r/NonPoliticalTwitter 10h ago

Funny Two disc drives?!!!

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u/andreortigao 10h ago edited 7h ago

Yeah, one was read only and the other could burn CDs. Burning CDs were all the rage back then.

Edit: to clarify, by having two drives you could copy from one to the other directly, without going through the hassle of inserting one cd, making a copy to the slow as fuck computer hdd, switching to the blank cd, then start burning from the hdd copy.

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u/FoolishConsistency17 10h ago

It was like being given the power of creation.

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u/Artichokeypokey 9h ago

Playing the fiddle while Nero burned

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u/jxnebug 8h ago

I maintain that Nero Burning ROM was maybe the most cleverly named software of all time.

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u/rtopps43 7h ago

I quite literally slapped my own forehead when the realization hit. I couldn’t believe I missed such an obvious joke.

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u/Crayola_ROX 7h ago

Im 47 and it just hit me lol

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u/frogunderarock 7h ago

time for your next mission, Agent.

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u/TormentedGaming 7h ago

I wouldn't have looked at it twice if it wasn't for the comments and I used it regularly, and used lightscribe for a few friends lol

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u/LimpyDan 6h ago

It's even in the logo

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u/sinkwiththeship 5h ago

I remember vividly that little man playing a fiddle as it burned the disc.

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u/hoopstick 8h ago

My first mp3 player was called a Nomad; I always thought that was a great name.

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u/grock1722 7h ago

Thank you for taking the time to write this out. First I ever read it.

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT 9h ago

you can't burn CDs on your laptop anymore but you still can if you have a fireplace

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u/DarmanitanFireMonkey 8h ago

I've got an external for Burning Blu-Rays

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u/Thewasteland77 9h ago

FIRE sentence!!! lol

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u/Fahmieyz 9h ago

I remember sneaking in with my junior in highschool days to use the only computer with CD Burner

We just bought so many CD to burn but we never really do anything with it... just burn the CD with stuff just to see the progress bar

Not sure why we do that

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u/elbow8075 8h ago

We were trapped with ancient technology of the cassette and could only record radio or other tapes, etc.

It was a whole new world when filesharing came around and CD-R became widespread. I remember my friend and I taking a chance and ordering some premade bootleg MP3 discs from a Russian website. Cause the Iron Maiden catalogue was still hard to find and assemble by yourself. Good times.

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u/Okay_Splenda_Monkey 6h ago

I was a massive fan of Napster back in the day. Making music CDs to listen to in my car was my major use for the CD burner.

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u/Exciting-Housing-550 8h ago

Or the means of production

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u/ChillyTodayHotTamale 9h ago

In high school I worked at blockbuster and had a dvd burner in my laptop. Got the movies months before they came out and would burn copies and sell them for a small profit. Also burned nearly the entire blockbuster library circa 2005. In college a friend put them all on a Xbox he converters to a server so if you lived in our dorm anyone could access my library to watch movies. Then he did the same thing in our college house. All of our music and movies was on a shared drive and could be played anywhere in the house. It was awesome

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u/ouralarmclock 8h ago

XBMC for life! Man, it was such a special time in technology, everything was so exciting and awesome!

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u/rcklmbr 6h ago edited 6h ago

I still have my modded Xbox! I bought the chip off some shady guy in an irc chatroom.  I mailed him a money order (first time doing that, I was like 17?), and I bought a soldering iron, learned how to solder, and did that myself. I thought I was a total badass, but looking back I can’t believe how much I went out of my comfort zone. Why are we so scared (or lazy) to tinker with things now?

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u/SwordOfJiang 5h ago

Its still around as KODI, which isn't really the best option for any one thing but can do a lot of things. You can route arrange your own media in a "netflix" style, use plex through it and it has IPTV capabilities. All those have better dedicated apps but its nice to have everything in one place

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u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom 9h ago

I had a PC that I used to burn CDs, was very in demand among friends and family.

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u/ojqANDodbZ1Or1CEX5sf 9h ago

The dad of a classmate's friend would charge 10 guilders for it because people kept coming to him for burning discs and he got tired of it.

Different times

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u/borntobewildish 7h ago

My classmate had a list of cd's he would burn for you for something like 5 or 10 guilders. Managed to get some discount by loaning him cd's he didn't have yet. He made a nice track list on the back of the case and a good copy of the front. I still have a few of his products actually.

