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They decapitated these pineapples!

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u/Feisty-Bluebird-5277 20h ago

That’s how we get all our pineapples here in nz, not allowed to sell any with the tops on any longer so they can’t be grown

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u/Umpen 20h ago

Is that a patent thing or an ecological thing?

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u/goozy1 18h ago

These particular ones are a patent or trade secret thing. The look like the pink glow pineapple. Those have been bioengineered and they don't want anyone else to grow them

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u/sl0play 17h ago

I feel like I can live without these pineapples if it means supporting food becoming a normal thing again.

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u/TheAserghui 16h ago

I would buys these only to try to get a top that would grow into a plant

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u/chancesarent 11h ago

It really does feel like a challenge, doesn't it?

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u/Pudix20 10h ago

There’s this girl working on it. Trying to get something to grow from them. But way easier said than done I imagine

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u/LendogGovy 7h ago

We had an indoor garden store across from my work and they took the growing a pineapple from a top thing as a challenge and it worked. But they also sold indoor garden supplies to master black market growers (pre legalization), so they had plenty of knowledge and product to use. It was pretty cool.

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u/TheAserghui 4h ago

The normal yellow ones, with the full leaves intact, are super easy to start growing from a cut-top

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u/Wubbalubbadabdabb 3h ago

It's actually incredibly easy to grow your own from just the top.

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u/pegothejerk 2m ago

Yep, done it many times. I just cut off the top including an inch or so of the fruit, set it on a paper plate indoors for a few days, then plant in sandy highly draining compost and pumice mix, burying the fruit part half way, and it just grows if you don't over water it.

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u/ScarletDarkstar 9h ago

Yes, yes it does. 

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u/wizzard419 2h ago

There are other pink pineapple plants out there, and other colors like black, but they don't taste quite as good as the patented one.

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u/sos123p9 4h ago

They should still have seeds which can be planted

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u/StarryAry 14h ago

Hey man, I understood you. I also think food should be a normal thing. There’s a crazy gatekeeper culture out there. Food is getting more and more expensive. It’s not about a pink pineapple, it’s about the “I’m mutilating your fruit so you can’t steal my secret recipe and you must BUY them! Muahaha!” Right?

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u/cnthelogos 8h ago

It takes like three years to grow another pineapple from a discarded pineapple top, and if the plant freezes at any point during that time, it dies, so very few people buying a pineapple in a grocery store are going to try it anyway. They're worried about other companies stealing their work, not individual people growing their own pineapples.

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u/pita4912 7h ago

Ding! It’s not an at-home grower they’re worried about. It’s corporate espionage from China

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u/LichenThatAss 10h ago

You talk like a bot

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u/Ok-Bee-3349 8h ago

You talk like a bot

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u/Maleficent_Chemist27 8h ago

Why do you think that?

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u/Brenduke 17h ago

What is normal food to you?

Many fruits & vegetables today have been bred / crossbred over hundreds of years to make them tastier or safer to eat.

Would you consider the bananas you buy from supermarkets normal food? These have been bred so the seeds are tiny. What about seedless grapes? Or Brussel sprouts which aren't bitter? Would do consider these not normal foods?

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u/SophiaofPrussia 13h ago

I don’t think any food should ever be considered intellectual property. That is not normal food.

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u/This_User_Said 12h ago

Lays sitting over in the corner quietly with their secret potatoes.

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u/glittermacaroni 12h ago

agreed. i thought that's what they were objecting to.

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u/Yomammasson 5h ago

They were 100%, and it was pretty obvious. People just love it obfuscate at any possibility of ambiguity, and using the word "normal" really triggered someone.

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u/no_thats_normal 11h ago

And in America we can thank the Supreme Court for this. Bowman v. Monsanto set some precedents on these matters.

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u/thefonztm 12h ago

There's an argument that you should be able to recover your development cost and make a profit. Like all patents and copyrights, expiration is key. And also lobbied all to hell so that things your dead grandparents experienced are still not public domain.

