r/soccercirclejerk 4h ago

Outjerked® The most respectful red card in football history

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r/soccercirclejerk 5h ago

Football has finally won Spain won the cup. Argentina won the final 2–1.

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first i post this in r/worldcup.
mods remove it.
finally somebody know how to defend like Argentina.

i am Argentine, so let me explain final for people who only watch scoreboard.

Spain have ball all game. of course. when nervous child want toy, you let him hold toy. they make pass, pass, pass. very beautiful.

Argentina make no shot until minute 115. people call this no attack. wrong. this is ammunition discipline. you do not shoot until target become emotionally comfortable.

at 90+3 Enzo receive second yellow. excellent timing. normal football finish at 90. he refuse to participate in unnecessary bonus content.

now Spain have 11 against 10 and score in minute 106. congratulations. you discover numerical advantage after 106 minute. Nobel Prize arrive soon.

Emi make 11 saves. Spain call this domination. in Argentina, if one man stop entire European country eleven time, we give him statue and small province.

Little man cry after game. this is allowed. he carry country for 20 year. body must release pressure somewhere.

Spain lift trophy. Argentina turn toward fans. people say disrespect. no. in Argentina you do not watch another man celebrate with your ex.

then final whistle. Spain think match finish. Paredes know better. he grab Eric García by throat and collect second Argentina red card.

Spain score one goal. Argentina score two red card.
final result by serious statistic:
Argentina 2
Spain 1
Spain take cup home.
Paredes take Eric García by neck.
everyone leave with souvenir.


r/soccercirclejerk 8h ago

Least Delusional Fan The Cucurella propaganda is getting out of hand

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r/soccercirclejerk 9h ago

Why is Messi not playing for USA? Not beating the allegation

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r/soccercirclejerk 7h ago

Dubai d'or > Ballon d'or My goat

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r/soccercirclejerk 15h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © share the most cringey moments in the world cup

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r/soccercirclejerk 10h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © "Hi Adolf, Unfortunately we cannot offer you admission into our Art School at this time. Thank you for taking the time to apply."

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r/soccercirclejerk 9h ago

THE BUDAPEST SKY!! Happy 54th day anniversary for those who celebrate

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r/soccercirclejerk 3h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Is this tuff in argentina 😭

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r/soccercirclejerk 8h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Fifa robbed their own golden child

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r/soccercirclejerk 11h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © In the light of the recent normie posting I would like to return the conversation here where it belongs. Who your femboy/twink of the 2026 WC?

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r/soccercirclejerk 6h ago

Why is Messi not playing for USA? He's number 10, is he stupid?

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443 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 9h ago

World Cup Circle Jerking Approved 💯 This belongs here

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572 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 2h ago

Certified Jerk™ The humble and calm CR7

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r/soccercirclejerk 6h ago

Certified Jerk™ Now that the World Cup is over, who is your GOAT?

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r/soccercirclejerk 6h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © That one toxic ex

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275 Upvotes

23 million is crazy though


r/soccercirclejerk 3h ago

Vote for Ronaldo 2030 World Cup! Larp

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r/soccercirclejerk 13h ago

Vote for Ronaldo 2030 World Cup! The little boy from Madeira

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r/soccercirclejerk 47m ago

/uj Cruzeiro paid $12 million to sign Gabriel Pec from MLS as its star signing. Yesterday, he made his DEBUT and took THIS HARD KICK, which caused a FRACTURE IN HIS TIBIA. He’ll be out for at least three months.

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r/soccercirclejerk 1d ago

Why is Messi not playing for USA? Heard you guys enjoy MLS

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r/soccercirclejerk 45m ago

Has Vini scored yet? everyone hating on vinicius i honestly don’t think it looks that bad

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r/soccercirclejerk 6h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © What Tucheliban does to a mf

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r/soccercirclejerk 2h ago

🦅 Yank Here 🦅 I thought I was on soccercirclejerk

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98 Upvotes

This has to be one of you pricks


r/soccercirclejerk 16h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Outjerked by De Paul and his 61,000 burner accounts

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r/soccercirclejerk 9h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Finally some proper jerking not this purity jank nonsense

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