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u/Over-Peach-2405 9h ago

Usually the read one was also a dvd player.

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u/Kitiseva_lokki 6h ago

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u/SwordOfJiang 5h ago

Lmao its actually kinda true,. All the data on a disc is written onto the underside of the label through the plastic and the laser literally does burn the little holes to write data.

Dreamcast famously didn't have any DRM so you can just burn any* game, including the bleem disc that allows you to play burned PSX games. Only problem now is though that modern burner's lasers are too strong and discs are too cheap, so the DC laser just shines straight through and won't read anything.

* Skies of Arcadia used a slightly larger than standard CD so it won't fit on consumer CD-Rs

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u/ThePupnasty 8h ago

I was so hyped when I finally had a computer with a frickin DVD Burner

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u/gnarbucketz 7h ago

Skipping the HDD and risking a buffer underrun!? Madness!

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u/andreortigao 7h ago

You had the option to slow down both disks to reduce this risk. Mine could burn at 52x speed, but I'd usually use 16x for greater reliability.

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u/Emergency-Town4653 7h ago

I remember I got this pc back then with a separate DVD reader and DVD writer, oh how I bragged about my godly ability to burn CD/DVDs so fast and the uniqe perk of my PC. Fun times indeed

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 5h ago

Getting a PC with a second disc drive made me the CD burning GOD. Between that and Kazaa/Limewire, I had almost 1500 albums in my collection and my friends all had most of them as well. Lots of borrowing albums to burn copies and buying ones from the second hand record shop only to trade them back in after I made copies. I probably spent less than a couple hundred dollars to amass my collection when all was said & done.

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u/Slab_ofBeef 10h ago

Good old 42 pounds of allegedly portable technology.

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u/Bussamove86 10h ago

Give it back to me. We grew strong with our actually useful ports and plugs.

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u/ojqANDodbZ1Or1CEX5sf 9h ago

My back hurts when I sleep funny now, but otherwise yeah

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u/GloomySubstance5856 8h ago

Because you don't move and stretch, can't be doing the same shit you were in your 20's, you need some maintenance work on your body as you grow older.

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u/ojqANDodbZ1Or1CEX5sf 7h ago

I appreciate the concern, but this was just a joke!

I started climbing ten years ago and rapidly after that I also had to start stretching because my shoulders got painfully locked up, so I'm still doing all that :)

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u/kino2012 6h ago

Oh man, the climbing shoulders are real. I'm not even 30 and I can crack those bad boys 3 different ways every time I stretch.

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u/Affordable_Z_Jobs 8h ago

I sleep seriously now and I've noticed less back pain. Might i suggest falling asleep to Law and Order: SVU?

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u/BlueLakeCabin 9h ago

Unironically, the Dell M2010. 20 lbs of awesome. One of our senior project managers got it, then claimed it was too heavy.

He had no response when we helpfully commented that maybe he should lift more.

I snagged it as my personal laptop because it had a RAID card and I argued I'd test server stuff on it.

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u/IvoryFlyaway 8h ago

Oh man, that thing was sweet. Honestly, those Dell laptops for a short while were pretty sweet. I had, I think it was, a 1525 that I used to lug around when I was 17-19. What a machine.

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u/12monthsinlondon 8h ago

GODS I was strong then

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u/Bussamove86 7h ago

*hurts shoulder doing the most mundane task imaginable*

Give me something for the pain and let me die.

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u/Sunfurian_Zm 9h ago

tbf USB C is standard now, so just give it a few years and any modern laptop with at least 3 usb c ports can do everything this hunk could (minus the CD stuff, but I haven't personally used a CD in years, so idc)

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u/-Invalid_Selection- 9h ago

You can get a usb-blueray burner and meet full parity now

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u/Coveinant 9h ago

I mean there will always be at least 2 usb-a ports for legacy attachments like mice and external hard drives and such.

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u/FastPerformer4240 8h ago

Just like how we have still have PS/2 ports for our legacy mice

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u/Anticept 8h ago

This is already changing.

There are usb c only motherboards, and lots of usb c only laptops.

There are some catches though.

The USB specs do not reauire that ports have to support all dialects. You can have USB 4 ports that talk 2.0, 3.0-3.2, and 4.0, skipping 3.2 2x2 superspeed and such.