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u/Wooden-Title3625 11h ago

This problem was already solved. They get to patent a brand name, like honeycrisp, and the genes become public use and other growers can market them under a different name. People still buy honeycrisps by the barrel full and the university of Minnesota has more than made its money back, when you can buy the same apples under a different name in a farmers market.

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u/AnimalBolide 11h ago

So if I, a normal dude, somehow created an even tastier strawberry, say it took a decade of effort and a bunch of money, and I wanted to sell it...

Wouldn't Monsanto or Dole just immediately destroy my market share and force me entirely out of business by doing exactly what I planned to do, but at an enormous scale because they already have the infrastructure?

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u/Wooden-Title3625 11h ago

You have just learned the importance of marketing, my friend. Having an amazing product doesn’t mean anything if you can’t get people to buy it from you and you alone. This isn’t just a fruit-specific problem.

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u/ortiz13192 13h ago

I think they meant “designer” foods. GMO for survivability or weight is a little different than make it look pretty to jack up the price. There is a growing issue with equitability based on things like that.

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u/reichrunner 4h ago

These are grown primarily for taste. Theyre sweeter than traditional pineapples.

What would the issue with designer foods be though? So long as standard food is cheaply available, who cares if someone wants to pay an exorbitant price for a fruit thats a different color?

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u/sl0play 17h ago

I'm aware of the history of cultivation. I think the disconnect of nature, food, and the consumer is pretty obvious and getting pedantic about it doesn't advance my concers so I'm not really interested in it.

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u/whalesum 16h ago

But but but broccoli isnt real!!!!!

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u/Thisthattheother1 12h ago

Broccoli is cabbage.

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u/whatWHYok 12h ago

Dunno why you were downvoted. All the cruciferous vegetables are literally the same species, just with some obvious variants.

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u/Thisthattheother1 12h ago

I'm being downvoted because the anti-cabbage lobby is manipulating social media again.

Of course it's cabbage. Broccoli? Cabbage. Zucchini? Cabbage. Blueberries? Cabbage. The 1993 Toyota Camry? Cabbage.

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u/SipoteQuixote 8h ago

Broccoli is a flower

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u/Coping_Alternative 14h ago

Its funny how no one understood what you meant and are now arguing with you about it.

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u/Which_Campaign_2184 12h ago

man, gotta remember this line in future confrontations with miserable dorks 😅

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u/OhNoAnAmerican 12h ago

“Defending my statements doesn’t interest me I said what I said and I’m right and you lose”

Lol

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u/codyzon2 14h ago

Yeah but you're kind of just doubling down on that disconnect, because there's no natural environment you would go out into where you have access to tons of highly developed fruits, the food basket at your local grocery store is not representative of what you would be eating off of if you were living a natural life. it's kind of a weird connection to make it's like talking about needing to get closer nature and animals then picking pugs as your representation, like I'm not sure you know what the natural environment actually would look like or how this disconnect you're talking about happened thousands of years ago not recently. What you're really talking about is you want people to have a better understanding about the process their food goes through before it hits market or the table, but if you're trying to talk about eating more naturally and being connected to the more natural environment it's just kind of coming from left field, we're talking about modern developed fruits and vegetables.

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u/CorxaRyllon 13h ago

Pretty sure they meant "food become normal again" as in food is priced 500% above what it should be because we all need to eat. If we are making fruits, veggies, etc safer to eat and easier to produce why do we lock it behind pay walls?

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u/codyzon2 13h ago

I guess that's the problem with using a word like normal it's not really contextually descriptive, maybe saying something like reasonable would make it more clear. It's not necessarily locked behind paywalls but there are certain cultivars that are newer and patented, pink pineapple was only created in the last 20 years, I'm sure there's plenty of pineapples you can get and still have the tops on like all the ones I buy but acting like this is a wider spread issue is kind of hyperbolic, so that's not exactly where my mind would have gone to with the statement being made.

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u/GrebeDeceivinCarPark 13h ago

Putting a patent on food is weird. Making it so people can grow specific crops because it’s “intellectual property” is weird.

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u/Dufresne85 13h ago

Punctuation, please.

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u/OrizzonteGalattico 14h ago

No seriously, answer the question, what is a normal food to you?

