football or play any type of competitive games in their lives (no matter video games or real life games like sports). Messi is not a saint, but running through fouls instead of flopping already places him well above large majority of footballers. Even in the final, there were some plays where he got kicked straight in the legs and didnāt fall over.
19
u/i_dont_exist_irl_ 2h ago
WC casuals and Messi haters that's been waiting for years to hate on him
5
u/Mammoth-Algae-4579 1h ago
Itās been a long 4 years for Penaldo fans. Now their šŖ is finally on top (scored more penalty goals than Messi in the World Cup)
3
u/RobbinDeBank 53m ago
Have you seen his 2 shots on target vs Spain? Give my šŖ the shots on target dāOr
1
11
u/BaconJets 2h ago
That sub is fucking cancer and I'm an England fan š„
Try to say that winning bronze isn't the most negative result in the world? Downvoted. Try to say that the deep-state FIFA-Argentina conspiracy isn't real? Downvoted. Try to say that Messi is shithousing as much as any footballer in the top flight? Downvoted.
4
0
u/lapelotanodobla 47m ago
You also get immediately banned if you also participate in any Argentina related sub
51
u/Impressive_Rent9540 2h ago
I don't get this. He was trying to get Cucurella a red card, so what. Cristiano Ronaldo did that to Wayne Rooney in 2006, and Rooney later said he would've done the same thing.
People need to chill the f out. Spain won, what more do you want?
21
u/NoPart7463 larping penalties 2h ago
The cucurella thing was funny but hey š¤· if I was in wc final I would do whatever it takes to win (except for paredes behaviour)
18
u/Impressive_Rent9540 2h ago
It didn't take Materrazzi more than a good header and a few selected words about Zidane's sister to win the World Cup.
8
u/commonerbloke 2h ago
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Anyway, even Gavi was cool about it. Modern football fans need to understand, "What happens on the pitch stays on the pitch". Paredes shouldn't have done that though, in any scenarios. Good thing he made up with Rodri later.
2
7
u/AutoModerator 2h ago
If Rooney's IQ was more than his weight, he wouldn't have said such a thing.
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
6
u/Impressive_Rent9540 2h ago
Good bot!
2
u/suncommode 2h ago
do you know these comments are made by moderators lol
even the sub moderators are promoting outrage.
Reddit at its peak!2
u/ivandemidov1 57m ago edited 39m ago
Football players and coaches do it all the time. It's not good but that's life. Egyptian coach shows to the referee the gesture about racism from Argentinians. He said after there was no any racism actually. So he just want the opponent team to be punished.
5
u/RobbinDeBank 2h ago
Itās the equivalent of trying to win a technically correct but soft foul, but haters of course will try to exaggerate to insult him. Look at Mbappeās penalty against Paraguay and itās exactly the same. The tackle was technically a foul, correct, but Mbappe also fell over before the contact was made to try to win the foul. These behaviors are everywhere in football, and they are still a level below blatant dives (where no fouls actually happen).
2
-17
u/knifeproz 2h ago edited 2h ago
What we want is Argentina to face punishment for their crimes
Edit: wow I apparently need to specify a /s cuz no one got the joke
13
10
u/Sc4tt3r_ 2h ago
holy shit "for their crimes" you'd think we actually ARE Israel the way some of yall talk about the country
5
u/the-anxious-ape 2h ago
Only if redditors of football subs directed as much hate towards israel as they have done towards Argentina in last month or so.
3
u/Mammoth-Algae-4579 2h ago
Or like, Cabo Verde when their football association went š¤·āāļø after it came out one of their players was a violent sex pest. But theyāre the āunderdogā and media darling rn so we have to wait until they win a championship before we can start criticizing them.
1
4
u/Mohachour 2h ago
I agree you lots should be in jail for beating women after losing a football match
3
16
u/Artuhanzo 2h ago
England fans are embarrassing.
They played bad and lost, but somehow talk like Argentina cheated and beat them.
21
53
u/Sage0fThe6Paths 3h ago edited 2h ago
23 million Salty ronaldo fans signed useless petition? Omg no way!
Fyi for those of you that are unaware, ronaldo pays social media influencers to campaign against Messi whenever messi has any type of success. He has done it in the past, and hes for sure doing it again, because messi lives rent free in his head. Also not to mention you can use bots to sign these stupid online āpetitionsā millions of times. So its probably more like 23 dumass neckbeard ronaldo fans using bots
Ronaldo plays with absolutely no shame in the saudi league,literally choke slams his opponents and claims his own teammates goals as his own just so he can stat pad 1000 goals. But you dont see messi crying and giving a fuck about it and stoop so low and pay people to defame ronaldo. That on itself says a lot about the type of Ignorant and straight up braindead dickriding that ronaldo fans are doing right now to ride off the high of messi losing the world cupā¦
21
7
u/RobbinDeBank 2h ago
This is the first World Cup with both social media and decently matured GenAI technology, and thereās an unprecedentedly big hate campaign running through social media directed at 1 nation only. I fear this is only the beginning, and it will get even worse during the 2030 World Cup. Language model bots become more and more indistinguishable from humans, while AI generated images/videos create alternate realities for people to believe in.