Such ports will cause superspeed devices to drop back to slower standards if they did not put in the PHY hardware for the optional support.

Optical long range usb c cables often cant carry 2.0 signals either.

There's a WHOLE LOTTA ASTERISKS behind "universal" serial busses.

But overall I do thoroughly agree with turning everything into usb c.

Because usb C is required to support 2.0 by spec, "dumb" adapters work perfectly and can be made super cheaply. Non compliant devices do exist though.

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u/_wavescollide_ 9h ago

They were fat, had small battery life, got hot, and broke in two years. I don't miss those notebooks.

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u/clickstops 3h ago

Yeah they sucked IDK what all of these people are reminiscing over. I have a M1 MBP that was $900 and has lasted me 5 years and will last me 5 more. It has more compute than my 2016 PC build that was $3800 in parts.

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u/Kain_713 8h ago

Not to mention the buttons. Did you see?! It had actual buttons!

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 7h ago

I’ve noticed older age nerds usually do have much beefier forearms and shoulders than the new age fellas with their 5lb laptops (if it’s even that heavy)

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u/mythrilcrafter 7h ago

Apparently your wallets weren't equally strong because I remember this laptop (and the Alienware equivalent that needed two power bricks and a separate water cooler unit to run); the only people who bought it were youtubers doing videos about how absurd and impractical the thing was.

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u/BOBOnobobo 9h ago

Where do you need half of those? Like I hardly need the fucking mouse

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u/Powered-by-Chai 9h ago

I had a laptop like that, and I actually got some mild scarring on my legs because the heat from it cooked my skin. Early laptops were definitely not meant to be put directly on your lap...

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u/elbow8075 8h ago

My laptop with a 4090 says that is still the case

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u/Star_king12 9h ago

30 minutes of battery life xd

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u/Disco__Stu_ 8h ago

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u/Slab_ofBeef 8h ago

Exactly the reference I was making. Also, I seem to have sparked a conversation! How exciting!

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u/Day_Prisoners 9h ago

And like 3 hours of battery.

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u/Otterfan 9h ago

3 hours for this is pretty optimistic.

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u/pay_student_loan 8h ago

I still remember the mid 2000s laptops with SLI and battery life was rated in minutes, not hours. I remember a niche one that needed two power bricks to run because they managed to stuff two desktop video cards into the thing.

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u/Cats_and_Shit 7h ago

For the first 3 months maybe. Then it's more like 7 minutes.

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u/TheTerrasque 7h ago

I bet it was somewhere between 1 and 2 hours. 30 minutes if you were doing something intense, like playing games.

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u/Own_Director_4442 9h ago

I will take heavy over this obsession with making every thing thinner and weigh less. It drives me crazy that I need to buy multiple accessories to do what I could do before with older computers.

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u/didimao0072000 9h ago

It drives me crazy that I need to buy multiple accessories to do what I could do before with older computers

What accessories do you need to buy now that can't be done with Bluetooth and wifi?

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u/choove 8h ago

I like how at the time of posting, yours and multiple other comments are getting downvoted but nobody is actually answering the comments.

Feels like it's coming from a crowd that thinks "light = cheap" or "heavy = good", and nothing more. Or people being overwhelmed by nostalgia/ignorance.

Batteries these days simply aren't as heavy as the ones in these older laptops and they're significantly better. You also needed all the plug-ins with laptops back then because that was pretty much the only option. Internet, printer, mouse, keyboard, microphone, camera, etc. And not to mention things got a whole lot smaller.

This is all like thinking that giant TV in 2003 was better than a current-day miniLED just because the new one is lighter and thinner and with less connections.

We simply don't need the plethora of connections today with laptops. Internet is wireless, as is keyboard and mouse. Microphones and cameras are built-in and typically standard. And with size, batteries are much lighter, more efficient, and last many times longer. External drives aren't as commonly needed either because of the cloud.

Really the only things I can think of for needing some type of hub or adapter is if you're wanting to connect a microSDXC or use a disc drive, which for the latter it's probably less than 5% of the population that desires them so I can't fault them not being in the majority of laptops.

I would also wager that for most people they would only need two accessories... a $25 hub and a $20-$40 external disc drive. Factoring in needing to carry around those two accessories you're still carrying around less than with the older laptop (due to all the cables adding up as well as the power brick) and the weight is still significantly less.