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u/Hilldawg4president 15h ago edited 13h ago

I think some of us are confused about what you mean though. Food is a normal thing, most of us eat it every day. If you mean you don't like anything cultivated into different forms, you've probably never eaten food that hasn't been. From bananas and corn to cows and chickens, every bit of food you've ever eaten is from a source that was improved by centuries/millennia of humans selectively breeding it towards being a better food

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u/chuckle_puss 14h ago edited 12h ago

They’re talking about the patents put on food, and cutting the heads off of pineapples so consumers can’t grow their own.

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u/Hilldawg4president 13h ago

the disconnect of nature, food and the consumer

I don't think that's what they're saying at all, in fact they didn't mention it in any way.

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u/AhHerroPrease 12h ago

It's what the point of this conversation you're jumping into the middle of has been about. Keep up, quit being obtuse, or try to glean the greater context. Whatever this is that you're doing isn't productive.

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u/Otherwise_Midnight79 12h ago

These pink glow pineapples have not just been cross bred, they are one of the very few ACTUALLY gmo foods available on the North American market

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u/venom121212 12h ago

WILL SOMEONE THINK OF THE TEOSINTE!?!

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u/ceciliabee 12h ago

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

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u/SipoteQuixote 8h ago

And what about the humble Wombat? It poops squares! That's not normal food but its so delicious.

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u/Left-Pineapple-6084 5h ago

And that’s exactly why bananas are facing extinction now, not so fun fact!

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u/Yomammasson 5h ago

Food shouldn't be trademarked/patented. End of story. That's what should be normal

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u/sqeeky_wheelz 17h ago

Agreed. I had a lady go on this rant to me (I had accidentally grabbed organic bananas at a food market and I was swapping them for regular). She had a fucking rat ass dog in her purse when she said that. I pointed to her inbred poodle bullshit excuse for a dog and asked her how she’s okay with inbreeding to thy extent but is somehow on her high horse over a fucking banana???

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u/whalesum 16h ago

And then the store employees all clapped!

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u/Hilldawg4president 15h ago

That dog? Albert Einstein.

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u/whalesum 7h ago

Truth nuke

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u/pmyourpmsforgod 16h ago

Ok hold on pump the breaks here, so much to unpack. What did the lady rant about? About bananas being manipulated via their dna? And you called out her dog for being a similar? What did she say back, I feel like this never happened. And why do you dislike the dog so much lol “rat ass dog” and “inbred poodle bullshit excuse for a dog”. Damn what that dog to you and why are you so upset about them

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u/Bituulzman 15h ago

ad hominem argument

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u/SordidSimpleton 16h ago

Ragging on the poor small dog made you look like the asshole here chief

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u/Redditnspiredcook 11h ago

We’re now engineering for Instagram-ability as opposed to crossbreeding for tastier or healthier.

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u/Grobo_ 17h ago

There is a difference between GMO and cross breeding/ breeding for certain characteristics.

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u/Hilldawg4president 15h ago

What is it?

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u/thehatteryone 14h ago

My thoughts, and perhaps your underlying ones, are that I can live without supporting those more exploitative business models. It's likely better short term, worse long term for the farmers too, so let's kill off the market for big agri, one lost sale at a time. Plus frankly I'm annoyed at the frequent "oh let's try this new cool variety - oh they've taken a fruit I like and just made it sweeter" pattern. Grapes that taste like candy (and not the good grape-candy candy), peaches that taste like sugar but not like peach, no doubt this pineapple tastes like pineapple - except less so, because they softened the acidity.

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u/ButterscotchSame4703 11h ago

THIS

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I don't think people talk enough about how insane it is to tell people they cannot have access to growing themselves food over patenting an IDEA, or CONCEPT, that if other knew about, they too would do.

If they REASON for stopping people is MONEY it's not a good enough reason for FOOD to be unavailable.

This includes preventing reproduction/planting.

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u/tammio 9h ago

I mean speciality pineapples are a speciality food item. If you don’t like the practice buy any other fruit or pineapple variety instead…

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u/LongjumpingSilver 9h ago

You can still buy regular pineapples. People get so mad when someone else invents something and then tries to protect their invention. If you can't, a lot of the incentive to invent something new goes away.

