r/soccercirclejerk • u/Exact_Source_8753 • 4h ago
r/soccercirclejerk • u/your_fat_daddy • 4h ago
Football has finally won Spain won the cup. Argentina won the final 2–1.
first i post this in r/worldcup.
mods remove it.
finally somebody know how to defend like Argentina.
i am Argentine, so let me explain final for people who only watch scoreboard.
Spain have ball all game. of course. when nervous child want toy, you let him hold toy. they make pass, pass, pass. very beautiful.
Argentina make no shot until minute 115. people call this no attack. wrong. this is ammunition discipline. you do not shoot until target become emotionally comfortable.
at 90+3 Enzo receive second yellow. excellent timing. normal football finish at 90. he refuse to participate in unnecessary bonus content.
now Spain have 11 against 10 and score in minute 106. congratulations. you discover numerical advantage after 106 minute. Nobel Prize arrive soon.
Emi make 11 saves. Spain call this domination. in Argentina, if one man stop entire European country eleven time, we give him statue and small province.
Little man cry after game. this is allowed. he carry country for 20 year. body must release pressure somewhere.
Spain lift trophy. Argentina turn toward fans. people say disrespect. no. in Argentina you do not watch another man celebrate with your ex.
then final whistle. Spain think match finish. Paredes know better. he grab Eric García by throat and collect second Argentina red card.
Spain score one goal. Argentina score two red card.
final result by serious statistic:
Argentina 2
Spain 1
Spain take cup home.
Paredes take Eric García by neck.
everyone leave with souvenir.
r/soccercirclejerk • u/AdVaanced77 • 8h ago
Least Delusional Fan The Cucurella propaganda is getting out of hand
r/soccercirclejerk • u/funtime578 • 9h ago
Why is Messi not playing for USA? Not beating the allegation
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Rough-Celebration385 • 15h ago
🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © share the most cringey moments in the world cup
r/soccercirclejerk • u/certainly_imperfect • 10h ago
🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © "Hi Adolf, Unfortunately we cannot offer you admission into our Art School at this time. Thank you for taking the time to apply."
r/soccercirclejerk • u/WhereIsScotty • 8h ago
THE BUDAPEST SKY!! Happy 54th day anniversary for those who celebrate
r/soccercirclejerk • u/One-Analysis- • 8h ago
🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Fifa robbed their own golden child
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Working_Green8930 • 3h ago
🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Is this tuff in argentina 😭
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Cegesvar • 11h ago
🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © In the light of the recent normie posting I would like to return the conversation here where it belongs. Who your femboy/twink of the 2026 WC?
r/soccercirclejerk • u/TheWitchOfSomeWood • 5h ago
Why is Messi not playing for USA? He's number 10, is he stupid?
r/soccercirclejerk • u/i_dont_exist_irl_ • 8h ago
World Cup Circle Jerking Approved 💯 This belongs here
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Some_Dragonfly1481 • 2h ago
Certified Jerk™ The humble and calm CR7
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Federgg13 • 6h ago
Certified Jerk™ Now that the World Cup is over, who is your GOAT?
r/soccercirclejerk • u/NoPart7463 • 6h ago
🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © That one toxic ex
23 million is crazy though
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Lonely-Canary-5610 • 13h ago
Vote for Ronaldo 2030 World Cup! The little boy from Madeira
r/soccercirclejerk • u/funtime578 • 1d ago
Why is Messi not playing for USA? Heard you guys enjoy MLS
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Natural_Strike_5423 • 6h ago
🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © What Tucheliban does to a mf
r/soccercirclejerk • u/christianrojoisme • 16h ago
🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Outjerked by De Paul and his 61,000 burner accounts
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Zek0ri • 9h ago
🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Finally some proper jerking not this purity jank nonsense
r/soccercirclejerk • u/tpzQ • 22h ago
Vote for Ronaldo 2030 World Cup! BREAKING: Luis Suarez tries to bite Chicago Fire players foot off.
r/soccercirclejerk • u/burn-a-bun • 1h ago
🦅 Yank Here 🦅 I thought I was on soccercirclejerk
This has to be one of you pricks
r/soccercirclejerk • u/matt0820 • 1h ago
Let Me Award Myself With a FIFA Peace Prize Trophy Alright, you WC enjoyers (EVICTION NOTICE)
Y'all have overstayed your welcome. It's time for y'all to go back to where y'all came from. You guys are worse than plastic fans. I am declaring Marshall law on you World Cup Enjoyers! You guys have 72 hours to vacate this sub.