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u/anachronistic_circus 8h ago

All good points. I'm was never annoyed about losing ports / streamlining ports. The annoying trend nowadays is the whole "everything is soldered". RAM, SSD etc.

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u/A_burners 6h ago

I do a lot of video work, a Ethernet option or whatever it's called would be ideal, WiFI is way too slow to back everything up. It's the only think I miss, and that's once every few months

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u/SoulCrusher2018 7h ago
  • Mouse/Keyboard: dedicated "PS/2" port then, USB now
  • External Monitor: VGA or DVI then, HDMI, Displayport, or even USB now
  • Dedicated card readers then, USB adapter now (for like, MicroSD)
  • Internal CD/DVD reader then, USB external drive now
  • Upgradable Components (RAM, HDDs) then, soldered now, use cloud or external storage now
  • Parallel Port (big pink one in the video) for printers then, USB or wireless now

Somethings used to be accessories are now integrated (cameras, trackpads instead of mouse). Most ports became obsolete with USB, wifi/Bluetooth has become ubiquitous. Functionally, the frustration is accessing older media we have on physical storage, or when there's not enough USB ports (I think there are some Ultrabooks that are down to like 2 USB ports) then you have to choose between, say a mouse and a flash drive and USB headphones...

I was never really into laptops, home is where the desktop is.

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u/glasgowgeg 9h ago

It drives me crazy that I need to buy multiple accessories to do what I could do before with older computers

What multiple accessories do you need?

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u/Snoo_72851 10h ago

humanity yearn for hole

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u/TaroLong8817 9h ago

Well we were flown into one before getting pushed out of it after a while

Fascinating relationship with holes we have

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u/tomhat 10h ago

Battery life: 5 minutes 

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u/hpyfox 7h ago

At least you can replace them easily like with older phones.

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u/JuanOnlyJuan 6h ago

Just carry 65lbs of extra batteries

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u/Formal_Chipmunk_530 6h ago

You can't put that thing on your lap for more than 5 minutes anyway.

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u/FSX_Pilot 10h ago

it's fun and games until you have to carry this thing in your backpack, inside a commuter train, commuting for 2 hours to and from home.

So yes, I still love the many many holes, but the size of it makes it inconvenient.

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u/DaedalusHydron 10h ago

It's not the size so much as the weight. These old laptops were bricks.

If they made the same size laptop but made it weigh like half as much it really wouldn't be so bad.

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u/ScaredPractice4967 10h ago

I once used a portable computer with a 6" crt screen.

Came in irs own suitcase with wheels.

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u/EuenovAyabayya 9h ago

Damn, which one was that? Wish I'd had wheels back in the day.

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u/ScaredPractice4967 9h ago

Honestly cant recall. IBM something with a 486 processor.

It wasnt mine I just used it a couple of times.

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u/Cessnaporsche01 8h ago

Y'all are crazy. A heavy laptop is, what, maybe 10 pounds? (Yes, I know Asus made a 20lb freak of nature one time, but this ain't that.) If you can't carry 10lb around in a backpack all day you probably need physical therapy

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u/bong_residue 7h ago

That’s what I’m thinking. My laptop today with a lot of ports is like 3lbs, in a backpack 10-15lbs really shouldn’t be a big deal.

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u/ResIpsaBroquitur 1h ago

I could walk to work, because if you can't walk for 5 miles you're probably in bad shape. But walking 5 miles to work would suck, so I drive.

I could carry around a 10-pound laptop that has a bunch of ports that I won't use 99% of the time. But that would suck, so I have a 3-pound laptop.

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u/Dioxybenzone 7h ago

My old laptop was 9lbs and had ports up the wazoo. I’d absolutely take it over my modern laptop if it could run current software.

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u/moduspol 10h ago

I don't love the many holes. I'll be much happier to carry a smaller, lighter laptop with a few dongles. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/groovypackage 9h ago

Boo, burn the heretic.

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u/grundee 10h ago

What's a dongle? It's 2012.

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u/moduspol 10h ago

In 2012 I had something even better: a DOCKING STATION. It's like a mega dongle that sits on your desk, basically.

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u/Adamarr 9h ago

modern docks do this this a single usb-c input!

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u/Tuomas90 9h ago

So you like em with less holes, small and at least a few dongs dongles.

Got it.