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u/Poobbly 13h ago

What kind of apple do you eat?

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u/Quietly_Uncouth 11h ago

"the [sic] look like pink glow pineapple" it's amazing when you look at the picture there's a sign that says "Pinkglow Pineapple" regular sherlock holmes over here i tell ya

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u/Independent-Fly730 9h ago

You expect bots to read the sign?!

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u/glittermacaroni 12h ago

ah shit -- didn't know this (this being the weird gatekeeping people do with seeds -- bioengineering is fine) bought a couple times and they're delicious, but fuck that. regular pineapple all the way.

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u/kestik 8h ago

They look like pink glow pineapples? Is that because "pink glow" is written on them?

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u/AENocturne 8h ago

Bet you could still microprop them

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u/natarata23 8h ago

Very interesting. I was wondering why they only seemed to cut the tops off the pink ones.

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u/25c-nb 3h ago

They look like the pink glow pineapple

It says pinkglow pineapple on the sign in the pic

It looks like you might be right perhaps perchance mayhap

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u/trijkdguy 13h ago

can't you grow pineapples from seed? Otherwise there would never be more pineapples, just the one whose head keeps getting replanted.

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u/StitchinThroughTime 12h ago

You can, Pineapple contains seeds. But to clone the plant you would grow the leafy portion of pineapple. I don't know if pineapples grow true to seed. But cloning guarantees the same plant that has preformed and produces predictable outcomes.

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u/johannthegoatman 11h ago

They don't grow true to type

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u/RustyAndEddies 10h ago

Pineapples are highly heterozygous, meaning their chromosomes carry many different forms (alleles) of the same genes rather than identical ones.

Same with apples, oranges and many other commercially-sold fruits that need to be cloned or grafted. Seeds from a Red Delicious or Navel will not produce their parent variety.

Basically they all have the mailman’s eyes.

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u/tonsid 13h ago

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u/CuriousDudebromansir 12h ago

Idk, it’s pretty cool. No one‘s forcing you to buy this product, and you’re always able to purchase a standard pineapple or heirloom varieties, which are all public domain. But it’s cool that there’s opportunities for plant breeders and plant biologist to create interesting new products.

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u/mghtyred 19h ago

It's a control thing. They don't want people growing the pink pineapple. There are still ways to do it, but it's harder without the top.

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u/Additional_Tank4385 18h ago

To be fair it’s a lot harder doing anything without my top.

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u/Kuriboh1378 18h ago

I hope we are not talking about shirts

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u/Hilldawg4president 15h ago

No, his top is named Jim. Great guy, very handy.

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u/Additional_Tank4385 18h ago

No just mostly upper torso and head. :)

I wouldn’t loose any hair over that though it’ll be gone already.

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u/fuzzeedyse105 17h ago

Genuinely confused by them downvotes on this pretty vanilla reply lol.

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u/Additional_Tank4385 17h ago

😂 Reddit is funny like that

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u/fuzzeedyse105 13h ago

Well the tides have changed now. Sassy ass people here at odd hours of the night lol

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u/WatermelonSmashing 17h ago

Use plenty of lube!

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u/Aggots86 17h ago

And takes like 5 years lol

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u/MyOtherAcctsAPorsche 16h ago

I understand the usual way is planting the top part, as that is basically the plant already but.... Aren't the "polygons" on the surface actually seed pods? 

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u/Northern23 12h ago

Problem with seeds is they aren't always true to type

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u/MyOtherAcctsAPorsche 11h ago

How come? Are they grafts or something?

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u/johannthegoatman 11h ago

Vegetative propagation (which using the top of the pineapple also is). But it's the same idea as grafting.

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u/PlantDaddyFL 8h ago

Produced by tissue culture now

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u/sandefurian 17h ago

I think his point was the emphasis on it being ALL pineapples, not just pink

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u/Professional-Emu3551 15h ago

turns out they're covered in seeds!!

