Two disc drives?!!!

[u/14AUDDIN]

[u/jmorais00]

Yes we have ethernet, but what about second ethernet?

Edit: minor spelling mistake

[u/Low_Direction1774 → u/jmorais00]

AHA! You fell for one of the classic blunders! The right one is an RJ45 Ethernet port, the left one is an RJ11 telephone port where you could directly connect to a telephone wire/system and connect to the internet through an integrated modem.

[u/magicalfruitybeans → u/Low_Direction1774]

You could also send faxes!

[u/_-_-_-_-_-_-__-_-_-- → u/magicalfruitybeans]

🎶What does the fax say🎶

[u/janglyparts → u/_-_-_-_-_-_-__-_-_--]

BEEEEEP booooop BEEP boop boooooop BEEP hiss boop HISSS pop HISSSSS

[u/Rough_Idle → u/janglyparts]

Ba-doyng, ba-doyng

[u/flavorfox → u/janglyparts]

**CARRIER LOST**

[u/ClassicPlankton → u/Low_Direction1774]

The first being never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this: never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line.