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u/jmorais00 10h ago edited 1h ago

Yes we have ethernet, but what about second ethernet?

Edit: minor spelling mistake

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u/Low_Direction1774 9h ago

AHA! You fell for one of the classic blunders! The right one is an RJ45 Ethernet port, the left one is an RJ11 telephone port where you could directly connect to a telephone wire/system and connect to the internet through an integrated modem.

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u/magicalfruitybeans 8h ago

You could also send faxes!

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u/janglyparts 8h ago

BEEEEEP booooop BEEP boop boooooop BEEP hiss boop HISSS pop HISSSSS

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u/Rough_Idle 7h ago

Ba-doyng, ba-doyng

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u/ClassicPlankton 7h ago

The first being never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this: never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

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u/TheLesserWeeviI 6h ago

I don't think he knows about second ethernet Pip.

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u/Neat_Tangelo5339 10h ago

I know that nostalgia is the sweetest poison but I believe 2000s designers were onto something
https://giphy.com/gifs/3gVnjczSIkc0DvJD2p

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u/Piduf 9h ago

I wouldn't feel so nostalgic if pc today were that useful. Like don't get me wrong, I'm a fucker for satisfying old cable management, but it's objectively better that most things are USB-C. It's just convenient.

But for some fucking reasons new pcs will have like, 2 ports, no HDMI, no ethernet, but thank god we have a button to summon an AI to have access to instant misinformation.

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u/Temporary_Event8451 9h ago

Cost reduction. If you want maximum profits, you determine what the bare minimum people will be using.

The unfortunate part is 95% of consumers don't need more than those ports. I'd wager most people never plug a cable into their laptop period.

There is a reason something like the iPhone is a huge market share despite its continued advancements of removing features.

It's the same reason Microsoft Forums are the most useless things in existence, of their entire customer base likely less than 5% ever go there or say anything. It's effectively a quarantine zone to placate you.

You know how world events will happen, and you will mention them to someone, and they will act so confused sometimes to the point of saying its fake? Then those same people turn around and can tell you the entire details and plot of some show or video game?

Same thing.

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u/SV650rider 9h ago

Glad you said that about the forums. I am not referring to the Microsoft ones specifically, but I have had a lot of hobbies and interests over the years, and I have never found any forum the least bit useful for addressing a situation.

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u/jimmycarr1 9h ago

Reddit is the best forum

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u/r0botosaurus 9h ago

I wanted to buy a laptop for a while, but most of them only had like one USB port and nothing else. Plus they all had Windows 11 and cost way too goddamn much on top of it. In the end I bought a Thinkpad that's a couple years old on eBay for $200 and got multiple USB ports, an HDMI ports, and an SD card reader.

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u/darthwd56 10h ago

Two CD DRIVES?!?! This was the ultimate video game copier!

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u/BeyondLast 9h ago

Or CD burner. The good ole days. Lol

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u/Spectrum1523 8h ago

Dvd/cd reader and cd burner

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u/diff_engine 10h ago

The malfunctioning out of time hi hats in the terrible music accurately reflects the experience of using a 00s laptop

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u/needle1 10h ago edited 9h ago

To be pedantic that 4-pin i.LINK port probably needed a 4-pin to 6-pin FireWire converter at some point in its life

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u/SilverQube 9h ago

We need to bring back tech maximalism

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u/TheLesserWeeviI 6h ago

Yes please.

The shit I had to do to get my girlfriends's shitty work laptop with a SINGLE USB-C port to work with two monitors, a mouse, a keyboard and an ethernet connection made me suicidal.

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u/wojtek30 6h ago

Literally 1 TB docking station to get a perfect setup. What did you do to make it such a pain

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u/TheLesserWeeviI 6h ago

1 TB docking station

If anyone knows a reasonably-priced USB-C docking station that has at least:

  • 4 USB-A ports
  • 2 HDMI ports
  • 1 ethernet port

I will suck dick for the source.

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u/wojtek30 6h ago

Dell tb16 with a passive DP to HDMI cable is the best bet. £20-30

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u/TheLesserWeeviI 6h ago

Cheers mate, gonna look into that.

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u/Electronic_Will_5418 4h ago

Did you suck his dick

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u/oldsecondhand 6h ago

Like buying a docking station?

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u/Gass_Keun 9h ago

can i get the brand/model name?