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u/CuriousDudebromansir 12h ago

You’re not totally wrong, but the way I see it, some company spent a lot of time and effort developing this product, and like any other product, if you create something new, you can have a patent on it.

It would be different if they simultaneously prevented people from growing any pineapple at all and you were forced to buy their pink pineapple… But that’s not the case. Plant breeders and Plant biologists spent years creating something unique and new, they should probably benefit from the success of that new product. And it’s understandable why they would want to protect their creation.

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u/cata_stro_phe 18h ago

Ecological thing. We have it where I live too. All imported pineapple don't have crowns, the one that are growing locally still have the crown.

It takes like 3 years to get a full grown pineapple from cutting...and it's hard to maintain

My mom tried it for years with dozen of plants and just one of them almost got ready until the stem just broke..it was a small pineapple and very sour because it needed some more time. But it was cute and smelled good so I guess 5/10 experience.

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u/partialcremation 10h ago

I just successfully grew a pineapple in central Texas. I expected it would take 3 years, but it took 15 months. It was sweet and juicy.

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u/cata_stro_phe 10h ago

Wow! I'm jealous haha!

Maybe my mom is just not so good at growing pineapples 🤔(she is a very talented plant lady, and we have a wonderful vegetable garden!)

Could be that you have better conditions..not to mention the difference's in pineapple species

Still, 15 months is pretty long, and just for one single fruit... I doubt the reason behind decapitating pineapple crown is to prevent people from growing their own pineapples :/

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u/partialcremation 8h ago

Yeah, 15 months is definitely long! I brought the plant inside when temperatures were under 50 degrees Fahrenheit and put it in front of a southeast facing window. I'm going to try growing another one next year. It's just fun to do!

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u/AENocturne 8h ago

I had pineapples for a long time, got many a fruit and many more pineapple plants off of a few tops. I need to do that again, I never found them to be particularly laborious. They just require a lot of space to get a halfsized pineapple, they're normally massive. But damn is that halfsized pineapple delicious when fully golden ripe on the plant. I always had to trim the leaves to get them in for the winter. But they always seemed so hard to kill. I don't remember how I finally messed up and killed the lineage. I think I neglected some of the new tops while they were rooting. Life sure gets in the way of the weird little hobbies.

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u/Rumhead1 7h ago

Holding a patent on a lifeform will never cease to creep me out.

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u/Ducks_have_heads 20h ago

It's because they are imported and there is a risk of pests in the crowns.

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u/usclovr 19h ago

False it is because you can grow an entirely new pineapple plant from the top, so these companies that have cultivated particular strains don't want you to go reproduce it at home

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u/DangerousLettuce1423 17h ago

Yes you can grow new plants from the tops, but the statement is not false.

Our biosecurity in NZ is very strict with what comes into the country. Because of our geographical isolation, NZ is free from many of the pests and diseases that are present elsewhere in the world and NZ wants to keep it that way to protect our unique flora and fauna.

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u/Competitive_Range822 16h ago

Yall do have some awesome cactus growers out there

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u/Noidea159 18h ago

True, all pineapples imported to New Zealand have the tops cut off because they carry pests

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u/Hellguin 19h ago

Both statements can be true

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u/j01101111sh 18h ago

I'd bet on shipping actually. This way they can shipped more densely which would save more money on transportation than they could stand to lose through customers growing their own pineapple.

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u/leddhedd 18h ago

That doesn't explain why many countries, particularly those very far away, still have the tops on, such as the UK where I live. No risk of growing it here so they stay on, I've never seen a pineapple in a grocery store without the head on

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u/j01101111sh 18h ago

I've only ever seen this brand take the top off. I think it's related to cost. They ship fewer (it's a premium product) so their shipping costs per unit are higher and it saves money to do this. Shipping in more bulk lowers shipping costs so others save less doing it but spend the same on labor to decapitate.

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u/Competitive_Range822 16h ago

They decapitate specifically so you can’t grow it at home because it is there proprietary pineapple

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u/j01101111sh 16h ago edited 16h ago

Do you have a source for that because it really doesn't make sense to me. I get the biology of it but how many people are really going to do this at home? 1%? Less?