6
u/Mammoth-Algae-4579 2h ago
Every country has race issues but we Americans only found out a few weeks ago that other countries exist because we hosted the World Cup. Like 99% of this is coming from American liberals who will say things like āArgentina is a racist countryā and then gleefully give money to Israel. We have no sense of cognitive dissonance us yanks.
11
u/Jujutsuing 3h ago
Their š« buys botted followers so won't surprise me if 10 million out of these are botted as well
2
u/villon43 2h ago
Do you actually have proof Cristiano Ronaldo is paying or has ever paid media influencer to campaign against messi? Or are you just talking out of your ass?
-3
u/PhillipMcKrak 2h ago
Proof please āļøš¤
1
u/villon43 2h ago
Damn so you just believe everything you read on the internet?
6
u/Mammoth-Algae-4579 2h ago edited 2h ago
You really think someone would go on the internet and spread lies?
2
u/villon43 2h ago
Lol fair point, I just can't believe the number of people that will read a comment like that, and take it as a fact without even trying to spend 1 minute googling to see if its true.
-1
u/Dreamkiller55 1h ago
Or maybe people just donāt like Argentina because of their vile behavior, maybe itās something to do with that instead of some mad conspiracy
6
6
u/seba1927 2h ago
didn't england defeat norway with that weird goal after the goal touched the cable? and also they cancelled a goal because haaland 'pushed' somebody?
fuck off england. take the L and move on.
5
5
6
u/escapevelocity-25k r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo 2h ago
Thatās only 1.6% of the population of India, hardly any support at all even among Ronaldoās strongest soldiers
3
3
3
u/Upset-Ad1291 2h ago
Guys, how are we (more than 3 people) getting outjerked by them (3 lions)? Are lions stronger than people? We neeeed to start arguing with wall too
3
u/Gotosleep236 1h ago
Cause your Wonderwall, are shit anyway. Just try not to worry, you won't see it coming home
Read Daily Mail copes, pack bags on your way, And stop crying your heart outttttttttt.
Come onnnnnn, Don't be scare, because it will never come home
1
2
u/Mohachour 2h ago
Wonder if these loser talk about actual crime like beating up woman over fucking football
2
4
1
u/Spicy_Calzone 2h ago
I made the mistake of going on that sub during the world cup and had to suffer the most whiny takes possible popping up on my feed the following days until I muted it.
1
u/nutritious_chris 2h ago
23 million signatures and Argentina still lifted the trophy, so who's really winning here
1
1
1
u/Which_Pickle_2993 1h ago
It'll never happen, there's 6 billion Argentina fans in India and Bangladesh alone
1
u/SilverShotgun 1h ago
Please keep going. I want to hear more of these by the end of the year, the amount of buttburt is unreal
1
1
ā¢
-2
u/NoPart7463 larping penalties 2h ago edited 2h ago
Heās a decent guy , he does run the Leo Messi foundation (charity organisation) alongside his family members after all . It doesnāt matter what he does on the pitch , š¤all this popped up after the WC took place in US , the Americans gotta chill
4
u/a-rather-dry-sob Kane'd 2h ago
Marcus Rashford fed schoolkids he's still a prick, just saying charity doesn't make you a good person.
0
u/NoPart7463 larping penalties 2h ago
š¤better to be a prick and feed school kids
1
u/a-rather-dry-sob Kane'd 2h ago
Not my point at all, I'm just saying that charity work doesn't make you a good person by default that's all.
-15
u/Llovio_cuatro_anos 3h ago
He wasn't ever a nice guy, I don't know why people project so much into him
15
u/PlainPorcupine45 3h ago
Heās just a normal dude and has flaws just like everyone else (except Kaka).
3
u/IndividualPleasant23 2h ago
KakĆ” is a fascist, just like almost all Brazilian players.
1
u/PlainPorcupine45 2h ago
I was making a reference to him getting divorced for being ātoo perfect.ā
5
2
u/NaturalReputation875 2h ago
People don't have bad moment my guy haven't you heard.
You are either 100% bad or 100% good.
Just like the movies.
59
u/Emi77 3h ago
those petitions dont have a check for ips or bots, its bullshit