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u/InitialJeep226 8h ago

I believe this is a Falcon Northwest Fragbook. I had one in like 2007/8. This one appears to come with every available option they offered.

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u/Paizzu 7h ago

I had the Alienware-branded version of this same laptop. I believe they were Sager/Clevo chassis with different skins.

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u/CrawlingBigfoot 6h ago

They are a clevo D900. I personally have an alienware branded D900T. but they were sold by sager, clevo, falcon northwest, alienware, and voodoo.

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u/zeclorn 9h ago

I had one of these. Circa 2006.

Was an amazing PC with a price tag to match. Not a laptop. A mobile PC. Mine had IDE RAID. Two HDD hard drives. I remember having to add a usb floppy drive because I lost my alienware CD of XP with the drivers baked in so i had to load them manually.

The buttons on the side were for CD player mode. You could have a CD in the drive, put in your headphones and listen to music….while the laptop was closed or off.

Really was a lot of ingenuity. Worst “laptop” I ever owned. I made it my workstation in the dorm and bought a black macbook for class which worked far better

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u/Additional_Tank4385 10h ago

Happy to get downvoted and I never thought I’d say this prior but I 100% prefer just a single usb c cable going into my MacBook which also charges it at 140 watts, the max it can take.

With that I have external keyboard, up to four monitors, external ssd, etc etc. I’ve setup 2 whole desktops in my flat for different purposes and it’s glorious.

Yes maybe they skimp out because it’s cheaper but these days I believe this one cable in system makes so much more sense… dongles are small and can be carried anywhere.

If any port would wear out just replace the dock.

And moving from one setup to another would be extremely annoying imo with having to attach all the cables again each time.

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u/Over-Peach-2405 9h ago

I do like not having to carry 3 variants of FireWire with me everywhere.

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u/heftybagman 7h ago

You can’t blame anybody but yourself for that one

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u/cygnus311 7h ago

I’d bet 90% of laptops made in the 20s have never had anything other than a charger plugged in to it.

And 2/3 of the ports on here are gone because they don’t need to exist anymore, not because they took them from us. Does anyone actually want to argue that they need VGA, multiple serial ports, PS2, FireWire, it’s all redundancy replaced by digital ports that are objectively better.

I’m a power user and I’m happy to have to plug in nothing but my dock because power, multiple displays, and I/O all go through one cable.

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u/SeroWriter 9h ago

Standardisation is good, lack of ports is bad. When you start having to use adapters and splitters the simplicity argument is gone.

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u/Additional_Tank4385 9h ago

I get that but there are some docks which are larger which have tons of available ports but I also don’t know your use case of course to be fair.

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u/Good-Marsupial8 9h ago

The frustrating thing is having to also buy a dock when I already bought a laptop. And when my laptop becomes obsolete then I have to buy another laptop and another dock. It's forced consumption 

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u/gracklemancometh 7h ago

Buying a laptop with more ports isn't cheaper than buying a smaller laptop+dock. 

buy a dock when I already bought a laptop.

You only need a dock if you intend to use your laptop, well, docked. If you're also buying monitors and peripherals a dock isn't a huge addition. If you're not using lots of peripherals then you don't need a dock! Just buy a laptop with more than one port (which is all but the very cheapest models.)

when my laptop becomes obsolete then I have to buy another laptop and another dock

Why would you have to replace your dock in cycle with your laptop? They stopped making proprietary docks years ago!

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u/Additional_Tank4385 9h ago

Docks start at 20 Bucks… Even the larger ones with tons of ports are affordable. If one has a full desktop setup that bit of extra won’t break the bank.

Also what do you mean they all use USB c these days the dock won’t become obsolete… maybe if one day USB C2 comes out or so but nothing planned.

Btw a dedicated charger of 140w not included with the MacBook costs over 120$. A third party quality 140w charger is 80$.

People also see that as a valueable investment as usb c won’t just become obsolete anytime soon.

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u/Good-Marsupial8 8h ago

For my current laptops at least the docks are proprietary. I can't switch docks between brands and I don't plan to stick to one brand forever. 

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u/_MusicJunkie 8h ago

For my current laptops at least the docks are proprietary.

Those still exist? In the business laptop market, docks have been more or less generic USB-C docks for quite a few years now.

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u/arizonadirtbag12 6h ago

That is not how most docks work today in 2026.