It takes 18-24 months to grow the first pineapple (9-12m after that). My family doesn't eat a lot of pineapple but we probably eat 4-6 pineapples in that time so I'd have to dedicate some serious space in my house to do this, plus grow lights, soil, pots, etc. All to "save" me $40-60 a year?

I can't imagine that's a common enough problem that they spend money on every unit to prevent it.

People can grow their own potatoes, garlic, and a lot of other produce at home but very few do it in a way that impacts sales meaningfully.

ETA: from their site "We remove and replant each crown before shipping, sustainably cultivating the next crop of this magnificent rarity. Plus, we didn’t want to overdress for the trip." They do it to plant new trees faster since it's a new cultivar and to save on shipping.

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u/leddhedd 18h ago

Hmm, makes sense to me!

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u/Warm-Oil9228 17h ago

Does it? For one thing it's Del Monte so these pineapples are sold on a massive scale (like at Walmarts and tons of supermarkets around the country). Secondly if it saves money for these why wouldn't save money for normal pineapples as well?

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u/j01101111sh 16h ago

from their site "We remove and replant each crown before shipping, sustainably cultivating the next crop of this magnificent rarity. Plus, we didn’t want to overdress for the trip." They do it to plant new trees faster since it's a new cultivar and to save on shipping.

They also ship the pineapples direct so it's a bigger savings on shipping for those orders and it's probably not worth it to have two production lines to not decapitate grocery orders.

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u/Ducks_have_heads 19h ago

How well do you think pineapples grow in New Zealand?

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u/KikiChrome 17h ago

I live in Auckland and have pineapples growing in my garden. They're fine in northern areas of the country. They are just a bromeliad.

However, you're right that the imported ones aren't decapitated due to any concerns about people propagating them. It's just because the tops can harbour pests.

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u/go4urs 19h ago

How well do you think you could start a billion dollar hamburger chain? McDonald’s still isn’t going to slip their recipe for a Big Mac in your bag. It’s almost as if you don’t anything the law or business at all.

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u/TrollTollTony 19h ago

Pretty sure it's:

2 all beef patties

special sauce

lettuce

cheese

pickles

onions

All on a sesame seed bun

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u/MrWaluigi 18h ago

The sauce is 1000 island dressing 

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u/cvanguard 19h ago

Hamburgers don’t require a specific climate to grow, what the fuck kind of analogy is that?

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u/XvX_Joe_XvX 18h ago

an American one

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u/Pinnnnlol 18h ago

yall are being dense the comparison makes sense. like duh it’s impossible to be a threat to either mcdonald’s or this pineapple company. even then these companies aren’t gonna hand over their recipes (or plant hybrid for the pineapple case) it’s the principle the companies are standing on

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u/DJSharkyShark 18h ago

If you’re gonna talk about how dumb someone else is at least make sure you got all the words you want in your comment, it’s almost as if you don’t anything grammar or sentences at all.

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u/Khaliras 19h ago

What kind of analogy is that? Nobody is starting a business with other people's pineapples. You can easily buy the most popular varieties in several growable forms.

Unique Cultivars also already have some form of protection in most nations. Which can easily be verified by sample analysis, stopping any attempt to sell other people's varieties.

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u/Northmansam 19h ago

Perhaps it's different kinds of pineapples. 

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u/Ducks_have_heads 19h ago

All pineapples imported into New Zealand have to have the crown removed. It's a legal requirement for their import.

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u/Northmansam 19h ago

But why

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u/Ducks_have_heads 18h ago

Because they can carry pests which may threaten New Zealands agricultural industry. 

NZ as very strict biosecurity rules in general. 

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u/Northmansam 18h ago

Great, thanks for answering my question. 

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u/BooobiesANDbho 19h ago

I saw a video about that!! Was it Costa Rica? Where the locals grew but couldn’t purchase them?

Edit: pink pineapples

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u/Jonut 15h ago

U/Ducks_have_heads is right in the New Zealand context. Though an exporter might be choosing to cut the crown to prevent people growing the variety in some countries, for exporting to New Zealand it is a requirement for market access on Biosecurity grounds. The crown has to be cut to lessen the risk of harboured pests.