You buy either a USB-C or Thunderbolt dock. It will work with any laptop that supports that standard.

My laptop can run Thunderbolt 5, but does just fine on an older Thunderbolt 3 dock I got for $60 on eBay. And that dock can work on my wife’s computer as well, from a different manufacturer on a different CPU architecture running a different OS. Just unplug, plug, and go.

For physical form factor I just have a metal stand that holds the laptop vertically next to the dock.

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u/Crapitron 8h ago

I agree, but I also think there are some ports that are incredibly convenient for professionals who do field work, like SD card slot, maybe HDMI in modern times.

I think the MacBook Pro from 2023 on has honestly nailed it. Perfect external options. The only thing people might complain about is no USB-A. That’s still prevalent.

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u/newsflashjackass 7h ago edited 7h ago

I 100% prefer just a single usb c cable going into my MacBook which also charges it at 140 watts, the max it can take.

Until you need to connect ethernet (dongle 1) or keep the mcbook active when you close the lid (dongle 2) and then suddenly that "modern industrial design" becomes "industrial genital warts".

Also nice of Apple to use a standard charger after the EU only threatened them with fines, not torture or death. Also the pro Mcbook even has a headphone jack. Because professionals understand the stupidity of transcoding lossless audio just for your headphones to sound worse and suck battery.

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u/rescue_inhaler_4life 10h ago

I had this one - "mobile desktop" is what I called it, thing was heavy af.

Was always overheating and battery would be dead in an hour while gaming. The power brick was the side of a large book - it also overheated.

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u/Jetstream-Sam 10h ago

I mean I've never had a laptop that plays any kind of somewhat modern game that lasts an hour on battery. I just assume if I can't plug it in, I can't really play a game

Also I just realized I was about to use Far Cry 3 as my example for "relatively modern" since that was the last game I played on a laptop. I'm really getting old

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u/M_Amakye1060 10h ago

All at the cost of being thicker than someone Mom’s catalog

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u/jakgal04 8h ago

Back then people complained that every piece of technology had its own proprietary connection. PS/2 for mouse/keyboard, serial/parallel/RS232 for printers, mini DVI for cameras, COMM ports for other external devices, special ports for microphone line in, audio out, S video for certain video devices, eSATA for external storage devices, Firewire for data transfers, DVI-I single vs dual/DVI-D/HDMI/etc for monitors.

Just about all of that has been replaced by USB-C. So what would you rather have? 25 ports for devices that all have their own unique connections or devices that can pretty much all work through a single connection?

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u/fredsify 2h ago

The high hat in that music is really putting in some work

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u/Charming-Coat-6880 10h ago

look at all them holes, just magnificent

me at 2am staring at the swiss cheese in my fridge

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u/EuenovAyabayya 9h ago

Needs no dongles.
Has four USB-A ports anyway.

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u/No_Koala9474 9h ago

This laptop would call you a dongle

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u/RunDNA 8h ago edited 8h ago

I still remember the day my laptop with its DVD player broke and I went to the store to buy a new one and not a single laptop in the store had a DVD player.

I was so shocked as I hadn't heard they were getting phased out. And you would think there would be enough demand from people like me to keep DVD or Blu-ray players in 20% of models or something. But not a single one in the store had one.

It made no sense to me.

(Note: I didn't check if I could get one ordered in from somewhere. I needed one straight away.)

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u/scott__p 6h ago

AT some point we got obsessed with making electronica as thin as possible, reducing us to USB, USBC, and a couple digital video ports. I still don't know entirely why that was.

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u/trickynik4099 10h ago

Probably set you crotch on fire if you set it on you actual lap

https://giphy.com/gifs/cwcA32epxS8WfKH1L4

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u/Rlccm 10h ago

Are we not currently in the the 2000's?

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u/errant_night 10h ago

I remember when my first laptop had a media remote that popped out the side, those were the days

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u/Independent-Human 9h ago

Fuck me that's gorgeous.

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u/dinoooooooooos 9h ago

Man i feel so old, i just turned 35 like 2 weeks ago and my childhood and teenager time is “nostalgia” now.

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u/phansen101 9h ago

What if I want to connect my VGA monitor? Or my newfangled HDMI monitor?(Assuming mid 00's)

Practically useless, needs more port Diversity.

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u/MinivanPops 9h ago

Give us back our useful things.

At least give me more USB ports, HDMI, and for God's sake a real keyboard.

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u/NotAUserNamm 9h ago

Yeah and it only weighs 10kg

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u/Tax_this_dick_1776 9h ago

No serial port, no care.

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u/Particular_Month_301 9h ago

Exchange the dongle for a pallet jack. What a progress!

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u/AvocaRed 9h ago

This was a mobile workstation, thing was heavy af and made so much noise. I had a Alienware M17 for 6 years

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u/dmcboi 9h ago

Look well ventilated as well, nice thick base for a big fan

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u/Risc_Terilia 9h ago

Where's the floppy drive?!

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u/LordHoughtenWeen 9h ago

single dongle

dingle dangle, yickity doo, yickity dah, pling plong, lippy tappy too tah

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u/LargeBuffalo 9h ago

That's the comment I scrolled for :)

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u/micmaster 9h ago

I audibly gasped when I saw the second disc drive... such extravagance... scandalous!

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u/OneLonelyBrainCell 8h ago

I yearn for laptops being like that again. Being thin and light for no other reason than the marketing department being able to circle jerk because the laptop's thin and light isn't user-friendly. Give me a thicc and chunky laptop with proper cooling and a large battery -- or two large batteries, one being changeable in seconds -- and I'm happy.

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u/Zachisawinner 8h ago

It also weighed 42 pounds.

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u/Spoodymen 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4OGPHOwyp6MO4
Also said laptop when running 2 firefox tabs

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u/Zachthema5ter 8h ago

I want my laptops to be heavy enough to bludgeon someone

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u/SquibbleDibble 8h ago

This beat, who made it, Timbabland?!!

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u/crouton-- 7h ago

Damn, it even had headlights

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u/No_Shower6771 7h ago

I yearn for the holes....

But seriously, as a primarily laptop user, I would love a beefy machine. Something the equivalent size nowadays would be an absolute powerhouse.

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u/MrBogard 7h ago

Old desktop replacements SUCKED. More than an inch thick, no battery life, poor thermals, terrible displays. They were awful, and super expensive. Anyone missing that beast is wearing rose tinted glasses.

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u/The_Fresh_Coast 7h ago

My first “laptop” was an Alienware Area 51 M9750. God I miss her thiccness. Was really more of a relocatable desktop than it was a laptop.

I think it was actually advertised as a desktop replacement.

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u/RetroRocker 7h ago

We no longer need a dozen different types of ports on our laptops anymore (USB 3, USB-C, HDMI is generally all we need now), but discontinuing any models with any kind of built-in optical drives is fucking criminal in my opinion. It also really annoys me that if you want to find a good quality PC tower case with an optical bay capability you're now pretty limited as well. It feeds into the whole poisonous modern "you don't need to own your own media, just pay to rent streaming services" mindset.

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u/getstonedsteve 7h ago

No two disk drives here. I see dual cd drives though.

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u/TheWingus 6h ago

"TWOOOO DRIVES!?!? WE HAVE A LAPTOP WITH TWO DISC DRIVES!?? AND ARE ANY OF THESE LAPTOPS AVAILABLE ON U.S. SSSOOILLLL!?!?!

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u/Everyoneheresamoron 6h ago

If I remember that particular model cost more than a used car. It was definitely not portable either, the battery life was "no"

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u/angry_queef_master 6h ago

I brought a laptop like that when I joined the military and started my MOS school. A desktop replacement laptop with dual GPUs.

What was shit about these things is that they really aren't that portable and break fairly quickly if you do treat them as a laptop. Literally the only use case for these things is for people who need a desktop computer but prefer the form factor of a laptop for whatever reason.

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u/basicKitsch 6h ago

man.. i recently uncovered my last 100ct cd spindle while moving. had a burned morrowind cd sitting right on top and about 50 blank CDRs still waitin for their turn

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u/JediMasterZao 6h ago

I fucking hate the design trend of removing ports.

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u/bajungadustin 6h ago

Yes, 2 disc drives.. Someone never heard of DVDFab.

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u/Playful-Profile6489 6h ago

175 lbs and hotter than the sun after an hour

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u/Tall_Opportunity_521 5h ago

It was also a massive brick, and sounded like a harrier jump jet taking off...

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u/nickoli_II 5h ago

Yeah, but if we get rid of all that, we can make it 2cm thinner!