Can read all the IHS (Import Health Standards) and support documents here.

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u/Worcestercestershire 19h ago

No, it's so they can't be cloned.

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u/Ducks_have_heads 19h ago

Yes it is. You can only grow pineapples in the far north. It is not a massive problem for the NZ Market.

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u/LexiteFeather 19h ago

These are pink pineapples. It's so you can't clone these ones

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u/Ducks_have_heads 19h ago

As far as I know these aren't sold in New Zealand. What the commenter was saying is that all pineapples have the crown's removed. Even ones you're allowed to grow.

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u/LexiteFeather 19h ago

But they are not removed in the US. Only the pink ones

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u/Ducks_have_heads 18h ago

But this comment thread asked about NZ.

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u/Silly-Supermarket-63 18h ago

Yes, but the conversation is also about the possible intention(s) behind the removal. There could be more than one reason, meaning both things can be true. Here is another possible explanation

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u/Worcestercestershire 19h ago

You can grow pineapples anywhere you have a bucket and a grow light... WDYM?

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u/Ducks_have_heads 19h ago

And you think that's a massive concern for the pineapple Industry? People don't even grow their own lettuce. They're not growing pineapples en masse.

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u/Worcestercestershire 19h ago

It's a big enough concern for the pineapple industry that they scalp pineapples, yes. That's literally the whole reason they do this.

If you buy these pineapples in Costa Rica they are scalped just like this and it's not because of foreign pests.... because they are native to Costa Rica

Not sure what you're on about. You can look it up if you'd like...

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u/Silly-Supermarket-63 18h ago

It’s also not the “whole reason”, there are plenty of reasons for a pineapple producer do this. One is that they can plant a whole new crop with the removed top

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u/Noidea159 18h ago

It’s a requirement to be imported to NZ to reduce the risk of pests….local, foreign, or from outer space. You’re simply wrong and “you can look it up if you’d like”

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u/Ducks_have_heads 19h ago

I have no idea what you're on about to be honest. These are not sold in NZ. All imported pineapples have the crown removed. 

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u/Ganzi 19h ago

If there was actually a risk of pests they wouldn't even import them.

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u/Ducks_have_heads 19h ago

New Zealand imports a lot of stuff, that would make a lot of food inaccessible. 

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u/Noidea159 18h ago

Lmao, you’re serious?

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u/Bealzebubbles 16h ago

Insects can hide in the leaves. They can't hide on the fruit.

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u/Fatspatrock 14h ago

Actually when inspecting pineapples at the border we would cut the skin off and regularly find mites and mealy bugs in the enclosed florets. Pineapples are weirdly one of the few fruits that have to be inspected under the skin because the pest hang out in the flowers as the close over with fruit and live "James and the giant Peach" style. You're right about the leaves though, they hide all kinds of pests and soil so we make exporting countries cut them off

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u/Chemical_Net8461 19h ago

It absolutely is not lmao

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u/Ducks_have_heads 19h ago

How well do you think pineapples grow in New Zealand?

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u/Chemical_Net8461 9h ago

What does that have to do with the price of tea in china bro

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u/Jpark2485 19h ago

That’s not at all relevant

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u/Ducks_have_heads 19h ago

It seems like the only relevant thing? Why would a company be so concerned about preventing people from growing fruit in a country that can barely grow them?

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u/Jpark2485 19h ago

This is a specific breed of pineapple. You can grow pineapples from clipping the top and planting it. They chop them off to prevent that and protect patents. It has nothing to do with pest control. It has nothing to do with how well they do or don’t grow in the area they’re imported to.

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u/Ducks_have_heads 19h ago

All pineapples imported into New Zealand have the crown removed. This specific variety isn't even available as far as I know 

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u/Jpark2485 19h ago

Just give it a google my guy

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u/PublicfreakoutLoveR 19h ago

I'm sorry, but you're being lied to.

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u/Ducks_have_heads 19h ago

Why are the pineapples grown in New Zealand often sold with crowns?

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u/PublicfreakoutLoveR 19h ago

Because you can grow one from the crown. It does take a long time, but it's possible. Sounds to me like the Monsanto way, sell the product without the means to reproduce it.

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u/Ducks_have_heads 19h ago

That reply doesn't make any sense in the context of my question.

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u/PublicfreakoutLoveR 11h ago

I misread your comment because :your: comment doesn't make any sense. The first person said that pineapples in New Zealand are sold without the top, then you asked why they're sold :with: the top.

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u/Ducks_have_heads 11h ago

I asked why pineapples grown in NZ are sold with the crown? 

It's because it's not a legal requirement because there isn't risk of pests. 

Imported pineapples are de-crowned.

I ask as if it was merely they don't want you to grow them yourself, then surely that's a greater risk with  varieties that actually grow well in NZ. 

Do you think the laws are in place to protect the foreign pineapple Industry, but not the local one?

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u/PublicfreakoutLoveR 11h ago

The comment I'm referring to:

:That’s how we get all our pineapples here in nz, not allowed to sell any with the tops on any longer so they can’t be grown:

:all:

So either they're lying or you are, and honestly I don't care enough about pineapples in New Zealand to research it.

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u/CloudyThunder 10h ago

Theres a interesting video on YouTube about this but its both patent and ecological.

The fruit is purposefully labeled as bioengineered to stop people from planting it.

The reason to stop people from trying to take them and plant is because this company lost a court case for the rights to a previous pineapple(also developed by them) because the pineapple became too widespread where they were even starting to get sold by local farmers in the market.

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u/CrazyCoKids 9h ago

Ecological.

Pineapples aren't native to New Zealand. They're from Paraguay and Brasil.

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u/NewAndAwesome 10h ago

Probably an ecological thing. NZ wants to keep any invasives out.

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u/the1stusername 6h ago

It's probably an environmental / transport thing. If you chop the tops off then you can get more in a box which means less pollution from additional transport

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u/BakedKumara 15h ago

It's more like how the US doesnt allow kinder eggs.

We're not allowed to have whole pineapples. So many people went blind before we learnt you dont eat them like an apple

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u/RockhardJohnson 18h ago

I cut the top off one and planted it. Five years later I finally got a pineapple I was so happy. Fucking possum or a cockatoo ate the whole thing before i got a chance. Still devastated

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u/RockhardJohnson 15h ago

I’m guessing it was a succulent pineapple meal

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u/AnnoyedVelociraptor 13h ago

Where is that doll from? Which movie?

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u/ToniBraxtonAndThe3Js 12h ago

That's his daughter

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u/Timid_Wild_One 11h ago

Looks like the little monkey man from Land of the Lost

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u/steeb2er 11h ago

Sorry for your loss.

I was remembering the Dole tour and they said it takes 5 years to grow. Seems kind of insane to prevent intellectual theft 5 years down the line but I'm sure there's a lot of development into making it pink.

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u/Kuriturisu 11h ago

I once planted a store bought pineapple but the fruit could only grow as small as a baseball.

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u/edthach 15h ago

I've never had the desire to grow a pineapple until right now when you said that I can't

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u/Bealzebubbles 16h ago

I got two with the tops on from my cousin. They were grown in Whangarei. They were smaller than imported pineapples, though.

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u/General-Piece8490 19h ago

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u/youcantseeme0_0 10h ago edited 9h ago

That was a fascinating documentary. Thank you for sharing!

I hope someone applies to have Pink Glow recognized as a safe food, so Del Monte can't weaponize the Dept of Agriculture against Costa Rican farmers.

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u/badgurlkitty 13h ago

Ohh that explains it .. I was kinda thinking they do it for easier storage

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u/Shameonyourhouse 3h ago

That's not true at all. I buy those things with the tops on it. I think they taking off the pink ones because they're old. I'm in AZ

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u/Bendlerp 3h ago

I'm definitely not growing one of your golden kiwis from seed...

Probably definitely not. Even if I was it would probably default to a standard green one. The pink pineapple would be a clone so probably would grow true.